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Posted by: Donari.5237

Donari.5237

We’ve slaughtered them by the dozens, hundreds, thousands. Some of them fall with a taunt on their lips. “You’re kidding, right?” But so many of them die with a pained, “Now I’ll never …”

Never what? What hopes and dreams are we ending?

… play hopscotch on the Southsun Skipping Stones?
… swim with the whales in the deep ocean?
… pay off my debts so I can retire from this life of crime?
… drink nornish mead atop the highest peak in Lornar’s Pass?

What do you think might end that sentence of despair for these dying bandits?

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Posted by: Endless Soul.5178

Endless Soul.5178

Now I’ll never..…see Cantha!

Asura characters: Zerina | Myndee | Rissa | Jaxxi | Feyyt | Bekka | Sixx | Akee | Tylee | Nuumy
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Your skin will wrinkle and your youth will fade, but your soul is endless.

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Posted by: Rauderi.8706

Rauderi.8706

“…get rid of all these Queen Jennah minis. That’s what we really meant when we said we’d kill her…”

Many alts; handle it!
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it seems many like them better than the games they comment on.” -Horrorscope.7632

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Posted by: The Greyhawk.9107

The Greyhawk.9107

“…see the visual noise reduction bullkitten undone!”

Hate is Fuel.

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Posted by: Sariel V.7024

Sariel V.7024

“…join the circus!”

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Posted by: Thanathos.2063

Thanathos.2063

“… see today’s patch!”

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Posted by: Doggie.3184

Doggie.3184

“Now I’ll never… be able to gather enough money to pay for my wife’s treatment or pay off our house loan so that my 3 young children don’t lose their mother and end up living on the streets.”

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Please Remove/Fix Thief Trait: “Last Refuge.”
“Hard to Catch” is a Horrible and Useless Trait. Fixed 6/23/15. Praise Dwayna.

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Posted by: Xenon.4537

Xenon.4537

“… outrun a centaur.”

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