Guild Wars 2

Dear Arenanet, I would love for yaks bend to be on the red side.
How much money do you need to be bribed, in order to rig the match ups so I can finally finish mapping out WvW.

-Buy commander, command attack on the things you need
-Switch server
-play during weekend where things come and go in minutes
-quit
-cry
-request
-give up
-keep playing and see how things play out