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Posted by: Zet.9130

Zet.9130

How much you want to bet today’s update included more than the price of cow pies? Cow pies – BuWahaha.

Could be wrong -I have been before. Cow Pies – really. lol

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

Cow pies are important! They feed beetles…. and worms….. and grass and…. and…. and…. and other things.

I’m sure people were lining up to buy them so a quick fix of the vendor price was important.

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Posted by: Zet.9130

Zet.9130

There is a certain wicked irony about the update – I like it. It shows ppl are having fun – gods I hope they are….

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Posted by: Redenaz.8631

Redenaz.8631

I’m glad I’m not the only one who read the update note and thought, “I really want to know the story behind that one.”

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

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I’m glad I’m not the only one who read this and thought, “I really want to know the story behind that one.”

Later: announcement of 3000 people banned who took part in the “cow pie exploit”.

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Said pies could have caused a cow in the economy. We had a beef with that.

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Posted by: Redenaz.8631

Redenaz.8631

Said pies could have caused a cow in the economy. We had a beef with that.

That’s a load of bull and you know it!

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Posted by: Inculpatus cedo.9234

Inculpatus cedo.9234

Perhaps, it was the trophy used in the Legendary journey that was selling for way more than it was supposed to.

I don’t know.

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

Said pies could have caused a cow in the economy. We had a beef with that.

I was having visions of cow pies being a weapon in WvW and zergs carrying stacks of them to have cow pie fights with other zergs.

It seems my dreams were dashed to the ground, with a nasty splat.

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I was having visions of cow pies being a weapon in WvW and zergs carrying stacks of them to have cow pie fights with other zergs.

That would put a very stinky spin on “pie in the sky”.

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

Just downloaded the new patch. I got it as 73 files and 72MB

That’s one hellofacowpie.

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Posted by: Makai.3429

Makai.3429

I know you’ve got a beef, Stu, but let’s not stir things up.

Proud disabled gamer. Not everyone has the capacity to git gud.

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Posted by: Inculpatus cedo.9234

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Just downloaded the new patch. I got it as 73 files and 72MB

That’s one hellofacowpie.

How odd! I just downloaded the patch, and all I get is the two pre-downloads (which never show files, just a KB countdown, and the ‘Initializing’ (which seems to be another download [according to my download meter]). Then the log-in screen appears with the green bar full, and the log-in button ready to press. Again, odd.

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

Just downloaded the new patch. I got it as 73 files and 72MB

That’s one hellofacowpie.

How odd! I just downloaded the patch, and all I get is the two pre-downloads (which never show files, just a KB countdown, and the ‘Initializing’ (which seems to be another download [according to my download meter]). Then the log-in screen appears with the green bar full, and the log-in button ready to press. Again, odd.

Strange. Mine initialized for a while then downloaded the files mentioned (and I was on playing just a couple of hours ago so it was current)

Edit: how fast is your download ability? Mine is not very fast. Maybe a fast download would get it done by the time you reach the log in screen?

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ANet may give it to you.

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Posted by: Fenom.9457

Fenom.9457

What?? Why is this a thing

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Posted by: Inculpatus cedo.9234

Inculpatus cedo.9234

Hmm. I get that (the no files) somewhat regularly with the small hot-fix patches. And my client is current as I log in multiple times daily (almost always).

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

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Hmm. I get that (the no files) somewhat regularly with the small hot-fix patches. And my client is current as I log in multiple times daily (almost always).

Perhaps my cowpie was bigger than your cowpie. ^^

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Posted by: Ardid.7203

Ardid.7203

So only one of you have the real cow.

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that it makes every other class in the game boring to play.”
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Posted by: Randulf.7614

Randulf.7614

The point is moo-t anyway

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Posted by: Serophous.9085

Serophous.9085

Welp, Anet took away our cow pies.

Back to using the Cattlepult

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Posted by: Tanith.5264

Tanith.5264

I am suspicious of this “cow pie” patch…it’s taking rather long to download just for a vendor price.

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Posted by: Merlin.5402

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Strange for me it was 73Files with 140+ to 150+ Mb which is sad, because it took almost 2h to download. (I noticed a few updates ago, that I[with extremely slow internet 1Gb/8h] have to download the same amount of files, but with almost double the size)

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Posted by: Inculpatus cedo.9234

Inculpatus cedo.9234

Wow. I feel left out! My download took about 10-15 seconds.

Do certain accounts get files others do not?

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

Welp, Anet took away our cow pies.

Back to using the Cattlepult

Cowpies would have been great for Zerg vs Zerg combat, but the Cattlepult is useful for defending forts and castles.

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Posted by: Unholey.3264

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I reported this exploit probably at least 6 months ago as Kudzu was the first precursor collection I completed after HoT launched. I’m surprised it took them this long to do anything about it. I explained in detail what it could be used for, including math on gold per hour, etc.

