Guild Wars 2

…you’re winding down from a handful of Dungeons hot on the heels of a deathtastic visit from Tequila the Sunrise, and you come to realize that because the game lets you dodge anything would clue you in to the fact your defenses are more tissue paper than usual, you legitimately have no idea how long you’ve been gallivanting around in your virtual underwear. Or that broken armor even did that.

Have you ever had one of those moments, subform?
Where you find yourself having done something that is arguably somewhat skillful and yet still pretty inexcusably stupid? What’s your best n00b Dungeon Master moment?

Vox Hollow.2736:

…you’re winding down from a handful of Dungeons hot on the heels of a deathtastic visit from Tequila the Sunrise, and you come to realize that because the game lets you dodge anything would clue you in to the fact your defenses are more tissue paper than usual, you legitimately have no idea how long you’ve been gallivanting around in your virtual underwear. Or that broken armor even did that.

Have you ever had one of those moments, subform?
Where you find yourself having done something that is arguably somewhat skillful and yet still pretty inexcusably stupid? What’s your best n00b Dungeon Master moment?

I ended a 12 hour session in SAB and decided to solo arah p2. I jumped in lupicus’ chest expecting to get baubles.

I searched Google Maps for “Zhaitan’s Rest POI”

Standing in front of the door that opens in path 1 HotW, wondering why it isn’t opening only to realize this is path 2 and you have to go the opposite way.

Heading to the spike trap room in AC Rumblus (the room is for Ghost Eater) and wondering why it’s not activating.

I’m usually the guy who’s always asking ‘So is this the path where you…?’

I completed hobby dungeon explorer when I use to abuse CoF p1 farming. I finished the 200 Ap in 3 days.

I’m 99% sure the answer for me would be “fighting a boss while using the TP at the same time.”

Using a staff guardian with a signet build and never once got kicked

About two weeks ago when I switched to my mesmer for xp after the last Alpha in CoE only to realize that I had started the instance.

Practice my ranger 1H sword w/ Alpha. Then Obal told me, use your dagger. Oh yeah.

Auto running through mobs while salvaging crap and opening sacks in my inventory,

(situation – taking some friends to AC for the first time, new players).

“Guys,.. never step here on this burrow when you destroy it cause you might bug outside of the room… This one, here; never step he….

I’m bugged on the other side, wait for me".

I consistently cleansed Malrona’s poison with Healing Spring three times before I realized I forgot to change my heal just in case.

Running through Arah p2 with some new arah runners. In guild so all on TS3. I go ahead and take 5-6 minutes to describe the fire whiseky boss (when we get there) about burning, station each person where the burrows are, destroy the dead corpses, etc etc. only to realize that’s a different path. I just say “Nevermind, let’s go” and keep running.

I’ve spent so much time in Arah, that I forgot how to do pretty much every other dungeon

Whereas I’ve spent so little time I haven’t got a clue what to do since joining PUGs is basically suicide.

colesy.8490:

Whereas I’ve spent so little time I haven’t got a clue what to do since joining PUGs is basically suicide.

You did fine last time <3

I haven’t actually gotten Dungeon Master title yet.

(b/c the last paths I need are in COF)
((does that make me some kind of hipster??))

Realising you’re using the wrong skills for a boss, you guys don’t know the amount of times I’ve went to alphard with dolyak signet, balanced stance and axe/sword instead of axe/mace….

deSade.9437:

colesy.8490:

Whereas I’ve spent so little time I haven’t got a clue what to do since joining PUGs is basically suicide.

You did fine last time <3

you guys didn’t wanna farm the champ giants with me

I’d be pleased to farm all champions (but the warrior) with you.
Though, i’m no n00b dungeon master so i probably shouldn’t post here.

Dub.1273:

I’d be pleased to farm all champions (but the warrior) with you.
Though, i’m no n00b dungeon master so i probably shouldn’t post here.

Only if you used Balanced Stance at the Drakes.

ilr.9675:

I haven’t actually gotten Dungeon Master title yet.

(b/c the last paths I need are in COF)
((does that make me some kind of hipster??))

Only if your missing path 1.

I’m such a noob dungeon master, I forgot most of the dungeons simply because I haven’t done them in so long xD

Wondering why the path to TA F/F isn’t opening when we’re doing snafu, every godd/amn time
<- not even Dungeon Master

On topic of under the skirt

The clipping on the top of the norn skirt just drives me up the wall.

I was nab dungeon master when i didn’t know how to tank and spank the 2nd boss in TA the spider as a berzerker warrior.

This could have been so good.

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