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Posted by: TheMaskedGamer.5708

TheMaskedGamer.5708

I know its a bit of an old topic, but I can’t help but bring this up for this summer. Especially since summer could’ve been an excellent time to be selling swimsuits for our characters to wear for the summer heat.

Almost 5 years, 1 expansion, still no swimsuits for us to wear. Twisting the knife on this issue, we still can’t even dye our undergarments. Please Anet, answer this prayer.

Could you at least give us an update on this? If its even on the table or not? A word out for this would be appreciated.

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Posted by: Mea.5491

Mea.5491

I agree! I really want short grass skirts and clam bras for my Sylvari girls.

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

If its even on the table or not?

The good new is, yes it is on the table.
The bad new is, it’s a reallllllllly big table with lots of stuff on it.

Be careful what you ask for
ANet may give it to you.

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Posted by: Cyninja.2954

Cyninja.2954

The MMO you were looking for is called Scarlet Blade. Sorry to say, it went bottoms up last year.

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Posted by: vicious.5683

vicious.5683

Why do you need swimsuits when we have buttcapes?

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Posted by: Alga.6498

Alga.6498

I want it too! They literally have swimsuits in the game already! Just release the NPCs swimsuits and we’ll be happy!
ANet please....

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Posted by: dace.8019

dace.8019

Why do you need swimsuits when we have buttcapes?

Why do you need buttcapes when you have crotchflaps?

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Posted by: Linken.6345

Linken.6345

Why do you need swimsuits when we have buttcapes?

Why do you need buttcapes when you have crotchflaps?

We dont need it but its already here so no extra dev time required.

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Posted by: Westenev.5289

Westenev.5289

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Posted by: notebene.3190

notebene.3190

I wouldn’t mind if they’d let me pay them to create an outfit out of the old mix-n-match outfit pieces.

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Posted by: Rauderi.8706

Rauderi.8706

Why do you need swimsuits when we have buttcapes?

Maybe that’s how we convince them to give us swimsuits.

“ANet, we’ll be happy with swimsuits, even if you add towel buttcapes to them!”

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Posted by: Fenom.9457

Fenom.9457

I’ll gladly pay whatever price for any swimsuit/under clothing stuff as skins pls. Fart armor weights too, release them the same on every weight

Want to read about a nice mini expansion to make Mordremoth and Zhaitan better?
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Mini-Expansion-Vengeance/first#post6473305

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Posted by: luzonophir.7134

luzonophir.7134

swimsuit outfit 5000 gems naona

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Posted by: BrunoPuntzJones.5348

BrunoPuntzJones.5348

I’m happy that there are no swimsuits. You can always go play BDO or Tera if you want to revel in the T&A.

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Posted by: Psientist.6437

Psientist.6437

If its even on the table or not?

The good new is, yes it is on the table.
The bad new is, it’s a reallllllllly big table with lots of stuff on it.

Is there room on the table for old timey swimsuits?

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They’re special! They got aspirations.”
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Posted by: Linken.6345

Linken.6345

If its even on the table or not?

The good new is, yes it is on the table.
The bad new is, it’s a reallllllllly big table with lots of stuff on it.

Is there room on the table for old timey swimsuits?

Ofcourse just dont think they will be under the radar scope that anet need to keep track of the reallllly big table.

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Posted by: Psientist.6437

Psientist.6437

If its even on the table or not?

The good new is, yes it is on the table.
The bad new is, it’s a reallllllllly big table with lots of stuff on it.

Is there room on the table for old timey swimsuits?

Ofcourse just dont think they will be under the radar scope that anet need to keep track of the reallllly big table.

I am sorry but I can not accept mixed metaphors as an answer. I would be able to accept answers like:

“Yes, but old timey swimsuits are likely below the salt.”

or

“Yes, but from where the studio is sitting at this realllly big table, old timey swimsuits may be beyond their reach.”

Obviously, this has nothing to do with you.

“No! You can’t eat the ones that talk!
They’re special! They got aspirations.”
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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

If its even on the table or not?

The good new is, yes it is on the table.
The bad new is, it’s a reallllllllly big table with lots of stuff on it.

Is there room on the table for old timey swimsuits?

[leaves thread, goes off to check table, comes back]

Yeah, it’s there. But it’s buried under a ton of mounts and dueling requests.

Be careful what you ask for
ANet may give it to you.

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Posted by: Xenon.4537

Xenon.4537

Swimsuits…

Yes please, and also School Uniforms, Tonics converted to outfits, and Paper Bag Helms. Please and Thanks.

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Posted by: Willowfalls.9814

Willowfalls.9814

+1 for swimsuits.

