And just how amazing it truly, truly is.
A perfect video describing our NPE.
Frostgorge as a recommended zone at lvl 3? Why…
It’s just a dolyak, what’s the worst that can ha-
Heh, I was just coming over to post this.
Cruella LaDucki: Have corpses, will travel
Torwynd Trueheart: Here I come to save the day!
NSP – Quak Resident Duchess L’Orange
Torwynd Trueheart: Here I come to save the day!
NSP – Quak Resident Duchess L’Orange
I cannot fathom this. I just can’t.
My heart sinks watching my all-time favorite game turn into this… watching Anet being bullied and forced into humiliation from a financial threat… I’m pretty sure that’s what’s happening, because I REFUSE to believe that the developers who made the original system went an extra mile and into a black hole… I just refuse.
Omg this video EXACTLY describes all the FLAWS, all the KITTENUPS, everything.
GG A-net, thanks for ruining a great franchises name.
It also gave me a great laugh, I really recommend this short video, even if you like the patch. Really made my day.
But hey, remember what they said: they wanted to make sure they made a system that was better at directing new players to relevant content. :/
Facerolled by a dolyak. Yup. Sad Anet, just sad.
[OTR] – Greck Howlbane – Guardian
Soraya Mayhew – Thief
Melissa Koris – Engie – SF for Life!
Soraya Mayhew – Thief
Melissa Koris – Engie – SF for Life!
Im guessing this patch is Guild Wars 2 equivalent of the NGE huh?
Staunch Supporter of Mounts in Guild Wars 2. Gimme mah Fluffeh White Bunneh!!!
Give us Mounts, Anet! Pretty Please with Chocolate, Whipped Cream, Cherry and Mayonnaise? d^_^b
Give us Mounts, Anet! Pretty Please with Chocolate, Whipped Cream, Cherry and Mayonnaise? d^_^b
Well, quite obviously, interpretive dance is the key here. I mean, if it works in the tutorial, it should work everywhere, yes? Ergo, MagicalMike only died from things twice his level because he didn’t truly believe in the Power of Dance. Dance, Mike…Dance!
New Player Experience: Bringing Martha Graham to a whole new audience.
Cruella LaDucki: Have corpses, will travel
Torwynd Trueheart: Here I come to save the day!
NSP – Quak Resident Duchess L’Orange
Torwynd Trueheart: Here I come to save the day!
NSP – Quak Resident Duchess L’Orange
It hurts now because I laughed too much. 0_o
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Steve R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”
Missing: “There’s a new unexplored area in the map!” icon which lures you to an unclimbable rock.
20 level 80s and counting.
ANet: Guilty as charged.
Lol
So true. Such a great video.
Wait… new players unlock their third utility skill at level 35???
…
I really can’t fathom these changes at all.
Fear the might of Shatterstone!
Haha, this is awesome, so can I solo a lvl 80 champ now (with my < lvl 5 (?) character)or do the map exploration level me up too fast? rofl
Edit: Nvm lol – this video is hilarious though. That alone was worth the changes in my book.
“Whose Kitten is this?” – “It’s a Charr baby.”
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”
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Lol
So true. Such a great video.Wait… new players unlock their third utility skill at level 35???
…I really can’t fathom these changes at all.
Yup, my friend who recently started playing was rather annoyed when she found this out (and found that she lost access to Aegis till she leveled more)
I don’t even
/15chars
Heh, I was just coming over to post this.
Same where LOL.
I’m wondering how many anet employees gave the new leveling and trait system a full run through, you know actually spent time leveling a character to 80 and seeing how much more “fun” it was over the old system.
Glad I already leveled the characters I wanted to play at 80.
Another derailing post. ^^
North Keep: One of the village residents will now flee if their home is destroyed.
“Game over man, Game Over!” – RIP Bill
North Keep: One of the village residents will now flee if their home is destroyed.
“Game over man, Game Over!” – RIP Bill
Saw this video posted on Reddit, love the early morning giggles! Does Arenanet even check their Navigation suggestions? prolly not. Mine wasn’t so bad as being sent to Frostgorge, but my level 4 keyfarmer chick has been told that “New Challenges await you in Fields of Ruin” hahahahahaha
7k hr, 13k AP, 16 char, all classes 80 Sadly, 3.5k hr. Ranger
Grrr. No more money spent on this game. Telling everyone to not get it.
Grrr. No more money spent on this game. Telling everyone to not get it.
I was so happy he mentioned the fact that you can’t actually see your boots in your hero panel if you’re a Norn. Yup.
This is spot on. This is the game we’re playing currently, folks.
—Engi main tryhards unite!—
I am laughing tears here, oh boy the end was so good.
“Whose Kitten is this?” – “It’s a Charr baby.”
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”
I was so happy he mentioned the fact that you can’t actually see your boots in your hero panel if you’re a Norn. Yup.
This is spot on. This is the game we’re playing currently, folks.
You can’t see them on any race (except maybe Asura and very short female humans/sylvari, maybe).
I did notice though that newer players are still exposed to the complex waypoint system. Should we not protect them from this asura piece of technology?
“Whose Kitten is this?” – “It’s a Charr baby.”
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”
You can’t see them on any race (except maybe Asura and very short female humans/sylvari, maybe).
Oh dear lord, even better.
—Engi main tryhards unite!—
Im guessing this patch is Guild Wars 2 equivalent of the NGE huh?
Oh kitten, don’t bring back those painful memories.
The Battle Bakery [vPie]
Unrelated: I love people who disagree with you, say they’re gonna do something else and stop arguing, then whisper you the final word and then block ya before you can reply.
Eh, Grennith Farsight?
