Guild Wars 2

Feeling lonely? Tired? like the world just spins and you are stuck motionless? In that case, take some SOG. What is SOG exactly then? Is it safe? What do we want from you?

Special Operations Guild is looking for volunteers to try out our breakthrough drug, SOG. Here are some irrelevant statistics.

Analysis of Irrelevant Data:
- SOG stand for Special Operations Guild.
- Based in Tarnished Coast
- Medium sized guild of about 100
- Frequent dungeon runs
- Weekly Guild Bounties
- Guild dedicated mumble server for the chatty peeps.
- Ice cream chill officers who love to get to know everyone
- Guild feels tight like that jacket you’re wearing
- Active officers who would love to answer questions

Candidates should be, but are not limited to being:
- Friendly, kind, chill, awesome, etc.
- Willing to get to know others, it takes two to tango.
- Interest in Dungeons

Legal stuff:
We try to keep our numbers low to make sure we get to know everyone. We love running dungeons with guild mates, no matter their dungeon experience. There is no representation rule, we ask that you contribute to guild chat from time to time and help in Guild Bounties if possible.

Special Operations Guild takes harassment due to race, gender, religion, sexuality and country of origin very seriously. We do not tolerate such acts. Spec Ops maintains a environment that is casual, inviting and comfortable for the entire guild.

If interested, please do not hesitate to message one of our specialists:

Baltos Nosferatus

Marak Tryn

Razzleflazzle

Walski <—he’s the coolest

Disclaimer:
Side effects such as fun, increase in game enjoyment and a sense of community may occur. Ask your doctor before taking SOG as studies have shown an increase in friends have been reported. If you experience excitement during gameplay for more than four hours, seek immediate medical attention.