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Posted by: Tumult.2578

Tumult.2578

Have you tried jumping off the east side of the tower climbed in the “Under new management” jumping puzzle on Southsun Cove?

Each time I hit the water, I find myself in a swimsuit till I run back up the steps to the south. Oh, there’s another chest there, with a protector.

Still, there is probably a safe area near the bottom of the steps.

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Posted by: TokyoGhost.6492

TokyoGhost.6492

We still need duel option in PvE. When they deliver that, they will swimsuits and underwater maps.

I made so much mistakes that I now make mistakes without mistake.

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Posted by: Ashen.2907

Ashen.2907

We still need duel option in PvE. When they deliver that, they will swimsuits and underwater maps.

Yup, underwater, swimsuit clad dueling !!!

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Posted by: Fenom.9457

Fenom.9457

We still need duel option in PvE. When they deliver that, they will swimsuits and underwater maps.

Yup, underwater, swimsuit clad dueling !!!

You don’t even know hoe much I want that. Not so much the combination of the three ( though if we do get duels they should get underwater version too for those that enjoy it), but just those things being added – dueling, more underwater, swimsuit/underwear sort of thing

Want to read about a nice mini expansion to make Mordremoth and Zhaitan better?
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Mini-Expansion-Vengeance/first#post6473305

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Posted by: Neural.1824

Neural.1824

I’d like to see dyable swimsuits, but I’d also like to see some new emotes, and some new sitting poses.

Kinda like in City of Heroes, where you had 5 or 6 different sitting poses and you’d just use them by name.
Different sitting poses would allow the players to decide which one would be appropriate for their character race and height. You just stand on the object you wish to sit on, then do the emote. Pretty simple.

Where are my gem sales? I want gem sales! Nerf EVERYTHING!

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Posted by: Psientist.6437

Psientist.6437

Marco………..

“No! You can’t eat the ones that talk!
They’re special! They got aspirations.”
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Posted by: Leo G.4501

Leo G.4501

…polo.

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Posted by: Endless Soul.5178

Endless Soul.5178

This asura has beachwear, why can’t my asura have the same thing or something similar?

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Posted by: Psientist.6437

Psientist.6437

…polo.

Lesson learned!

“No! You can’t eat the ones that talk!
They’re special! They got aspirations.”
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Posted by: Garb Cost.3718

Garb Cost.3718

I agree! I really want short grass skirts and clam bras for my Sylvari girls.

Mate you’re sick – you want to make clothes out of your own people. Wow.

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

I agree! I really want short grass skirts and clam bras for my Sylvari girls.

Mate you’re sick – you want to make clothes out of your own people. Wow.

It’s called being thrifty. Your hair can be your hair or it can be cut and used to make a swimsuit. Just be careful if you’re one of the Sylvari with bark like skin. Your friends will be happy to see you, but it might be because they need new armor.

Be careful what you ask for
ANet may give it to you.

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Posted by: Psientist.6437

Psientist.6437

I agree! I really want short grass skirts and clam bras for my Sylvari girls.

Mate you’re sick – you want to make clothes out of your own people. Wow.

Of all the jokes, the ones that require misinterpreting the definition of species for their punchline are my least favorite.

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They’re special! They got aspirations.”
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Posted by: Kagusaki.3176

Kagusaki.3176

…polo.

Oh murr. If they made tight speedos like that for charr, l’d def pay money for it <3

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Posted by: Fenryr.1427

Fenryr.1427

how about less of this crap in the game and more lore/game fitting items? This garbage is why the game has lost its identity.

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Posted by: Leo G.4501

Leo G.4501

how about less of this crap in the game and more lore/game fitting items? This garbage is why the game has lost its identity.

Yeah, all these flashy glowing auras, idiotic wings and any other blinding bull**** particle FX are fine but let’s draw the line at swimsuits…in a game with the ability to swim underwater…

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

…polo.

I see your picture and raise by my picture (guild wars2, a few minutes after swimsuits are added to the game).

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ANet may give it to you.

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Posted by: Leo G.4501

Leo G.4501

…polo.

I see your picture and raise by my picture (guild wars2, a few minutes after swimsuits are added to the game).

I see nothing wrong :p

I’d assume it would be taken in summer time so it would reflect reality in parts not Hoelbrak.

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Posted by: Goldfox.5729

Goldfox.5729

Make it another 5 please

‘’Many have eyes, but few have seen.’’ – Scriptures of Lyssa, 45 BE

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Posted by: The Greyhawk.9107

The Greyhawk.9107

I’m ambivalent to swimsuit outfits, I’d likely not bother if it was in made.
However, in regards to…dyeing underwear…dude, go take your Ritalin.

Hate is Fuel.