HAHA
i loved how he danced through the tutorial xDD
ridiculous….
We Glitched Out Of All [MAPS]
26x lvl 80 Characters
Most fabulous Character: http://i.imgur.com/5JtcBI1.jpg?1
26x lvl 80 Characters
Most fabulous Character: http://i.imgur.com/5JtcBI1.jpg?1
I love the navigator also. It’s very insightful and tell me about the things I’ve been COMPLETELY oblivious to.
I love the navigator also. It’s very insightful and tell me about the things I’ve been COMPLETELY oblivious to.
When I saw that after dancing for cows for some reason, I just stopped everything. That was it. The skill gating and all this coddling as if the average player is some toddler just completely shut me down.
No but seriously, the game is set out as PEGI 12. I try to remember back to the time when I was 12 since ANet is probably doing guidelines based on a 12 years old brain capacity. I wasn’t that dumb. Or maybe I was? No. Impossible…
Jesus Christ. I haven’t checked this NPE myself, because, frankly, i couldn’t care less, however after watching this video… Time for Anet to change their name. Something like Mad House maybe.
Hilarious HoT video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am9gVQB8gss
I’d say less than a 12 yr. old. I’m using my keyfarmer slot to teach my 3 yr.old grandson to rock GW2. If grandma can help him move his toon, I’ll bet he can do the rest!
7k hr, 13k AP, 16 char, all classes 80 Sadly, 3.5k hr. Ranger
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Jesus Christ Almighty.
Mike’s video’s have always been pretty insightful even with his banter and sarcasm. Honestly ever since he dropped off doing jumping videos with Wooden Potatoes, he has been my like mind in what I think of the game now. I still can’t believe he’s lasted this long going through all of this junk Arena Net has spit out for the last two years. I guess playing Dark Souls has allowed him to do this well enough.
My take on the leveling system (along with the trait unlock system) is I will not make another character. Unless we get another class or race. Which is great reasoning because even though Arena Net say they will, we all know they won’t for the foreseeable future. I love how they took something that was so critically acclaimed for it’s leveling system then flipped it on it’s side. All because players were completing stuff way too fast. I guess this was a system truly 2 years in the making. Especially if you go all the way back to ascended items being introduced to the game. Where even ascended crafting would supposedly have you explore more of those dead zones for their crafting materials.
The more I see these refurbished system go into place, the more I fear what is coming for future reward systems. Where they completely change Legendary crafting where you have to buy gem store items to complete them. Just because they want you to use every part of the game. Also thank goodness the backlash for the ViP system they did for China was the one thing that was left out of this copy and paste trash.
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Mother of God…
this video.
Anet..
Resident Disgruntled, Coffee-drinking Charr.
Zarin Mistcloak(THF) Valkyrie Mistblade(WAR) Kossori Mistwalker(REV) Durendal Mistward(GRD)
I used to think (build op, pls nerf) like you, but then I took a nerf to the knee.
Zarin Mistcloak(THF) Valkyrie Mistblade(WAR) Kossori Mistwalker(REV) Durendal Mistward(GRD)
I used to think (build op, pls nerf) like you, but then I took a nerf to the knee.
(edited by Azure The Heartless.3261)
It makes me wonder if there are some deep internal problems at the company when they decide that its vital to completely replace a pretty decently working core system with this hot mess. Did someone else seize power and as their little vanity trip decide they need to make the game by their own focus grouped opinions?
Saw this video posted on Reddit, love the early morning giggles! Does Arenanet even check their Navigation suggestions? prolly not. Mine wasn’t so bad as being sent to Frostgorge, but my level 4 keyfarmer chick has been told that “New Challenges await you in Fields of Ruin” hahahahahaha
Well, that’s not incorrect. New challenges do await you in the Fields of Ruin.
Have you tried going there? Doing an interpretive dance off against the champion separatist that spawns in the city is bound to be very…… educational.
(If you do I want to see a video of it) lol.
New pastime for veterans: blindly following the safety compass.
Resident Disgruntled, Coffee-drinking Charr.
Zarin Mistcloak(THF) Valkyrie Mistblade(WAR) Kossori Mistwalker(REV) Durendal Mistward(GRD)
I used to think (build op, pls nerf) like you, but then I took a nerf to the knee.
Zarin Mistcloak(THF) Valkyrie Mistblade(WAR) Kossori Mistwalker(REV) Durendal Mistward(GRD)
I used to think (build op, pls nerf) like you, but then I took a nerf to the knee.
And just how amazing it truly, truly is.
Really shovelling on the sarcasm. Love it.
This is genius sarcasm at work :-) And so right.
Guild Wars 2 new rating from the ESRB.
“Early Childhood”
Honestly though, I feel like I’m playing something that Fisherprice or Leapfrog created. I guess the running joke of the community now is that “X is too confusing” or “X is too overwhelming”.
www.vanquishing.enjin.com
This video is magnificent.
So, who fancies buying an extra character slot then?
This video is magnificent.
So, who fancies buying an extra character slot then?
Funny Joke! Wahahaha!
Resident Disgruntled, Coffee-drinking Charr.
Zarin Mistcloak(THF) Valkyrie Mistblade(WAR) Kossori Mistwalker(REV) Durendal Mistward(GRD)
I used to think (build op, pls nerf) like you, but then I took a nerf to the knee.
Zarin Mistcloak(THF) Valkyrie Mistblade(WAR) Kossori Mistwalker(REV) Durendal Mistward(GRD)
I used to think (build op, pls nerf) like you, but then I took a nerf to the knee.
This video is magnificent.
So, who fancies buying an extra character slot then?
Tbh I’m glad I held off buying any, despite having played since launch.