Guild Wars 2

So… I have tried creating a bunch of names (most taken)… but I have also seen a bunch of names that make me go LOL.

Anyways… what are some of the ones you’ve seen or thought of (taken or not) that are funny.

The Cat Burglar (Charr Thief)
Norn Warrior (Asuran Elementalist)

Zhaitan Dies in End (was removed by ANET lol)
SAB Farmer

Plinx Got Nerfed

:P

My favorite one that I’ve seen so far has been “Mikhail Gorbacharr.”

Although before the WvW culling fix, there was a thief named Cull Me Maybe. I laughed pretty hard at that one.

Holy Kittenz (Charr Warrior)

I Can Spell Good (my asuran ele)

Im Too Short (my asuran engi)

Stop And Stack On Me (or something similar, someone’s asuran guardian)

I keep meaning to make a fat Norn called “Norn Versus Food”

I am fond of my norn engineer Altdragg Splitstack. I had to use the extra g because someone stole my idea for the name back in beta >< Though a double g feels more nornly anyway.

Once I thought of him, no one in my guild ever again had to wonder how to break apart stacks of items in inventory.

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Holy Kittenz (Charr Warrior)

I Can Spell Good (my asuran ele)

Im Too Short (my asuran engi)

Stop And Stack On Me (or something similar, someone’s asuran guardian)

Lol, I remember when you were Holy Penor. I miss that name. :P

Also that asura is named Follow Me And Stack. He’s awesome, I wish I would have thought of that. xD

I’ve recently renamed all my toons Xenon with a letter to note the class. However I left my warrior alone. Her name is Show Me Your Crits.

I personally love my Charr’s name….oddly enough she isn’t my chef! LOL

Charrgril Roastfur

I’ve heard rumor of a Norn named: Bill Horn Science Norn

and that is just awesome

Les Mesmer Belle

Hmmm; not gonna list names of my own chars, because while those names usually have a meaning (which might be surprising), they aren’t that obvious and thus prolly not as funny.

So uhm, I’ve seen quite a few quite epic names. However, the only ones I can remember right now are the names of two Asura I’ve seen standing around in the mists (not at the same time). One was named “Dont Belittle Me” and the other one “Wish I Was Quaggan”.

Make a Norn called Hugh Jazz

Saw a guy named Son of Koss (looked just like Koss)
Also saw a norn named Rick Ross (looked kinda like Rick Ross lol)
Richard Cranium
Ben Dover
And the classic Ranger type guy named Will Feral.

Favorite that I have seen – Mesmerelda – my wife is ticked that someone beat her to that one. Favorite of my own toons…Asuran Eng – Oodles.