Guild Wars 2

Dear world creators (ArenaNet),

Logan is a useless chunk of meat and a stupid, childish and unreliable bookah. Can I please kill him and turn him into a fleshgolem so he for once does his part and does not abandon the group in a crisis?

Sincerely,

The Snaff Savant/Lightbringer/Second in Command in Trahearne’s army.

P.S.: On a side note, Caithe was slightly unresponsive and would not join us in battle from time to time. Also, it would be greatly appreciated if Sariel could spawn a waypoint after his death. The way back from the start of the whole mess becomes a tad tedious when once again slain by Faolain’s second pet (Brangoire) and his army of [insert curse here] death nova critters (after being feared through a poison cloud into a corner and stunned out of life by said critters).

…on a less lore-centric note: Did anyone figure out a better way of killing Brangoire than circle strafing around him, taking turns so he doesn’t reset in the time it takes you to run all the way back when he feared you into a poison coud, then into a corner and then you were taken out by his critters before you had recovered enough to dodge out of the way?

Aren’t all key NPC’s useless in a fight?
They’re just there for the story thing, not to play the dungeon for you…

Of course they aren’t there to fight the dungeon for us, silly – however, I would appreciate it if they didn’t keep standing at the dungeon entrance when the group was just wiped and is on their way back to the boss.
Rytlock was quite handy at times in AC, when he would actually tank for us, and Eir isn’t all that bad either.

The thing about Logan was more of a lore/story commentary, really. I obviously should use more smileys….