Skye Marin's Cooking Guide - Oct 22

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Posted by: Skye Marin.3250

Skye Marin.3250

Skye Marin’s Crafting Guide – Oct 22

With this Cooking Guide you should be able to get to Level 400 for about 1g 50s without having to explore for karma produce. Prices can shift very rapidly, so I’d like to start a weekly guide for the lowest-cost path to Level 400. Many players likely have most of the early ingredients. If you’re stuck in level 40-60, and you want a worth while level boost, sell some of your materials you’ve saved up, and do some cooking!

Shopping List:

25 Bag of Sugar – 8c
50 Jug of Water – 8c
75 Bag of Flour – 8c

50 Tomato – 1 Tomatoes in Bulk from Master Cook
25 Bowl of Sour Cream – 1 Sour Cream in Bulk from Master Cook
25 Cheese Wedge – 1 Cheese Wedge in Bulk from Master Cook
50 Packet of Yeast – 2 Yeast in Bulk from Master Cook

Auction House:
75 Stick of Butter – 3c
50 Bottle of Simple Dressing – 1c
75 Head of Lettuce – 3c
25 Pile of Cinnamon and Sugar – 1c
25 Grilled Mushroom – 7c
25 Beet – 9c
25 Bottle of Ascalonian Dressing – 3c
25 Onion – 12c
25 Rice Ball – 1 Rice in Bulk from Master Cook
25 Zucchini – 11c
25 Head of Cabbage – 9c
50 Ball of Dough – 17c
25 Bowl of Cherry Pie Filling – 4c
25 Egg – 18c
25 Green Onion – 7c
50 Pile of Salt and Pepper – 27c
25 Head of Cauliflower – 17c
25 Orange Cake – 3c
25 Bowl of Orange Coconut Frosting – 50c
25 Tarragon Leaves – 48c
25 Asparagus Spear – 34c
50 Slab of Red Meat – 4c
25 Cayenne Pepper – 90c
25 Bowl of Peach Pie Filling – 25c
Feel free to craft any items you see here if you can do it for cheaper.
Prices may change.

Level 0 – 100

Discover: 1 Jug of Water + 1 Bag of Flour + 1 Packet of Yeast
Make 25 Loaf of Bread – Level 0

Discover: 1 Bottle of Simple Dressing + 1 Head of Lettuce
Make 25 Bowl of Simple Salad – Level 25

Discover: 1 Pile of Cinnamon and Sugar + 1 Slice of Buttered Toast
Make 25 Slice of Cinnamon Toast – Level 50

1 Bag of Flour + 1 Stick of Butter
Make 25 Bowl of Roux – Level 75

Level 100 – 200

Discover: 1 Loaf of Bread + 1 Tomato + 1 Head of Lettuce + 1 Grilled Mushroom
Make 25 Veggie Burger – Level 100

Discover: 1 Beet + 1 Bottle of Ascalonian Dressing + 1 Head of Dressing
Make 25 Bowl of Ascalonian Salad – Level 125

Discover: 1 Tomato + 1 Onion + 1 Rice Ball + 1 Zucchini
Make 25 Stuffed Zucchini – Level 150

Discover: 1 Bag of Sugar + 1 Bottle of Simple Dressing + 1 Bowl of Sour Cream + 1 Head of Cabbage
Make 25 Bowl of Coleslaw – Level 175

Level 200 – 300

Discover: 1 Ball of Dough + 1 Bowl of Cherry Pie Filling
Make 25 Cherry Pie – Level 200

Discover: 1 Egg + 1 Cheese Wedge + 1 Green Onion
Make 25 Griffon Egg Omelet – Level 225

Discover: 1 Stick of Butter + 1 Pile of Salt and Pepper + Head of Cauliflower
Make 25 Bowl of Cauliflower Sautee – Level 250

Discover: 1 Orange Cake + 1 Bowl of Orange Coconut Frosting
Make 25 Orange Coconut Cake – Level 275

Level 300 – 400

Discover: 1 Bag of Flour + 1 Packet of Yeast + 1 Jug of Water + 1 Tarragon Leaves
Make 25 Loaf of Tarragon Bread – Level 300

Discover: 1 Stick of Butter + 1 Pile of Salt and Pepper + 1 Asparagus Spear + 1 Slab of Red Meat
Make 25 Plate of Steak and Asparagus – Level 325

Discover: 1 Cayenne Pepper + 1 Slab of Red Meat
Make 25 Spicier Flank Steak – Level 350
(For a cheaper alternative that requires produce, look up Tarragon Stuffed Poultry or Peach Tart)

Discover: 1 Ball of Dough + 1 Bowl of Peach Pie Filling
Make 25 Peach Pie – Level 375
(For a cheaper alternative, make your own Peach Pie Filling, and sell it after)

(edited by Skye Marin.3250)

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Posted by: Supadrumma.6914

Supadrumma.6914

OMG!

