Guild Wars 2

I had premier access to Lion’s Arch -now broken- bank, “convincing” the guard to let me in.

All your stuff now belongs to me muahahahahaha

Too bad it’s only a sheet painted to look like a pile of money. Muahahahahahah

^ you must be fun at parties …

All my shinies!!! Hey it’s just as bad as Xunlai they stole my bling also. And sold it to Evon, who’s not reselling it to me…. With some slight changes he thinks I can’t tell that’s my tormented staff, that my ancestor left for me…..

Keep your money in the bank they said, it will be safe they said…. Now the asura has it….

Xyonon.3987:

^ you must be fun at parties …

Shhh… I’m just trying to make him leave before he looks under the sheet…

Never trusted the bank anyway so you wont have my reapon scythe staff mog :P

Why is it only gold? There should be some of the items stored in the banks also. Maybe one or 2 Legendaries lying there taunting us, so close yet so far away.

If you find my mini Queen Jenna’s in there you can keep them and there’ll be no hard feelings :P

That is not money.

That’s a wooden carving I left after I took the moneys.

Here’s how you do it:

http://twistedsifter.com/2014/01/randall-rosenthal-carves-wood-block-into-box-of-money/

Looks convincing, eh? Not that it’s hard to fool a lionguard.

Step away from the cash and no one gets hurt.

Meow.