Guild Wars 2

So, I ate some pact rations today, and lo behold, found some of our famous chef Gristlemane’s hair in it!
honestly!
i am the Pact Commander, fighting on the front lines against Mordremoth, and i can’t even get some decent food?
Evidently i need to truss up the good Chef and roast him till he agrees to wear a darn hair net.
Anyone know how to finally get him to listen to Food Inspector Rixxi?

Hairnet good. Shaved Charr bad. They’re like a third smaller if you take all the fur off.

I say brandish a long razor and a cup of soap foam at him and see which course he’d prefer.

I bet Rixxi wonders how Gristlemane got so big eating food of that kind.