Guild Wars 2

The Play How I Want Anthem
by Joe Snowflake

I play how I want! All of you Zerkers are mean!
I think my bear and my bow, make a pretty good team!
I have a staff guard b/c a healing heavy’s OP!
I always report elitist b/c they refuse to teach me.

Elitists don’t have fun with us PuGs are too slow.
Just lift the condi cap and the condi meta will grow.
Plz nerf all Thieves, to stealth skipping, I say, “NO!”
5 signet warrior is deeps, “PLZ, LET ME SHOW!”

AP is so stupid! No I didn’t read the LFG!
So what if I’m a necro! We just need a trinity!
I ping zerk and wear clerics so plz buff my healing.
I have super PuG support, forget efficiency!

DPS races are so toxic and not even fun
FGS ain’t an exploit? You know that you’re wrong!
Why’d you nerf rewards? I’ve grinded too long.
WoW was much better! In a week I was done.

Dead DPS is no DPS! They should bring back the train,
So I’ll never get kicked with the DM title again.
All builds should be viable like clerics and then,
We could all “YOLO!” and facetank bosses as friends!

Let’s report dungeon sellers, I hate them the most!
Change these mechanics, they’re exploiting for gold.
Lilith owns all fashion! Nobody even comes close…
That’s a Dungeon Bingo, in one kittening post!

kittenING OP AS kitten

i love you.

Lilith Ajit.6173:

kittenING OP AS kitten

i love you.

:D

I award you today’s prestigious +1 Internets trophy.

Whoa…

Tman.6349:

The Play How I Want Anthem
by Joe Snowflake

I play how I want! All of you Zerkers are mean!
I think my bear and my bow, make a pretty good team!
I have a staff guard b/c a healing heavy’s OP!
I always report elitist b/c they refuse to teach me.

Elitists don’t have fun with us PuGs are too slow.
Just lift the condi cap and the condi meta will grow.
Plz nerf all Thieves, to stealth skipping, I say, “NO!”
5 signet warrior is deeps, “PLZ, LET ME SHOW!”

AP is so stupid! No I didn’t read the LFG!
So what if I’m a necro! We just need a trinity!
I ping zerk and wear clerics so plz buff my healing.
I have super PuG support, forget efficiency!

DPS races are so toxic and not even fun
FGS ain’t an exploit? You know that you’re wrong!
Why’d you nerf rewards? I’ve grinded too long.
WoW was much better! In a week I was done.

Dead DPS is no DPS! They should bring back the train,
So I’ll never get kicked with the DM title again.
All builds should be viable like clerics and then,
We could all “YOLO!” and facetank bosses as friends!

Let’s report dungeon sellers, I hate them the most!
Change these mechanics, they’re exploiting for gold.
Lilith owns all fashion! Nobody even comes close…
That’s a Dungeon Bingo, in one kittening post!

Now if you can make it so that I can sing along the Party Rock Anthem tune <3

Necro rock!
BEAR
BOW!
Let’s support

Anti meta is in this dungeon now
Everybody get your signets out
And we gon’ let our pigbears out
Everybody just PHIW

Merging sellers is ok
They did exploit anyway
Every zerker needs to go
We just wanna see you…

PHIW

In the dungeon party now
everyones stacking I don’t care
they ruin all their fun
I don’t care, but please nerf their buids anyway
Skipping too is this real?
That’s needs to go, because I want so
active defense is OP too
making other builds total poo

BAN

I hate on these players like a pro
Them with their firey exploit zerker yolo
Ban all of them
Yeah and make healers better
And make condis better so we have a new meta

Toxic players are done
We’ll ruin all of their fun
Adding mechanics to kill them
And a trinity right on top
Lilith is the best fashion coach
Fancy clothing all the way
And she’s gonna judge your style
You’d better be
FANCY

Everyday we PHIW
Bearbowing Bearbowing

Remove lfg or give us filters for AP
PuGs are faster, don’t be mad and stop, zerkers bad
Dungeons are too hard
Nerf thiefs(nerf warrior)
Can’t dps while dead(Remove dodge)
Efficiency is bad(wow is best)
Make your own group(add new class)
Heavies OP
Necro UP
Raise condition cap for now
Report sellers
Kick from grups
Staff support is best support
More diversity
More builds
gg game is dead l o l
gg game is dead l o l
gg game is dead l o l
DPS race
Toxic scum
Zerker builds
Too fast
remove now
Noone helps
remove gear
and mechanics
Reading = exploit
Bearbows tanking is the best
the very best
Bearbow tanking
Bearbow tanking
Bearbow tanking
Bearbow tanking

PHIW is the game tonight(pigbow fighting)
We just gonna have fun(signet warrior)
nerfing stealth needs to happen(necro dps)
Pinging gear needs to
GO GO GO
now
YOLO! YOLO! (remove dodges)
Lilith fashion oh ho
PIGBOW PIGBOW (ping gear)
DEAD GAME (reading exploit)
Nerf that

Everyday I’M PHIWing

Does this forum have defiance stacks? Because it’s going out of control!
+1 everyone, stay awesome

In honor of vast number of no more stacking/zerker/exploiting threads, a song as overdone as they are:

The casuals swarm over the LFMs tonight
Not a friend to be seen
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like I’m the queen.

My rage is howling like a swirling storm inside
Couldn’t keep it in, heaven knows I tried!

Don’t let them in, please let me be
Be the zerker you always love to be
Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know
Well, now they know!

Gotta rage, Gotta rage
Can’t hold it back anymore
Gotta rage, Gotta rage
Good damage is not an exploit!

I don’t care
What game you played
You can’t tank here,
And your healing does nothing anyway!

It’s funny how some small words
Make everything so hard
“I play how I want, you’re elitist”
Don’t talk to me at all!

It’s time to see what I can do
They test my limits and get through
No bows, no bears, no pugs for me! I’m free!

Gotta rage, Gotta rage
I select kick and hit accept!
Gotta rage, Gotta rage
I never told them why!

Here I stand
And here I’ll stay
Let the bads whine on!

My power flurries through my swords into the Boss
My toon is dodging with perfect timing all around
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
They’re never coming back,
Those pugs are in the past!

No more rage! No more rage!
And I’m done with another path
No more rage! No more rage!
Those stupid pugs are gone!

Here I stand
While the boss is dead
Let the bads whine on…
I still got my dungeon chest anyway!

… and now it’s stuck in my head, great.

Lucas.9157:

Does this forum have defiance stacks? Because it’s going out of control!
+1 everyone, stay awesome

This made me laugh out loud.

Also, awesome thread is awesome.