A cooking crafting guide that doesn’t require vanilla and other 0.000002% drop items. Thank you very much Skye Marin

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Posted by: luna.4916

luna.4916

It seems Griffon Egg Omelete requires a consumable recipe.

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Posted by: Skye Marin.3250

Skye Marin.3250

You are correct. The next best thing then is Chocolate + Orange to make… A Chocolate Orange!

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Posted by: iLLest.3246

iLLest.3246

Finally maxed cooking thanks xD

Don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who i am, my attitude depends on who you are.

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Posted by: Koega.8653

Koega.8653

The Griffon Egg Omelet comes from a karma vendor (Hylek) after a dynamic event where you guard him as he steals griffon eggs.

http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Griffon_Egg_Omelet

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Posted by: Stonehenge.7830

Stonehenge.7830

by those numbers it is approx 1g 28s to max out chef assuming you don’t have any of those materials. That is pretty cheap.

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Posted by: ExTribble.7108

ExTribble.7108

Having essentially nothing, this cost me well under 2g to do just now. Can’t thank you enough. One step closer to Master Crafter now, you rock! ^.^

“Any lump can hack bad guys to death, but it takes skill
and style to turn them into craters and dust.” -Tonn
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Posted by: flixx.6978

flixx.6978

Great Guide men, Thank you.

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Posted by: Aphix.9846

Aphix.9846

nice guide thanks.

btw level 0 and 225 discoveries didn’t work for me.

(edited by Aphix.9846)

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Posted by: Zaziizu.5729

Zaziizu.5729

Just “tried!” to skill up to 400 with that guide:
can you change that stuff with “Discover”, if it´s already discovered (loaf of bread)?
also, Griffon Egg Omelet- needs a recipe, so need sth. different for 225
price is “much” more if you want to buy the items instant, so maybe 1.5g for ppl, wo can wait some hours to get that stuff ^^
tomatos=have to buy 2 (2×25)
toast with 50 (wtf, which toast?), had to craft it on my own..pls add to list or to craft (think it´s 25+)

I appriciate that you used your time to make a guide, but next time pls check for mistakes like these above (I´m only at 225, so there may be some more ^^)

that guide is written for ppl who use crafting boosters, right? because some time I get only 24 lvl with 25 items…don´t know why, had to throw in a booster

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Posted by: Khairos.3890

Khairos.3890

Just logged in to say thanks for the guide.

I just took a character from cooking 0 to 400.

Only ran into 2 bumps, otherwise it was a smooth run:

1. You need to add 25 sliced buttered toast to the shopping list. You might have forgotten it.

2. Take out the griffon recipe for 225 and just put in chocolate bar+ orange = orange cake x25. The crafter will need the 25 orange cakes for 275 anyway!

Other than that, perfect. Thank you for making this guide, it was a lot FASTER, EASIER, AND CHEAPER than the previous cooking guide I used for my main. Thank you.

Also to respond to the poster above, this guide wasn’t written for people with crafting boosters. I didn’t use one, and this guide worked perfect. There’s a bit of RNG involved when you’re crafting, I don’t know the math, but on a rare occassion, you will have to craft an extra 1-2 things to hit 25 instead of 24. Simply buy more of the ingredients and craft.

Once again, great job on the guide OP. I’m referring this guide to all of my guildmates!

Helia – Stormbluff Isle – [MORD]

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Posted by: Charming Rogue.8071

Charming Rogue.8071

Really awesome guide. 1.5g for an easy 10 levels is amazing. I just went through the shopping list, bought all the items on TP and followed the guide smoothly. It was almost perfect except for 1 or 2 items. But it’s pretty easy to figure out a cheap alternative.

Also at the time I did this Cayenne Pepper were close to 2s each. So I just made Peach Tarts instead, they were really cheap.

Best cooking guide on the internet to date. Costs virtually no karma or any exploring. Did it twice in less than 45 minutes.

p.s. People looking to do this for quick leveling look up Artificer guides, you can do that for ~1g too using potions.

