Guild Wars 2

So tonight I was taking a long soak in the tub, singing some carols and trying to convince my two dogs that they were the ones singing off key when I had what some would call an epiphany but what I normally call a thunk. So after drying off I logged in and did a wee bit of checking and have come to the conclusion that I would rather have lumps of coal instead of all these ugly sweaters, toy weapon skins, funny potions and snowflakes. See the thing is 10 lumps of coal go for 1 silver 60 copper on the vendor and people actually need the coal. As I see it a poor fellow like me could make a killing selling coal on the black market so this here is my confession.

I do not deserve any gifts, I have been bad all year so please put lumps of coal in the gift boxes for me.

Thank you so much.