Guild Wars 2

Yesterday I saw a CM description that said “Path 1 65 Plus NO 80. you people make me sick”, wonder how that went…. :p

various funny dungeon group name i saw in the years.

-Creepy Mastif join to pet the dog

- Totaly Anoyed by the necro boss

- Cleric rangers only

- Lfm 2 We need more bearbows

- Dance boss at Mai Trin know your stepping

- Need a self resurrection guardian for lupi

- LF level 1

- WTB bearbows

- Shapeshifting norn only

TA Forward: Rangers and Necros only

AC – “All Paths Fashion Run – Cultural Armor or get kicked”

Joined on my Ele, and theres a warrior checking me out as I enter the dungeon. Says, you pass. And off I went. Level 40 charr joined next, in non cultural armor. Guy pings the WP in Black Citadel, sent him 1g to buy t1 cultural, met him there, got him to buy T1 cultural and ran the dungeon with this level 40 new bloke.

Wasn’t the worlds best run, but was a good LFG.

I also have a tendency to say stupid stuff in my LFG’s, because generally I don’t care.

“We all live in a yellow submarine”.

Guess which dungeon and path.
I’m also more likely to join these kind of LFG’s. If you’re getting it, you’re experienced enough.
And yes, the run went super smoothly, besides Bjarl…he only did his charge like every 2 minutes…urgh…like the NPC in there isn’t already slow enough.

http://imgur.com/a/yAvW4 Best Lfgs Ive found so far.

Sadly my “cutie female human and asura” posts for paths, always wield a disgusting amount of sylvari :<

The ghostbusters one was doing p2

The other doesn’t need explanation xD

Was followed shortly by:

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DonQuack.9025:

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Anyone who knows what they’re doing uses Chrome.

Ikr, you need the cool kids’ browser to watch erotic goat pictures.
Apparently it senses I’m not a cool kid, therefore it refuses to work properly for me.

Poor deSade can’t get his goat porn to work :-(

dlonie.6547:

Poor deSade can’t get his goat porn to work :-(

I watch cat porn, what are you talking about.
But I have to watch on Firefox, else it stutters as hell. I can only use Chrome for my mail and for reading/browsing this forum/exc.
Who knows why…
I want to watch dem kitties!

Mine is easy to spot.

‘READ FIRST you cretins – lfm Zerkers only- No potatoes or kick.’

“Arah P1 going for world record speed run must have at least 12k dps”

best lfg I’ve ever joined. Started by two DnT members (I think they were drunk)
I was so tempted to try to bubble them on lupi, but alas I’m too nice.

J Eberle.9312:

Mine is easy to spot.

‘READ FIRST you cretins – lfm Zerkers only- No potatoes or kick.’

:( the potato hate.

I remember this being a thread, and after browsing through old screenshots, I’d thought I upload this:

We made "p1,p2,p3,p4,p5,p6,p7,p8,p9+p10" for CoE yesterday. It did get us some decent pugs. Unfortunately they all left after p3!

I found 2 more lfgs :P

Terissimo.6852:

I found 2 more lfgs :P

Both of these are amazing lmao

Had an amusing one last night for CM P3.

“Sailor Moon party needs 1 more! Must be Human Female”

Yep, every single one of us was a Human Female (and this was a random PUG too!) Unfortunately, we ended up getting an Asura Female who we allowed to stay after insisting she could be our little sister. XD

READ: Full run lv 80 Meta NOMADS ll ping or kick

I think its one of best ;D

Terissimo.6852:

I think its one of best ;D

?!?!?

No lupi in story ’yo.

I thought I misread… but then I thought, if there are people out there which join a “Se p3” asking “which path?” then I bet there are also some who don’t know the difference between story and explorable; then I thought that oh, I should grind some more LS for the dang luminescent gloves, then I thought I should start making lunch before my father throws me in the trashbin and then I thought…. train of thoughts.
We’re both mentally unstable and slightly kittened, I’m sure we’d get on just fine.
Ah, kitten , this isn’t the dating site! /switches tab

I don’t even know what luminescent gloves are but that just sounds dirty.

Cries Of Sorrow.5864:

I don’t even know what luminescent gloves are but that just sounds dirty.

Hmmmmm…. purr.

I don’t even dare to share all of them.

Haven’t seen many amusing LFG ads lately.

I really wanted to join.

LOL! I would join that PUG too. XD

Making one for “7kAP +” whilst I myself am rocking 1k.

wonder if the Mesmer got kicked?

Talyn.3295:

wonder if the Mesmer got kicked?

Those elitist necros…always ruining other profession’s fun.

This made me laugh a little

Oxidia.8103:

This made me laugh a little

Orgy!

……………………..

In Sorrow’s Embrace yesterday:

“P3 no no no let’s go go go before reset!”

Sadly, it filled before I had a chance to join. XD

My fav lfg to use “50 | swamp | no pugs” ironically only guildies joined so the lfg was not violated.

We had a “potatoes only” CoF run today with 2 pugs, was pretty fun to carry them… Also all the potato puns on TS

This made me laugh.
But it is true.

I got one last night reading:

“LF1 Leecher, Do Nothing or Kick” for a TA Up run.

Many months ago my necro friend and I (necro mains represent!) put up a joking advert for TA up:

“Duoing TA Up, leechers welcome!”

People thought we were joking, but then when everyone dropped dead to the wurm we duoed it dead.

This one made me laugh for minutes…

“CoE fullrun, zerk meta builds, gear check, no double classes” written by an elementalist.

I joined with engi and got kicked faster than i could write ‘/p hi’.
Ok, i’m used to engis being hated for no real reason but then i watched this particular lfg for about 3 minutes:
3 rangers, 2 engineer, 5 mesmers, 2 thiefs and 1 necro later (non of them was in the group for more than 5 seconds) the group consisted of ele, guard, warrior.

Then the guard rerolled to warrior and the lfg text changed to:
“CoE speedrun, zerk warriors only”

Some things are so stupid, you have to laugh…

“LF 1 braindead monkey for COF p1”

This one gave me chuckle
2nd fractal no down state builds please

well i guess woodenpotatoes wont be joining that group then

5K AP, solve (x+3)^2=3

Ryn.6459:

5K AP, solve (x+3)^2=3

Got a similar one among others.