On a lovely afternoon I was walking on the streets of Lion’s Arch when two elderly lady stopped me. They were carrying a huge bible with silver fonts.
- Greetings Mister! We are the Witness of Yeti. May you want a bible?
It took me serious physical pain to force myself answer them:
- Look ma’am. Don’t you see that I am an asura? A scientist, a researcher… I believe in the Eternal Alchemy not in a human-made tale!
- The house of Lord is wide open either for asura, norn, sylvari or human. If you have any question we’re here to answer gladly.
- Erm. Okey. What scientific facts are there for you to prove the existence of your hypotetical god?
- Dear our little asura fellow. The faith should not and cannot be proved. A true believer is able to put down the logic and the mind. So you should.
- Okey. Thanks. Yesterday I heard the same thing from the followers of Mordremoth, before yesterday the Sons of Svanir told the same. I can assure you that your endeavors are well appreciated. By the way I think now I should introduce myself. My name is I Raven Hunter I, and I am the head asuran master of the tyrian research institution that is researching the cults of Tyria. Thanks to you now I am able to see the things from a brand-new aspect, so the conclusion of my research is: that you guys work together!
Then I sat into my golem and left alone the two shocked mad converter.
PS: I’m aiming the GW2 Twilight novel-writer prize.