Trollberius- Charr Guardian
Drink The Antidote- Human Engineer
It was finally here, the moment they had all been preparing for. “Does everyone have their berserker gear?”, Snaff inquired of his team mates. Logan chimed in and said that since he was a guardian he felt he should use clerics. After a lengthy argument in which Snaff valiantly touted the many benefits of berserker gear Logan said that his girlfriend was calling and he had to leave. “Fine, we’ll four man it.” They proceeded to begin the encounter only for Snaff to realize his team wasn’t stacking where he had asked them too. “Wait Rytlock! We have to kill the adds first!” Rytlock proceeded to vainly try to solo Kralkatorrik wth his mainhand sword. Eir was sitting out of range with her longbow, while Caithe was kiting a mob of branded around the room. With the lack of support from his party Snaff was quickly overrun and killed. “Guys, why didn’t you stick to the plan? Rytlock, you didn’t even use your banner. And Eir what the hell is with the longbow and no spotter or frost spirit, this is why I didn’t want to bring a ranger.” Eir retorted “Longbow has good damage, and I stay safely out of range.” “You know what, screw it…I’m tired of carrying you guys through all these dungeons. I’m going back to pvp.” Without a further word Snaff disbanded the party and hasn’t touched any pve content since. So whenever you doubt the validity of stacking, just remember Kralkotorrik is only alive because Destiny’s Edge didn’t use proper dungeon tactics.
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingggggg….
Wait, this was actually quite good, man!
0.o
outfrigginstanding!
This is gold.
“You know what, screw it…I’m tired of carrying you guys through all these dungeons. I’m going back to pvp.”
Story of my life.
…just remember Kralkotorrik is only alive because Destiny’s Edge didn’t use proper dungeon tactics.
This needs a sticky. lol
Where is Zojja in this picture?
This is actually funny. I also picture them in my head using the faery wings and flames everywhere, bright with big sparkling armor and weapons.
Where is Zojja in this picture?
Leeching.
Zojja is not even good enough for being an ordinary FGS dispenser.
Btw if i remember right Rytlock hacked the data files and used an unavailable spear so he should get reported and banned for abusing the game.
That was actually entertaining. XD +1.
Although you forgot to include Zojja not bringing conjure weapons.
They wanted to replace Logan with Zojja, but they couldn’t because he was the instance owner.
Brilliant.
/15charrs
Not affiliated with ArenaNet or NCSOFT. No support is provided.
All assets, page layout, visual style belong to ArenaNet and are used solely to replicate the original design and preserve the original look and feel.
Contact /u/e-scrape-artist on reddit if you encounter a bug.