Guild Wars 2

I’ll just let the text from this screen explain everything.

Btw, don’t question what I was running at that time, because even I don’t have a clue >_< (I had only been playing for about 3 months and I didn’t fully understand everything… heck, I still think I’m running sub par even now :S)

Always those evil path sellers…

late… late night.

group of friends are feeling odd. We do a tier one fractal with an all ele group. just for giggles.
tons of fun.
couple people left for the night so we grab some more friends. lets run mesmers. we all have mesmers right?
SURE!

off to low level fractal. get swamp.. hmmm.. 3 mesmer with portals. easiest wisp run ever!

get mossman. we wipe.
(( 0.o ))
wha? why are we dying?
wipe again.
(( 0.o ))
head back in and I notice the fact that there is something like 30 some odd wolves around…. ohhh, thats why, but wait… WHY are there so many wolves? the vets spawn more. but why are there so many has mossman been infected by some kind of dredge syrum?

one of the gang pipes up on mumble… ok, we obviously need to be killing the wolves or we are going to be dying left and right. (( bear in mind i am just kind of sitting there wondering how they even have time to spawn? i have NEVER had this happen before. ))) they ask who here hits the hardest?

someone pipes up " most likely Chef here."
(( still have not said anything.))
" well what are you guys all hitting for there abouts? ""
" i am doing about 300 and critting for 800. "
(( o,0 ))
" "i am about the same. "
"" doing about 500 normal and critting for 1k""
(( 0.o ))
"" Chef how about all of us focus on the vet wolves and you focus mossman"

.. ok sounds like a plan

finally get him down. much cheering is abound.

" hey chef how hard are you hitting for anyway?"

…. around 3 k with 5 to 6 k crits.

’’ WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING???? """

((o.o))

I love my people, but dear gods. some days.

:3 Related to your post, Ropechef.

Yesterday one of my guildies was going to level up his ranger. And one of my other guildies wanted to do FotM. So we made a FotM9 full ranger run. Play as you want. So I decided to bowbear it up! >:D

In Sorrow’s Embrace, newbie asks “Why do you keep calling this the no no no path?”

Mean trick on a newbie in Crucible of Eternity: [one of our guild officers talking to the guy who had never done the path before] “Okay, hidden down in the lava somewhere near the destroyer is an object called ‘coolant.’ We need you to go down there and find it and activate it.” (These two guys screw with each other a lot, BTW)

This happens everywhere occasionally, not just dungeons… You see this in chat: eeee4eessss4444e66666. The person who typed it drops.

What’s this new trend amongst pugs? They avoid my fire fields and might stacking like plague. Is something i’m missing? Excluding average stupidity.

Dalanor.5387:

What’s this new trend amongst pugs? They avoid my fire fields and might stacking like plague. Is something i’m missing? Excluding average stupidity.

Yes, increasing damage = no Brain. Play smart not just stupid zerk ._.

Cries Of Sorrow.5864:

Dalanor.5387:

What’s this new trend amongst pugs? They avoid my fire fields and might stacking like plague. Is something i’m missing? Excluding average stupidity.

Yes, increasing damage = no Brain. Play smart not just stupid zerk ._.

Yeah, that guy just made me mad …

ACp3.
Blue = guardian.
Red = me.

Dalanor.5387:

ACp3.
Blue = guardian.
Red = me.

To be fair if you are going to bring a staff out as a guardian you are not bringing it out for the dps. That extra couple of percent damage on staff isn’t exactly going to add a lot to its dps, even with a decent build. That’s why I went the cleric equivalent for my staff, but then the only dungeon I bring it out in is TA, and even then I swap it out if at all possible. It’s great when two zergs meet in WvW though.

I did 3 CoEs paths today to gear up my WvW Engie (thank you Iris for helping me w/ 1) and it daunts on me that I made more golds on 3 CoEs path in 1 hr than doing WvW many hours for 3 days.
Look at my signature.

SkyChef.5432:

I did 3 CoEs paths today to gear up my WvW Engie (thank you Iris for helping me w/ 1) and it daunts on me that I made more golds on 3 CoEs path in 1 hr than doing WvW many hours for 3 days.
Look at my signature.

That… isn’t unusual, though.

Random charged cores have been a source of decent income.

Cormac.3871:

Dalanor.5387:

ACp3.
Blue = guardian.
Red = me.

To be fair if you are going to bring a staff out as a guardian you are not bringing it out for the dps. That extra couple of percent damage on staff isn’t exactly going to add a lot to its dps, even with a decent build. That’s why I went the cleric equivalent for my staff, but then the only dungeon I bring it out in is TA, and even then I swap it out if at all possible. It’s great when two zergs meet in WvW though.

Well it’s still AC not TA or WvW. Beside that, he never swaped weapons, just woosh woosh. FYI that staff was Healing power, Vitailty, Precision. So much deepz.

Warrior dropping banner of discipline in order to do cof1 gate controller…

I once got a Fractal weapon skin.

Ryn.6459:

Warrior dropping banner of discipline in order to do cof1 gate controller…

Better than pinging your BoD twice at the start of a fractal; once upon entering swamp and once after the wisps are run, and seeing another warrior double up on the same godkitten banner as you during mossman… AND use rifle.

shakes fist

I reroll’d a human warrior just to use my fractal rifle skin :’(

FenrirSlakt.3692:

I once got a Fractal weapon skin.

The best.

Trying to do the thaumanova fractal, we get to the part where we have to disable the colliders with 2 people dead and a warrior standing by the 2 consoles to finish up that part. He doesn’t understand blast finishers either (has Sunrise).

Pink= The Warrior
Orange= My friend
Blue= Other Pug

Was doing a SE P3 run last night. Had what I assumed was a new 80 player (low AP) and was an Elementalist using Scepter Fire 1 on the Dredge Carrier the entire time.

Shadow.5694:

One of my friends and I want to play cof p1, he’s on on his ele, I’m on warr. We join a party with 1 mes and 2 warr (description was p1 full zerker), my mate gets kicked for being ele and not a 4th warrior.

Another story, cof p1 again. We have 4 warriors, I ping banner of discipline. The fight starts and there are 4 banners of discipline…

And cof p1 with 4 warriors once again. I ping banner of discipline, next one pings strength, next one tactics, next one defence…

Man this kitten is funny

The lag monster is so bad today.

IrisTheCasual.3742:

The lag monster is so bad today.

I see me!

…

I’m also dead

Dub’s Lupi swag video is still the funniest lag video I think I’ve seen in regards to gw LOL