Desolation – EU – [KING] – Immortal Kingdom

(edited by Charming Rogue.8071)

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Posted by: luna.4916

luna.4916

Bumping this guide because its absolutely incredible <3.

Best one I’ve found when it comes to cooking!

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Posted by: Midnight.9205

Midnight.9205

I would like to thank you also, Skye Marin, for a well thought out, simple to follow, and overall excellent guide to get cooking to 400 – in style!

Many kudos to you for coming up with this, and sharing it with us all – may your drops in future all be exotic

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Posted by: RoxBuryNine.4210

RoxBuryNine.4210

I just found this guide today and used it with two characters. Not only did they level quickly, it helped me clear out a ton of stuff from storage.

OP: Thank you so much for taking the time to keep track of all the steps, write them all down and for sharing the guide with us. Kudos!

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Posted by: kozeljko.8201

kozeljko.8201

Cost me less than 2g, but i had some ingredients with me. Still, it shouldn’t be more than 2g.

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Posted by: Lankybrit.4598

Lankybrit.4598

This looks like a great guide. I think I’ll try using it tonight to advance my cooking on my Elementalist.

Cheers.

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Posted by: ShadowBlaze.2573

ShadowBlaze.2573

Thanks for the guide.

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Posted by: DJSkittles.7196

DJSkittles.7196

Man, You all better hurry before this gets nerfed into Oblivion…

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Posted by: bllius.9027

bllius.9027

No need, market forces are doing that for us

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Posted by: dojvid.9681

dojvid.9681

how can i make the bowl of roux, when i put stick of butter and bag of flour in the discovery boxes it says " 2 possible recipes " and that i need to put another ingredient.
What am i missing?

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Posted by: Lankybrit.4598

Lankybrit.4598

how can i make the bowl of roux, when i put stick of butter and bag of flour in the discovery boxes it says " 2 possible recipes " and that i need to put another ingredient.
What am i missing?

What you’re missing is that you don’t discover it. You learn it automatically. Just look in your production tab.

Cheers.

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Updated every Monday

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Posted by: Kate Soulguard.7132

Kate Soulguard.7132

Perfect!

Trouble is, my fridge isn’t big enough for all these leftovers…

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Posted by: penatbater.4710

penatbater.4710

This needs updating >.>

Don’t disturb me, I have a cat in me at the moment.

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Posted by: Kate Soulguard.7132

Kate Soulguard.7132

I agree, the primary list could use a little clarification to save a little time. This is how I amended the list. (I’ve quoted her and made my amendments inline to make sure I’m giving her full credit for this awesome planner.)

Skye Marin’s Crafting Guide – Oct 22

With this Cooking Guide you should be able to get to Level 400 for about 1g 50s without having to explore for karma produce. Prices can shift very rapidly, so I’d like to start a weekly guide for the lowest-cost path to Level 400. Many players likely have most of the early ingredients. If you’re stuck in level 40-60, and you want a worth while level boost, sell some of your materials you’ve saved up, and do some cooking!

Shopping List:

25 Bag of Sugar – 8c
50 Jug of Water – 8c
75 Bag of Flour – 8c

50 Tomato – 1 Tomatoes in Bulk from Master Cook
25 Bowl of Sour Cream – 1 Sour Cream in Bulk from Master Cook
25 Cheese Wedge – 1 Cheese Wedge in Bulk from Master Cook
25 Rice Ball – 1 Rice in Bulk from Master Cook (Moved from Auction House)
50 Packet of Yeast – 2 Yeast in Bulk from Master Cook

Auction House:
75 Stick of Butter – 3c
50 Bottle of Simple Dressing – 1c
75 Head of Lettuce – 3c
25 Pile of Cinnamon and Sugar – 1c
25 Grilled Mushroom – 7c
25 Beet – 9c
25 Bottle of Ascalonian Dressing – 3c
25 Onion – 12c
25 Rice Ball – 1 Rice in Bulk from Master Cook (Moved to shopping list)
25 Zucchini – 11c
25 Head of Cabbage – 9c
50 Ball of Dough – 17c
25 Bowl of Cherry Pie Filling – 4c
25 Egg – 18c (Griffon Egg Omelet is not discoverable)
25 Green Onion – 7c (Griffon Egg Omelet is not discoverable)
25 Chocolate Bar (added Chocolate Orange)
25 Orange (added Chocolate Orange)
50 Pile of Salt and Pepper – 27c
25 Head of Cauliflower – 17c
25 Orange Cake – 3c
25 Bowl of Orange Coconut Frosting – 50c
25 Tarragon Leaves – 48c
25 Asparagus Spear – 34c
50 Slab of Red Meat – 4c
25 Cayenne Pepper – 90c
25 Bowl of Peach Pie Filling – 25c
Feel free to craft any items you see here if you can do it for cheaper.
Prices may change.

