Guild Wars 2

We don’t recruit often, but when we do, people hang on our every word – even the prepositions. When we pick up quest breadcrumbs, we use them to make beer. We once had an awkward moment with Lyssa’s twin, just to see how it felt. We can play Monks in Guild Wars 2. NPCs come to us for quests.

We are… The Game’s Most Interesting Guild.

Hello players. Look at your guild, then back to us. Now back to them. Now back to us. Sadly, your guild isn’t The U, but if you’re over 18 and drop an app with us, it could be. Look down – back up. Where are you? You’re in a drunken, pantsless run through Lion’s Arch with the guild your guild could be. Look at your hand – back at me. I have it – it’s your mouse, and you’re clicking this link to check us out. Look again – that website is now full of photos of your favorite celebrity naked. Anything is possible when you roll with The U. I’m in an Asuran Battlesuit.

Our guild hall smells of rich mahogany. We are kind of a big deal. Come cannonball in the pool of glory with us today.

Stay classy Tyria!

We had our 5 year anniversary this weekend. These are the kind of people you want to hang with in and out of game:

http://www.unrepentantgaming.com/forum/dbtech/vbslider/images/5yrwood.png
Like the song says “We are the people our parents warned us about”

Just got back into game recently and these guys are still having fun and taking names on Stormbluff Isle

Pirates 4 life.

We’re actively running events almost every night of the week, to include sPvP, WvW, and even jump puzzles!

I’ve been a member of this amazing community since we were founded 5 years ago and I would not have it any other way. These are the best people I have ever met throughout my time spent in the gaming world. They are my second family. Come and see what the fun is all about!

My bumps. My bumps. My lovely forum….lumps.

You know when you take that first sip of coffee in the morning (or that first drink of your favorite adult beverage after a long, hard week) and you go “mmm that’s good”? That’s what this group is. Only it’s all day, every day.

Mmm. That’s the spot.

About a month ago, Rhyzen posted that we’re doing nightly guild events.

Guess what?

We still are. We still rock, both with and without pants.

Still like making love on a bearskin rug.

We’re still having a blast running nightly events. We’ve got folks who enjoy all aspects of GW2.

We’re the group you’ve been looking for your whole life. A gaming community that offers you more than just a name and a guild emblem. We’re a new way of life. Drink us in. That’s it.

Mmmmmmmm.

We shower occasionally!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck?

Anyone looking for a mature, fun-loving group? That would be the Unrepentant! We are not only a GW2 guild – but a full fledged gaming community that would like to hear from like-minded individuals. Check out our website and hit us up for a trial run!

You haven’t come by to see us yet??? Is there a problem with translation? For fun you need to check us out!! see us first – you will not be disappointed!!

This recruitment thread is hilarious- I’d join just because it made me lol, but I’m on a different server.

ok —- you are looking for a guild….
WE are the best guild for the entire GW2 game….
YOU need to check out our website for the best kitten gaming community in the WORLD!
I said it – I meant it – WORLD!
We are a community that games with guilds in most if not all the games being played =
YOU need to check us out first!

new GW2 game…..check!
time to play…………..check!
guild to play with………….

come on over to stormbluff isle – check us out – run with us…watch us make love on the bearskin rug —--

Are you looking for a new guild? (if not…why are you in the guild recruitment forums???)
Are you looking for a laid back group of folks to run around with and do fun stuff with? (a fun, laid back group is definitely better than doing things alone or with a bunch of kittens who don’t know which way is up!)

Look no further — check us out on Stormbluff Isle – let us put a little love in your life on that bear skin rug!!

I don’t know Tree….how much wood would a wood chuck chuck??

(You would know best being a Tree and all that…..)