Guild Wars 2

By default an lfg has an unwritten description of “speedrun stack and skip” but what to write as a description if the intent is to neither stack or skip? “No stacking no skipping” feels clumsy and ugly while perhaps suggesting that stack and skip is bad. I seek to eliminate the words stack and skip from my gw2 vocabulary.

So far Ive come up with:

“Libertarian Extermination Run”
“Bohemian Genocide Run”

Ive tried “Retro Run” without success as people joined but had no idea what I meant.

“Old School Run” had some success.

Any ideas?

Smart mouth or sarcastic answers are welcomed and enjoyed. Thanks

I just realized synonym was the wrong word wups

Holocaust Simulacrum or Spanish Inquisition run

Hmm. What could be the opposite of speedrun…

Slow walk?

someone in one of the anti-stack threads called stacking “playing like a coward” (LOL)..

so what about: “no playing like a coward”

“vigil” run, ( kick the door in and killallthings )
“whispers” run, ( efficiency and well thought out )

(( shrug))

With love to my European friends…

“German run” (mechanical, efficient, ‘soulless’)
“Italian run” (haphazard, bumbling, always about to break, ‘the way life is meant to be lived’)

When I’ve advertised for such runs in the past, I label it as “XX Path Y, Slaughterhouse Mode. (We kill EVERYTHING!)”

Lord Kuru.3685:

someone in one of the anti-stack threads called stacking “playing like a coward” (LOL)..

so what about: “no playing like a coward”

Could one then say:
“Playing like a chicken” for stacking/skipping and
“Playing like a headless chicken” for nostack/noskips?

I really, really like ropechef’s proposal.

I write: No Stacking, No Skipping, Killing Everything.

Thats all—

? “Cool run” of course !

No stacking/skipping/kill all.

Why don’t you just say straight up what you don’t want to do in the description? No skipping, No stacking. Plain and simple. Don’t waste people’s time trying to lure them in to your party when they have no intention following your rules. You want to make a no skipping and no stacking party, call it what it is.

kite and clear

Scorched Earth (Tyria?) Run
Since you will be killing everything

FenrirSlakt.3692:

Holocaust Simulacrum or Spanish Inquisition run

lol’d

DigitalKirin.9714:

Lord Kuru.3685:

someone in one of the anti-stack threads called stacking “playing like a coward” (LOL)..

so what about: “no playing like a coward”

Could one then say:
“Playing like a chicken” for stacking/skipping and
“Playing like a headless chicken” for nostack/noskips?

This… +1

maxinion.8396:

With love to my European friends…

“German run” (mechanical, efficient, ‘soulless’)
“Italian run” (haphazard, bumbling, always about to break, ‘the way life is meant to be lived’)

Wut the hell u talking about.
Don’t you know that if you want to enjoy life and are lazy you’re going to complete tasks as quick as possible, with the best time/effort ratio as to being able to go into lazy mode again?
What an amateur.
Call it… hmmm… survival horror run or chinese colossal movie run.