Level 0 – 100

Discover: 1 Jug of Water + 1 Bag of Flour + 1 Packet of Yeast
Make 25 Loaf of Bread – Level 0

Discover: 1 Bottle of Simple Dressing + 1 Head of Lettuce
Make 25 Bowl of Simple Salad – Level 25

Discover: 1 Pile of Cinnamon and Sugar + 1 Slice of Buttered Toast
Make 25 Slice of Cinnamon Toast – Level 50

1 Bag of Flour + 1 Stick of Butter
Make 25 Bowl of Roux – Level 75

Level 100 – 200

Discover: 1 Loaf of Bread + 1 Tomato + 1 Head of Lettuce + 1 Grilled Mushroom
Make 25 Veggie Burger – Level 100

Discover: 1 Beet + 1 Bottle of Ascalonian Dressing + 1 Head of Dressing
Make 25 Bowl of Ascalonian Salad – Level 125

Discover: 1 Tomato + 1 Onion + 1 Rice Ball + 1 Zucchini
Make 25 Stuffed Zucchini – Level 150

Discover: 1 Bag of Sugar + 1 Bottle of Simple Dressing + 1 Bowl of Sour Cream + 1 Head of Cabbage
Make 25 Bowl of Coleslaw – Level 175

Level 200 – 300

Discover: 1 Ball of Dough + 1 Bowl of Cherry Pie Filling
Make 25 Cherry Pie – Level 200

Discover: 1 Egg + 1 Cheese Wedge + 1 Green Onion
Make 25 Griffon Egg Omelet – Level 225
(Griffon Egg Omelet is not discoverable)
Discover: 1 Chocolate Bar + 1 Orange
Make 25 Chocolate Orange – Level 225
(added Chocolate Orange)

Discover: 1 Stick of Butter + 1 Pile of Salt and Pepper + Head of Cauliflower
Make 25 Bowl of Cauliflower Sautee – Level 250

Discover: 1 Orange Cake + 1 Bowl of Orange Coconut Frosting
Make 25 Orange Coconut Cake – Level 275

Level 300 – 400

Discover: 1 Bag of Flour + 1 Packet of Yeast + 1 Jug of Water + 1 Tarragon Leaves
Make 25 Loaf of Tarragon Bread – Level 300

Discover: 1 Stick of Butter + 1 Pile of Salt and Pepper + 1 Asparagus Spear + 1 Slab of Red Meat
Make 25 Plate of Steak and Asparagus – Level 325

Discover: 1 Cayenne Pepper + 1 Slab of Red Meat
Make 25 Spicier Flank Steak – Level 350
(For a cheaper alternative that requires produce, look up Tarragon Stuffed Poultry or Peach Tart)

Discover: 1 Ball of Dough + 1 Bowl of Peach Pie Filling
Make 25 Peach Pie – Level 375
(For a cheaper alternative, make your own Peach Pie Filling, and sell it after)

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Posted by: talasomething.4659

talasomething.4659

Great guide thanks so much Skye.

For those with negative comments, there is nothing saying you have to follow the guide so enjoy whats here or do it on your own. =)

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Posted by: JuniorSB.7089

JuniorSB.7089

OH my Goodness this thing is amazing! I just got my ele to 400 in cooking in an hour or two! Thank you so much Skye! I wish there were guides like this for the other crafting professions.

EDIT: I think this topic should get pinned so it won’t just disappear in the forums.

(edited by JuniorSB.7089)

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Posted by: Tuzeith.6542

Tuzeith.6542

Thanks for the guide Skye

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Posted by: Scyp.6173

Scyp.6173

Thanks for this guide. Got me up to 400 in no time.

The Griffon Egg recipe does no longer exist however.

Thordaric / Crackx / Isjtarr

Ring of Fire

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Posted by: Metragnome.4290

Metragnome.4290

I notice the prices on the auction house or 5-10x higher than what is listed in this guide. Was there a change recently that would account for this?

