Guild Wars 2

Too many players left feeling a tad vulnerable?

Oh man I missed it. Did we have naked ppl running around?

LanfearShadowflame.3189:

Oh man I missed it. Did we have naked ppl running around?

This thread burned my poor virgin eyes.

Gaile Gray.6029:

LanfearShadowflame.3189:

Oh man I missed it. Did we have naked ppl running around?

The bare truth is that we had an art issue but we quickly got to the bottom of the matter and it’s now well behind us.

Can’t breathe.

Laughing too hard.

Thank you Gaile! I had to share this with my coworkers, just so they could appreciate the puns too.

Gaile Gray.6029:

LanfearShadowflame.3189:

Oh man I missed it. Did we have naked ppl running around?

The bare truth is that we had an art issue but we quickly got to the bottom of the matter and it’s now well behind us.

Ayyyy… I see what you did there.

Gaile Gray.6029:

LanfearShadowflame.3189:

Oh man I missed it. Did we have naked ppl running around?

The bare truth is that we had an art issue but we quickly got to the bottom of the matter and it’s now well behind us.

Thanks for the laugh Gaile, I really needed one.

Reminds me of the Warcraft “jiggly dwarven boobs” nerf incident. Or perhaps Tracer’s bootygate.

Lets be proud of our posteriors and the art team that crafted them!

Naked People have no rights in this game. What a travesty that befell us today.

(Reporter):
Hello, everybody, this is your action news reporter with all the news
that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There
seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see
what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I’s standin’ overe there by the tomaters, and here he
come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables,
nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t’ Ethel, I said, “Don’t
look, Ethel!” But it’s too late, she’d already been incensed.

(Chorus)
Here he comes, boogity, boogity
There he goes, boogity, boogity
And he ain’t wearin’ no clothes

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Boogity, boogity
Fastest thing on two feet
Boogity, boogity
He’s just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin’ give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Boogity, boogity
He likes to show off his physique
Boogity, boogity
If there’s an audience to be found
He’ll be streakin’ around
Invitin’ public critique

(Reporter):
This is your action news reporter once again, and we’re here at the gas
station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I’s just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared
out of the traffic. Come streakin’ around the grease rack there, didn’t
have nothin’ on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin’
her a cold drink. I hollered, “Don’t look, Ethel!” But it was too
late. She’d already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of
the shock absorbers.

(Chorus)
He ain’t crude, boogity, boogity
He ain’t lewd, boogity, boogity
He’s just in the mood to run in the nude

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Boogity, boogity
He likes to turn the other cheek
Boogity, boogity
He’s always makin’ the news
Wearin’ just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique

(Reporter):
Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym, covering
the disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see
what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. Half time, I’s just goin’ down thar to get Ethel a snow
cone. And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling, right
down the middle of the court. Didn’t have on nothing but his PF’s.
Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand. I hollered up
at Ethel, I said, “Don’t look, Ethel!” But it was too late. She’d
already got a free shot. Grandstandin’, right there in front of the
home team.

(Chorus) (Witness):
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak (Here he comes again.)
Boogity, boogity (Who’s that with him?)
The fastest thing on two feet (Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?)
Boogity, boogity (What do you think you’re doin’?)
He’s just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy (You git your clothes on!)
He’s gonna give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak (Ethel! Where you goin’?)
Boogity, boogity (Ethel, you shameless hussy! Say it isn’t so)
He likes to show off his physique
Boogity, boogity (Ethel! Ethelllllll!!!)
If there’s an audience to be found
He’ll be streakin’ around
Invitin’ public critique

Well played Flesh, but you’re giving your age away

Titanium Pig.1462:

Well played Flesh, but you’re giving your age away

I am?

Cool. How many years do you want? I won’t even charge for them. Free!!!