I tested it with about a gold’s worth of cow pies to see if it worked and then quickly deleted them, fearing the mighty hammer of ban from Big Brother Chris Cleary. Is this what has had the price of everything skyrocketing lately? A mass of people taking advantage of this? If so, it could have easily been prevented. Check your report records :/

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Posted by: Pompeia.5483

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The reason prices are climbing is the 2g dailies and 5g dungeons mixed with people having infinite f2p accounts. I doubt cow pies were that significant an exploit if it took them six months to fix.

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The reason prices are climbing is the 2g dailies and 5g dungeons mixed with people having infinite f2p accounts. I doubt cow pies were that significant an exploit if it took them six months to fix.

You can’t transfer gold or items out of f2p accounts to your main account. If anyone wants to transfer gold/items they’ll have to convert it to a paid account first (which costs money).

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Posted by: Pompeia.5483

Pompeia.5483

The reason prices are climbing is the 2g dailies and 5g dungeons mixed with people having infinite f2p accounts. I doubt cow pies were that significant an exploit if it took them six months to fix.

You can’t transfer gold or items out of f2p accounts to your main account. If anyone wants to transfer gold/items they’ll have to convert it to a paid account first (which costs money).

Oh, thanks, did not know that!

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

The reason prices are climbing is the 2g dailies and 5g dungeons mixed with people having infinite f2p accounts. I doubt cow pies were that significant an exploit if it took them six months to fix.

You can’t transfer gold or items out of f2p accounts to your main account. If anyone wants to transfer gold/items they’ll have to convert it to a paid account first (which costs money).

Oh, thanks, did not know that!

One of the reasons I never bothered to make a f2p account. They are locked up tight, as well as restricted on the trading post as well as chat. I could just see getting my one and only precursor drop, and being unable to send it to my main account or sell it and send the gold.

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Posted by: Silencer.7614

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I just started the 3’rd collection for Kudzu today and went looking for the cow pies needed to fertilize my garden. Low and behold that the patch appears to have removed them from the game. I asked 4 of my guild mates to scout around to all the farms where cows are located in Queensdale and Diessa Plateau as shown on wiki and none of us could find a single one on the ground. Tried using cattle prods to jolt some loose from whatever cows I could find. Killed around 40 to see if it would drop from there corpse, even tried seeing if it was something I could buy from the heart npc’s. It seems my legendary Journey is halted all because I can’t find some literal crap in the game

I sent in a ticket earlier today, but so far no reply.

Anyone else stuck on this collection since the patch yesterday?

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Posted by: Inculpatus cedo.9234

Inculpatus cedo.9234

I just started the 3’rd collection for Kudzu today and went looking for the cow pies needed to fertilize my garden. Low and behold that the patch appears to have removed them from the game. I asked 4 of my guild mates to scout around to all the farms where cows are located in Queensdale and Diessa Plateau as shown on wiki and none of us could find a single one on the ground. Tried using cattle prods to jolt some loose from whatever cows I could find. Killed around 40 to see if it would drop from there corpse, even tried seeing if it was something I could buy from the heart npc’s. It seems my legendary Journey is halted all because I can’t find some literal crap in the game

I sent in a ticket earlier today, but so far no reply.

Anyone else stuck on this collection since the patch yesterday?

Aren’t you supposed to get them from the Hidden Garden? It’s the Trophy found there, not the Bundle found elsewhere, I believe.

http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Cow_Pie_%28item%29

Good luck.

P.S. The Wiki will always indicate when the item is part of a Collection.

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Posted by: Silencer.7614

Silencer.7614

This is the in-game collection tip for this step. Hint: Find a cow pie in Queensdale or Diessa Plateau and use it to fertilize your hidden garden in Mount Maelstrom.

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Posted by: Inculpatus cedo.9234

Inculpatus cedo.9234

Ahh, my bad. Can’t say I’ve seen any cows in Mount Maelstrom, anyway. Lol.

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Posted by: Sartharina.3542

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… wait, what was the Cow Pie exploit?

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Posted by: Inculpatus cedo.9234

Inculpatus cedo.9234

… wait, what was the Cow Pie exploit?

It’s mentioned in the Wiki.

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Posted by: TitesNL.8594

TitesNL.8594

I just started the 3’rd collection for Kudzu today and went looking for the cow pies needed to fertilize my garden. Low and behold that the patch appears to have removed them from the game. I asked 4 of my guild mates to scout around to all the farms where cows are located in Queensdale and Diessa Plateau as shown on wiki and none of us could find a single one on the ground. Tried using cattle prods to jolt some loose from whatever cows I could find. Killed around 40 to see if it would drop from there corpse, even tried seeing if it was something I could buy from the heart npc’s. It seems my legendary Journey is halted all because I can’t find some literal crap in the game

I sent in a ticket earlier today, but so far no reply.

Anyone else stuck on this collection since the patch yesterday?

I’m also having the same problem, have been looking for 2 days and could not find and cow pie’s, this is a HUGE problem because now i’m stuck in my Legendary Achievement

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Posted by: Kaerz.6271

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Have the same problem. Last ( Cow ) piece i need to complete kudzu 3
Been looking for 4 days now it seems like it disapeared from the game.