Guild Wars 2

Are you so lonely you cry alone in the shower so you can’t see or feel your tears? Do you call sex lines just to talk to another human being? Sucks. Anyway, If you’re looking for a fun server (for wvw), come to FA.

I’ve been on almost every server in the game (3 in the last 2 months). I finally found a place I like in FA. Before moving, I had trouble pugmanding, people wouldn’t get into ts and recruitment was meh. Ever since coming to FA, I cured my erectile dys… pugmanding.

But don’t take my word for it, listen to these testimonials.

“FA cured my limp wrist” – FA pug
“#harambe” – FA commander
“why did we go in?” – FA pug
“#makeFAgreatagain” – FA commander
“jajajaja” – Tyrion

Anyway, we like puppies and long walks on the beach. I found a unicorn once. It’s pretty cool. Also, memes.

If you’re interested in moving your guild or yourself over, pm me in game. OCX is the DREAM. Also, we’re in t2 and hover around t2 and t3. There’s many, many fights to be had here.

I support this cause! Glad you are having fun El Cid and glad to have you on FA!

Fort Aspenwood is a great place to be.
If you play wvw on FA during late NA consider joining [TLC].
We rally PST 4 times per week, including a #Backcap rally on mondays where we only cap objectives that have been flipped in the previous 15 minutes.
If you prefer to play during earlier NA consider joining [DIE]. Because that’s what you’ll be doing, the driver likes to yolo into blobs three times his size.
If you prefer to play in any other timezone, well, have fun with being outnumbered and listening to people play in spanish. =)

~ Kovu