Guild Wars 2

Magg and have had a tentative alliance for a while now, largely because he continually ran into invulnerable enemies and pulled unnecessary mobs. I sent him angry letters, he ignored them, maybe trying to keep the whole argument civil. I can understand that. He finally agreed that after the patch he would stop doing this so that my teams could execute any number of strategies to shepherd him safely across the lava.

Magg is a liar. He pulls far more mobs, finds far more invulnerable ones, places himself in more lava pits, and willingly runs into more fire thanks to his recent patch. The only thing he’s managed to do that’s remotely helpful is resurrect himself from time to time once everyone is out of combat (never by the objective of course).

Baelfire isn’t the boss of CoF. It’s Magg. And he needs to die. And I need to kill him. He’s stolen so much of my loot already, I’m looking forward to using him as my personal token pinata the SECOND he bugs into an attackable enemy.