Guild Wars 2

Up the – up the – up the slope! We need to reach the altar.

The line i hear the most? My Asura saying “There’s the power” when she gets might.
The 1 line i like to hear most from her is “You’re dumb. You’ll die and leave a dumb corpse” when initiating combat. Too bad it’s incredibly rare to hear her say it.

“Watch the ledges”

“Look Up! Up!”

“There’s something in the water!!!!”

It’s a bad day to buy wine. But it’s a great day to drink it!

“Pain for pain!” annoys me cause one time I was really tired and it sounded like she said “Paper plate!”

“Do not fear. Do not fear. Do not fear. Do not fear. Do not fear. Do not fear. Do not fear. Do not fear. Do not fear.” spamming “1” in Tome of Courage.

“Shake it off!”

“Quick, kill it!” makes me smile every time. Love the skritt.

“Here! Over here.” and “This one.. kill.”

“For the Tamini!” makes me laugh cause my brother was walking by and said, “you are fighting over paninis?” with a very bewildered look on his face.

“Listen! I think we have more spies!” buuuugggs me.

Blackhat.4016:

“AAAAAAAAAAAH”
“AAAAAAAAAAAH”
“AAAAAAAAAAAH”
“AAAAAAAAAAAH”
“AAAAAAAAAAAH”

- female Asura elementalist using a scepter

“AAAAAAAAAAAH” every 3 1/2 seconds while using my air 1 skill. Every. 3 1/2. seconds. Now imagine playing like that for a few hours. oO

(I hope this is a bug and will be fixed some day because it is literally driving me crazy) :S

Besides that I love any Quaggan phrases.

I have a male asura ele with the same problem, it’s driving me crazy too, it’s even worse in earth the daggers cast repeatedly and yeah…finding it so off putting I’m leaning towards deleting him if it’s not something in the works to be fixed because I love my scepter and love air & earth but them yelling AAAAH every 1-3 seconds is killing it for me.

My favourites
“Eat my dust!”
“Arise my creation!”
“It’s my own fault for making them so disposable…”
“Live, my puppet, LIVE!”
“Aw I’ll have to make another one…”
“You had a good life, short, but good.”
“I am death incarnated” (or w/e he says)
——Love em alll! —-

“Adrenaline rising”
“Adrenaline full!”
“For Great Justice!”
“Shake it off!”
“On my mark!”
“I can outrun a Centaur”

there’s some lines they say when they get conditions or are low on hp too… I hear them quite often xD Love all of em

(Oh yeah…and… “Always happy to see customers” “I’m sellin’, you buyin’?” “That’s all I needed.” “How many ales have I had?” haha, don’t hear the last one that often, but it’s just funny.)

“Must … lift … with … legs”

-My leg….

There was on bug in Brisban Wildlands, in an event in the north west, where you help some skritts recovering a crate. After you escort them back to their camp one would endlessy scream something like “Shinies! Wooo!” with intervals of 0.5 seconds between every repeating of it. I had to “outrun a centaur” to get out of there before my head exploded. But the most irritating lines I hear are in Citadel of Flame p1:
“I think we have more spies!” and “I will crush you into this bridge!” Repeatedly, without an apparent reason; probably should fix them to only be played when braclan firetooth is around!

I ended up switching my client audio to French because of how embarrassingly bad all the voice acting is.

“I Channel the Flame!”
“Ferocious Fire!”
“Fire Consumes at my Will”
“I Channel Rock, and Soil!”
“Earth and Stone conform to my will!”
“I Channel the Wind!”
“Glorious Air”
“I am River and Ocean!”
“Powerful Water!”
“Currents Flow by my Will!”

Death … good.

Who on earth wrote that?

colesy.8490:

Death … good.

Who on earth wrote that?

Whoever wrote the original Universal Bride of Frankenstein. I’m to lazy to hit up IMDB right now.

In the personal story, I believe a character ponders how sentient the undead actually are, and then when they come out with stuff like that, it’s just … durrrrrr.

“Seize the moment!”

Or as the LA master chef says: “Seize the MMMOHHHment”

I do a lot of crafting and am so tired of hearing these two:

-“…we don’t have latrines, we have waterclosets and it all goes out to sea….”
-“Seen any good bargains today? Same as everyday. Really? I haven’t? You need to know where to look (and where to ask!)”

I’d love to see them changed up…

My favorite line (and I don’t know what causes it to be said): “You’re dumb. And you’ll die. And you’ll leave a dumb corpse”. (or something like that)

My favourite is;
“What is this what is this what is this MY OWN FLESH MY OWN FLESH MY OWN FLESH”
Happens in hotw#1 all the time.

“Excuse me, do you have a moment?”
“Excuse me, do you have a moment?”
“Excuse me, do you have a moment?”
“Excuse me, do you have a moment?”
“Excuse me, do you have a moment?”
“Excuse me, do you have a moment?”

Not something you hear alot, but that boss at the end of the centaur chain in gendarren I think. Most hilarious line in gaming.

“How does one fight…THE WIND!?”

I want to say that and then point one of those small personal fans at someone.

My leg!

