Guild Wars 2

“Fixed a bug that was preventing the Archdiviner from dropping his loot in the final encounter.”

Well it only took 2 years…

Guess they finally fixed fractal rewards.

I hate Cliffside exactly 6% less now.

That’s quite precise.

Fractals is now profitable.

He does drop loot?!

Next patch notes: Archdiviner’s difficulty appropriately increased to match new rewards from this fractal.

I thought of this on the spot, and remember your grains of salt, folks.

LEGIT PATCH NOTES

Following many complaints that fractals were not rewarding enough, we have made the following changes:

• Doubled the drop rate of precursors in the fractal reward chests. Now everyone can get their hopes up for a big letdown jackpot!

• To counteract the increase in precursors entering the game, we have now added dredge to every single fractal. All dredge now also carry death lasers and light sabers, which they will not hesitate to vaporise you with.

• Added new boss fractal: Dredge Vader. Has a 42% chance of being the boss on scale 42 and up. This new boss will repeatedly attempt to tell you he is your father, and to defeat him you must learn the ways of the old Jedi deny him and press 4 to win.

• New control effect: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Inflicted by Dredge Vader if you fail to deny him, causing you to shout exactly that for what may be the longest 10 seconds of your life. Regular dredge have a 1% chance of causing this effect with their normal attacks. Rabsovich has now also been updated to inflict this CC on you every time he says “No no no!”.

Let’s calm down with the satanism, Lindbur

:p