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Posted by: bllius.9027

bllius.9027

Hence my pt. about real world markets nerfing this…everyone ‘discovered’ this guide, hence driving up prices.

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Posted by: specialllama.9570

specialllama.9570

Nice guide, thanks for sharing.

Guardian.
EU-Blacktide-

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Posted by: Lankybrit.4598

Lankybrit.4598

OH my Goodness this thing is amazing! I just got my ele to 400 in cooking in an hour or two! Thank you so much Skye! I wish there were guides like this for the other crafting professions.

EDIT: I think this topic should get pinned so it won’t just disappear in the forums.

I agree. I would love to see it get pinned on these forums. Anyone know how we go about requesting that?

Cheers.

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Updated every Monday

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Posted by: orchid.4726

orchid.4726

I notice the prices on the auction house or 5-10x higher than what is listed in this guide. Was there a change recently that would account for this?

As i want to start cooking i started to apply this guide.
Went to the AH, the 75 stick of butter already cost between 12 and 13 silver.

Server : Blackgate
Guild : [HB] (www.hb-eu.com)

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Posted by: Varuuth.1834

Varuuth.1834

Very good guide for those that want a quick way to get to 400. Me I want to bake/cook everything but that’s me. Very nicely done.

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Posted by: LangerIsMyName.8063

LangerIsMyName.8063

thanks mate! Hell of a guide! Had me from 0-400 in a matter of minutes. Thanks again

Minotaurius. I dabble

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Posted by: andywerdna.9128

andywerdna.9128

Thanks for this got me 50 → 400 in under an hour For those struggling to make the Griffon Egg Omelet, you need to unlock the recipe from Pochtecatl (Hylek) after completing his event. He can be found at Jelako Cliffrise, Bloodtide Coast.

in Jelako Cliffrise, Bloodtide Coast

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Posted by: Himei.5379

Himei.5379

THIS guide ROCKS!!! Made it to 400 from 0 in 30 mins tops.

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Posted by: Hellgaunt.1734

Hellgaunt.1734

really nice guide

Helped me tons levelling cooking.

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Posted by: Exodius.3087

Exodius.3087

Very nice kind, i just used it, with 1,65g i maxed cooking, forget about the little flaws xD It’s very nice!

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Posted by: Asgard.7395

Asgard.7395

Thank you! Very useful guide

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Posted by: Vashoom.8512

Vashoom.8512

vendor costs for bulk items has changed, so for those interested, the new cost (TP prices as of today) :

4g 34s 75c

not exactly 1g 50s but still handy to have a guide for this to save wasting any money, much appreciated Kate Soulguard for updating it.

Progress blocking bugs are top priority, but not all bugs are so easy to fix as others, be cool :)

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Posted by: xanthic.9478

xanthic.9478

My fast cooking guides are similar to this guide and are 2-3g total(at time of posting).

(No renown hearts – same as this guide) http://www.gw2crafts.net/cooking_fast.html
(Top 5 renown hearts) http://www.gw2crafts.net/cooking_karma_fast_light.html
(all renown hearts considered) http://www.gw2crafts.net/cooking_karma_fast.html

Totals: http://www.gw2crafts.net/total.html

Always Current Crafting Guides: http://gw2crafts.net
Updated every 20 minutes based on current TP prices.

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Posted by: MrKahwk.9524

MrKahwk.9524

Making a loaf of bread requires a rating of 150 no? So why is it at the beginning when my rating is 0?

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Posted by: MrKahwk.9524

MrKahwk.9524

Actually, it seems like this method of yours doesn’t work anymore. Delete this thread before more damage is done.

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Posted by: Sakusaro.2051

Sakusaro.2051

WORST GUIDE EVER, don’t even try using this kitten guide now. And as guy above said DELETE this thread.

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Posted by: Vajra.3914

Vajra.3914

Or… u could let this thread die slowly? Seriously, only you would have been loocking for a 4 month thread there… (12 if you consider the starting post.)

If u are looking for a guide, go write on google Gw2crafting or something like that, u’ll get a lot of results.

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Posted by: Arimahn.3568

Arimahn.3568

And I just leveled to 400 for about 10g using an older guide from elsewhere. Just my luck. :[

Anyway, thanks for the guide. Wish I had seen this sooner.

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Posted by: Ruhue.6582

Ruhue.6582

I didn’t have much gold but used this and it worked just fine, super fast to max out. Now I can move onward to more chef recipe discoveries, still very enjoyable!

“I aten’t dead” -Granny Weatherwax