3 words story -guild wars 2 version-
and a donkey…
carrying an asura…
met up for…
Akaigi | Warrior Made of Wood
[CDS] – Sanctum of Rall
a few drinks…
with hot kittens…
near a Kegbrawl…
then the donkey…
bolted and upset…
became hot kittens…
blamed the asura…
and the Necromancer
for trading away
his carrot sticks.
Then one day…
many years later..
Rytlock, stumbling drunk,
Ventured across Trahearne
who was wearing
only pink panties
declared his love
suddenly Logan Thackeray…
carrying a twinkie
smacked Queen Jennah
while Trahearne danced
and broke wind……….
Shouting "This won’t …
end well!" While
Logan and Rhytlock
made some sweet
steaming hot bread
With a Quaggan…….
Cooked in COF1
as quaggans everywhere
licked their yams
and were astonished…
by the big …
legendary searing effigy
Meanwhile, in Queensdale…
They died, Fin.
then the Necromancer…
decided to take…
Signet of Undeath
Random three words
Sirendor failed hard
Cookies will QQ
Better nerf Irelia
Thus kick quaggans
to prove that
Hard in the…….