Guild Wars 2

I got caught…

And then this…..

Kek’d/10
So edgy ;-)

Ah, that cell brings back memories.

However I still maintain I am completely innocent. I don’t know how that dolyak got into the Council chamber but I was as shocked as everyone else and had no part in it…or the events which followed.

Asuran prisons best prisons.

Greatest prison you can waypoint out of any time.

Asurans dont have prisons, only test subject holding areas.

Nemo.5609:

Greatest prison you can waypoint out of any time.

Excelsior.

When you’re waking up you’ve already been a test subject for several hours and and the Peacemakers took all your biometric data and created a felony report. The ticket and the receipt will be sent via mail later. The “prison cell” is actually an anaesthetic recovery room. That’s why we put several of you in one without any safety concerns.

Don’t worry, we keep the results and the embarrassing footage for our studies … ugh … I mean, we keep them save and hidden… cough

Then we test your Bookah level by checking how long it takes for you to leave. The more desperate you get, the higher your score. You’re free to use another great Asuran technology from now on to leave (the waypoints) whenever you want.

Zedek.8932:

Nemo.5609:

Greatest prison you can waypoint out of any time.

Excelsior.

When you’re waking up you’ve already been a test subject for several hours and and the Peacemakers took all your biometric data and created a felony report. The ticket and the receipt will be sent via mail later. The “prison cell” is actually an anaesthetic recovery room. That’s why we put several of you in one without any safety concerns.

Don’t worry, we keep the results and the embarrassing footage for our studies … ugh … I mean, we keep them save and hidden… cough

Then we test your Bookah level by checking how long it takes for you to leave. The more desperate you get, the higher your score. You’re free to use another great Asuran technology from now on to leave (the waypoints) whenever you want.

I got this from UFO Abductions and realized that with a few small modifications that it was eerily close to this situation.

Abductions are complex series of events and procedures directed by the abductors to passive or controlled abductees. In a typical or common abductions, [players] are taken out of their normal environment by aliens Asurans. The [players] are rendered passive and cannot resist. They are taken aboard, their clothes are removed and they are made to lie on a table. A series of physical, mental, and productive procedures are then administered to the subjects. [Player’s] physical bodies are probed and examined.

The aliens Asura perform staring procedures during which they gaze into abductees’ eyes at at distance of only an inch or two. These “mindscan” procedures appear to be neurological manipulations which give the aliens Asuras the ability to “enter into” peoples’ minds.

Sometimes abductees report that they are required to perform tasks, that they are “tested” in some way. They say that machines are brought in to examine them. They are returned to their normal environment and within seconds, they forget what has just happened to them.

Verrrryyy suspicious.

Just a flesh wound.3589:

Zedek.8932:

Nemo.5609:

Greatest prison you can waypoint out of any time.

Excelsior.

When you’re waking up you’ve already been a test subject for several hours and and the Peacemakers took all your biometric data and created a felony report. The ticket and the receipt will be sent via mail later. The “prison cell” is actually an anaesthetic recovery room. That’s why we put several of you in one without any safety concerns.

Don’t worry, we keep the results and the embarrassing footage for our studies … ugh … I mean, we keep them save and hidden… cough

Then we test your Bookah level by checking how long it takes for you to leave. The more desperate you get, the higher your score. You’re free to use another great Asuran technology from now on to leave (the waypoints) whenever you want.

I got this from UFO Abductions and realized that with a few small modifications that it was eerily close to this situation.

Abductions are complex series of events and procedures directed by the abductors to passive or controlled abductees. In a typical or common abductions, [players] are taken out of their normal environment by aliens Asurans. The [players] are rendered passive and cannot resist. They are taken aboard, their clothes are removed and they are made to lie on a table. A series of physical, mental, and productive procedures are then administered to the subjects. [Player’s] physical bodies are probed and examined.

The aliens Asura perform staring procedures during which they gaze into abductees’ eyes at at distance of only an inch or two. These “mindscan” procedures appear to be neurological manipulations which give the aliens Asuras the ability to “enter into” peoples’ minds.

Sometimes abductees report that they are required to perform tasks, that they are “tested” in some way. They say that machines are brought in to examine them. They are returned to their normal environment and within seconds, they forget what has just happened to them.

Verrrryyy suspicious.

I, for one, welcome our new alien Asura overlords.

Zedek.8932:

Nemo.5609:

Greatest prison you can waypoint out of any time.

Excelsior.

When you’re waking up you’ve already been a test subject for several hours and and the Peacemakers took all your biometric data and created a felony report. The ticket and the receipt will be sent via mail later. The “prison cell” is actually an anaesthetic recovery room. That’s why we put several of you in one without any safety concerns.

Don’t worry, we keep the results and the embarrassing footage for our studies … ugh … I mean, we keep them save and hidden… cough

Then we test your Bookah level by checking how long it takes for you to leave. The more desperate you get, the higher your score. You’re free to use another great Asuran technology from now on to leave (the waypoints) whenever you want.

I think it’s rather amusing that our methods needed to be explained to them.

Is that the one you land in when you jump off the edge of the city?

Menadena.7482:

Is that the one you land in when you jump off the edge of the city?

Officially: yes

On the other hand …

TheOrlyFactor.8341:

Just a flesh wound.3589:

Zedek.8932:

Nemo.5609:

Greatest prison you can waypoint out of any time.

Excelsior.

When you’re waking up you’ve already been a test subject for several hours and and the Peacemakers took all your biometric data and created a felony report. The ticket and the receipt will be sent via mail later. The “prison cell” is actually an anaesthetic recovery room. That’s why we put several of you in one without any safety concerns.

Don’t worry, we keep the results and the embarrassing footage for our studies … ugh … I mean, we keep them save and hidden… cough

Then we test your Bookah level by checking how long it takes for you to leave. The more desperate you get, the higher your score. You’re free to use another great Asuran technology from now on to leave (the waypoints) whenever you want.

I got this from UFO Abductions and realized that with a few small modifications that it was eerily close to this situation.

Abductions are complex series of events and procedures directed by the abductors to passive or controlled abductees. In a typical or common abductions, [players] are taken out of their normal environment by aliens Asurans. The [players] are rendered passive and cannot resist. They are taken aboard, their clothes are removed and they are made to lie on a table. A series of physical, mental, and productive procedures are then administered to the subjects. [Player’s] physical bodies are probed and examined.

The aliens Asura perform staring procedures during which they gaze into abductees’ eyes at at distance of only an inch or two. These “mindscan” procedures appear to be neurological manipulations which give the aliens Asuras the ability to “enter into” peoples’ minds.

Sometimes abductees report that they are required to perform tasks, that they are “tested” in some way. They say that machines are brought in to examine them. They are returned to their normal environment and within seconds, they forget what has just happened to them.

Verrrryyy suspicious.

I, for one, welcome our new alien Asura overlords.

Good, you can start by cleaning the beakers.