Guild Wars 2

We don’t recruit often, but when we do, people hang on our every word – even the prepositions. When we pick up quest breadcrumbs, we use them to make beer. We once had an awkward moment with Lyssa’s twin, just to see how it felt. We can play Monks in Guild Wars 2. NPCs come to us for quests.

We are… The Game’s Most Interesting Guild.

Hello players. Look at your guild, then back to us. Now back to them. Now back to us. Sadly, your guild isn’t The U, but if you’re over 18 and drop an app with us, it could be. Look down – back up. Where are you? You’re in a drunken, pantsless run through Lion’s Arch with the guild your guild could be. Look at your hand – back at me. I have it – it’s your mouse, and you’re clicking this link to check us out. Look again – that website is now full of photos of your favorite celebrity naked. Anything is possible when you roll with The U. I’m in an Asuran Battlesuit.

Our guild hall smells of rich mahogany. We are kind of a big deal. Come cannonball in the pool of glory with us today.

Stay classy Tyria!

posted this in the wrong place! sorry!!