/12chars

Ronin.5038:

The line i hear the most? My Asura saying “There’s the power” when she gets might.
The 1 line i like to hear most from her is “You’re dumb. You’ll die and leave a dumb corpse” when initiating combat. Too bad it’s incredibly rare to hear her say it.

My asura was level 80 and 2 months old, and the first time i heard this I was like o.o wth! awesome! lols

Eat my dust!
Stand your Ground (also, “Stand your-Retreat!” when i am popping all buffs)
I pray to the spirits. but they rarely answer
its a bad day to buy wine. but its a great day to drink it!
AAAAAAAHH GHOSSTS!
your face is weird! no, your face is weird. its like a little raisin

My ears, how are you?
Your face is funny, all squished and weird/ no, your face is funny, its like a little raison.
AHHHH…..GHOST/MONSTER!
I like think inside the box.
Ha-they’ll have to hit much harder

Excuse me. Pardon me. May I have a word?

Things I imagine.

In The Grove by the TP and bank.

“I’m bored”
“I know. Let’s invite someone to dinner and eat them. I see a Norn and a Human.”

Yes, sometimes I think Sylvari are humanoid shaped Triffids.

I’m absolutely sure this has been brought up but by golly why is “Adrenaline Rising!” said every time its going down? I know there is another quote concerning adrenaline going up when it really is going down but I can’t think of it this moment.
Thanks and cheers all.

bribrim.9710:

I’m absolutely sure this has been brought up but by golly why is “Adrenaline Rising!” said every time its going down? I know there is another quote concerning adrenaline going up when it really is going down but I can’t think of it this moment.
Thanks and cheers all.

Well, I don’t know which race you are, but for the Charr it’s “Getting pumped!” (the other one you’re refering to)

“No, my pet! NO!”

I hear that one a lot as I carelessly get my poor Lynx slaughtered in battle. Followed by, “See, my pet? I won’t let you die!” spoken in a comforting voice. Love my Sylvari Ranger

The most irritating sound is “For Great Justice!” I really cannot stand that one, for some reason.

I think this thread is directly relevant to some patch notes

BobbyStein.2315:

Geotherma.2395:

I think this thread is directly relevant to some patch notes

Correct.

I wish more people could see what you guys really do. There are so many suggestions I’ve seen put into patches that I really feel people don’t realize were suggestions and feedback. Thanks for all you do up there in arenanet land

BobbyStein.2315:

Geotherma.2395:

I think this thread is directly relevant to some patch notes

Correct.

Aww, even though this thread would eventually have been created, I feel semi responsible :P

“Thank you. That was surprisingly helpful” – reviving Asura NPCs

I just don’t like that “Retreat” is really not just for retreating. Sometimes we charge in wvw and hearing the shout is annoying. Same for “Save Yourselves”, when my allies didn’t really saved themselves

Bobby, try to get Hayden Panettiere to voice some female lines in the game. I could listen to her voice a million times and it would never get boring.

~!GASP!~ could we get a snickering laugh upon stealthing?

“Heuheuheheuheheuhe it /~TINGLES~/”
“It’s the mint that makes it tingle!!!!”

Never craft in the grove. These lines, I fear, are forever etched into my subconscious.

I hear a lot of whistling.

Whenever I’m on my ranger, I hit the Attack command over and over and over again to see if I can get my asura to whistle a proper melody. I’m starting to think she’s tone deaf.

SAVE YOURSELVES

“This rose has thorns! Here they are!”

For some reason this is the only one I keep hearing whenever I’m in LA.

Not sick of any of the quotes yet but i want a special mention for norn guardian using his eli- THIS IS MY WRATH THIS IS MY WRATH THIS IS MY WRATH

“WHAT IS THIS”
“WHAT IS THIS”
“WHAT IS THIS”
“WHAT IS THIS”
“WHAT IS THIS”
“WHAT IS THIS”
“WHAT IS THIS”
“WHAT IS THIS”
“WHAT IS THIS”
“WHAT IS THIS, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU, MY OWN FLESH!”.

Seriously Anet, fix that, its annoying as hell.

yriafelc.6124:

I just don’t like that “Retreat” is really not just for retreating. Sometimes we charge in wvw and hearing the shout is annoying. Same for “Save Yourselves”, when my allies didn’t really saved themselves

I actually find this hilarious as you charge the enemy yelling “RETREAT”.

One quote here once in a blue moon on my sylvari is “ready to roll”. First time I heard it, it scared me.

Aphoticrain.8420:

I actually find this hilarious as you charge the enemy yelling “RETREAT”.

Think of it like you’re telling THEM to retreat.

I like yelling “For great justice!” just before swinging at a rabbit.

What? He killed my parents.

“No no no. We should go to the armory. That’s where Zadorojny is likely to be.”

No no no! No no no! No no no! No no no! No no no!

More Violets I say, Less Violence

In Ebonhawke near the Bank, Trading Post, and crafting stations you constantly hear “Please, I need your help!” as well as people yawning in the background. People need to get some sleep!

Anything by Gideon Emery, really. After all, he’s what kept the Dominion out of Skyrim. All whilst being a Elf-Zerker. :P