Guild Wars 2

Is s/he committing cannibalism? Yes or no? Please provide your reasoning
;)

Different species so can’t be cannibalism. My Sylvari likes to mix BBQ Human meat with rice and soy sauce. Then he plays Jenga with their femurs.

Doggie.3184:

Different species so can’t be cannibalism. My Sylvari likes to mix BBQ Human meat with rice and soy sauce. Then he plays Jenga with their femurs.

In that example the rice part is the cannibalism, haha

Belzebu.3912:

Doggie.3184:

Different species so can’t be cannibalism. My Sylvari likes to mix BBQ Human meat with rice and soy sauce. Then he plays Jenga with their femurs.

In that example the rice part is the cannibalism, haha

No because rice isn’t from trees. Ugh, what are they teaching kids in school science/biology class nowadays?

Humans are more closely related to cattle than they are to sylvari, so no. It’s not cannibalism. If it was, then humans eating beef would be, too.

If I use toothpicks to clean my teeth, is that cannibalism? Even toothpicks made up of chopped up Traehearn, while satisfying on many levels, is not cannibalism.

So, OP. The answer is no. It’s only within the same species.

Sylvari are made out of tree, they have no feelings.

Who would win in a pie eating contest, Trahearne or Treebeard?

Naus the Gobbo.5172:

Sylvari are made out of tree, they have no feelings.

You’re going to provoke an angry mob of treehuggers to come after you with words like that. There’re people and entire organizations that devote their whole lives to tending to tree feels.

Tachenon.5270:

Who would win in a pie eating contest, Trahearne or Treebeard?

This won’t end well ..

Doggie.3184:

Naus the Gobbo.5172:

Sylvari are made out of tree, they have no feelings.

You’re going to provoke an angry mob of treehuggers to come after you with words like that. There’re people and entire organizations that devote their whole lives to tending to tree feels.

I chop a tree, I hear no screams. No tears. No blood. No feelings.

Naus the Gobbo.5172:

Doggie.3184:

Naus the Gobbo.5172:

Sylvari are made out of tree, they have no feelings.

You’re going to provoke an angry mob of treehuggers to come after you with words like that. There’re people and entire organizations that devote their whole lives to tending to tree feels.

I chop a tree, I hear no screams. No tears. No blood. No feelings.

A sylvari skins a human, s/he sees no barks. No botanic fibre. No sap. No feelings.

How does that feel?

Ferik.3127:

Naus the Gobbo.5172:

Doggie.3184:

Naus the Gobbo.5172:

Sylvari are made out of tree, they have no feelings.

You’re going to provoke an angry mob of treehuggers to come after you with words like that. There’re people and entire organizations that devote their whole lives to tending to tree feels.

I chop a tree, I hear no screams. No tears. No blood. No feelings.

A sylvari skins a human, s/he sees no barks. No botanic fibre. No sap. No feelings.

How does that feel, human?

A deaf sylvari skins a human, s/he sees no barks. Hears no screams. No botanic fibre. No sap. No feelings.

“I was going to make a bad salad joke, but now I don’t feel like it”

Ferik.3127:

Is s/he committing cannibalism? Yes or no? Please provide your reasoning
;)

You made a mistake it’s “Provide your seasoning.”

Hybarf Tics.2048:

Ferik.3127:

Is s/he committing cannibalism? Yes or no? Please provide your reasoning
;)

You made a mistake it’s “Provide your seasoning.”

This made my day