Guild Wars 2

To make up for overflowing on my quota of negativity, I’m gonna post something positive/amusing for a change!

Anyways…

“Hah, the charr will never get me up here!”

If only the rest of them knew how to float 10 feet above the air…

Darn show off puzzle jumpers. >.> Ask him if he is a Mesmer and can give me a port up there.

And another. Apologies for the spam posting that may follow, but I’m finding these one at a time. And there’s no way to put sentences and the attachments between each other (as far as I know).

This Risen was so dead tired, he decided to take a long break before de-spawning.

“Uh…is it still alive?”

“What are you looking at?”

“You’re dead, shouldn’t you vanish like every other Risen?”

“Shouldn’t you stay dead instead of waypointing back all the time? Stupid shrub. Make like a tree and leave, or I’ll send you to Zhaitan!”

“Oh fine. >.>”

And more ghosts somehow defying gravity. Teach us players how to do that, you show-offs! (shakes fist)

A crafting crier has mastered the art of flight so she can reach more new players to tell them all about making pretty jewelry!

Haha, quite good screens and stories to them

Oh deer…..

A bitz.3825:

Oh deer…..

Bwahaha. Like the outfit, by the way.

‘mob’ could be non-npc IMO. no fun screenshot, but we were in a small skirmish in EotM the other day. like 4 of us and 5 enemy players. We were all on a bridge, and everyone was invulnerable. Couldn’t hurt each other, even though we kept trying. I started dancing. Then I was Shield-of-Absorption’ed off the edge. It’s like: “uhhhh, I want to be killing you right now but I seem to not be able to”

Found a couple more in my screenshots! First we’ve got poor Logan Thackeray, the Vigil doesn’t want to be anywhere near those finely-armored legs. Look, they’re all desperately huddling away from him!

Next up is a deer who… seems perfectly content with grazing water. More power to him.

The rarely seen Tree Climbing Risen Abomination.

I didn’t take a screenshot but I was in Bloodtide Coast several months ago in the NE swamps where all the bandits are and saw a Siamoth way up in a tree. I tried to kill him but was unable to.

Back in days of old, when Lion’s Arch didn’t have it’s self destruct button pressed…

“Hey, aren’t you supposed to be invisible?”

“Aren’t you supposed to be going to Trehearne over there?”

“Well, seeing you here when you’re supposed to be invisible is far more interesting than seeing Microsoft Tim right now…”

“Touche…”

“Hmm, may I photocapture this? This is a nice beach, at least..”

Time for a photo shoot with a Personal Story boss!

This one’s also from way back. Someone once found a way to pull the Toxic Spider Queen all the way to Fort Salma. Hilarity ensued.

“By the gods! How did they pull that thing here?!”

“Call every soldier! We have to stop that thing!”

I wanna see if this could still be done…probably not.

Good stuff! got me to looking thru my shots, and I have to say this one was funniest with npc ever for me…in living story I always ran thru it even after story outleveled my characters…sigh..I had gotten the pants beat off of me…literally… this one time..and managed to catch this pic…

He doesn’t seem rattled, he seems like he wants to rattle someone else … !

(yes I had to – and I’m not sorry :-D)

Another one from way back. Wow. Trehearne is apparently a pro swimmer, being able to keep up with me and the Lionguard while carrying a mummy bandaged Mira. Maybe that’s why they like him so much. For all we know, he swims to Orr and back every time.

And now for the most popular hobby among Nightmare courtiers: Evil staring contests.

Before we escape from this volcano, lets have a nice lava bath. It’s just fine..

HI GUYS—-AHHH! IT’S TREHEARNE!

or…

DR. ZHAITANOMOPUS! BWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

This won’t end well.

I don’t want to handle these drakes.

First of all: Nice thread!

Contributing two pictures here. First one not having to do with npc’s… but ah well. Sometimes stuff just has some trouble loading, and things become… weird.

Second: I’m not sure if he’s making fun of me being salad or not >.>

Speaking of salads, this one has been a bad boy.

Caught in the act!

I don’t even know….

It never ends…

When LA was under Scarlets attack, we had to visit different towns to craft our items, so for me it was Black Citadel, I have crafted what I wanted and thought that I never rly explored this city, just rushed through it to complete map, as I had some unused tonics so why not run smth different than any other day? And I got to say that Charrs aren’t friendly for pigs

“Arrow cart. Kill.”

I find it funny that between a norn, my asura character, and the arrow cart nearby, the Risen thrall goes straight for the arrow cart (which isn’t alive…I think). Then again, that arrow cart probably had it coming.

“It is marvelous! The court will free them, and I will free you—hey, are you even listening?!”

“No.”

Time for another revival.

During a sandstorm, I found Ms. Three-Tees taking a break from her routine jog. She was kind enough to let me sit by her to shield against the sandstorm a bit.

I guess this is more of an adorable moment, no? :P

Vet Sub: Hey! Stop chopping my trees! Death, goo—-Ahh, Arrrrgh! Stop it, stop melting me! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

An awkward moment with a Black Lion Chest, of all things. Use one key, and it gives me two back. o.O

I’ve been swimming with the Moas in Bloodtide Coast since the Betas. Unfortunately, they aren’t listed amongst my Ranger’s Aquatic or Amphibious pet choices, so I went with my “Godzilla Precursor” instead.

Raise the Roof!

I think this issue has actually been fixed now. Hoelbrak is a pretty visible place for something like this, so he must’ve gotten a lot of bug reports to move to the head of the line.

Let sleeping Norns lie.

You still see this from time to time in Wayfarer Foothills near the Ice Wurms event chain. Passed out Norns, sometimes even walking in their sleep (labeled “Passed Out Warrior”, or something like that).

Mira is in my home instance. She’s in my bed in my home instance. She’s standing in my bed in my home instance. She was wounded at Claw Island, and shipped home to recover. I had taken the "commoner" branch of the Human storyline, and was raised by Andrew and Petra in this building. I later had Roleplayed at one time that this had been my bedroom growing up. Mira forced me to change rooms, and now she's just a crazy lady at the Tavern who jumps up and down on her mattress until I burst in and tell her to knock it off. I mean really! The plaster is falling into peoples drinks in the bar below. (Note the Town Clothes – I reported this glitch a long time ago.

Mira just creeps me out.

Also in the Human Home instance is a Priory Scholar named Josir. He’s really beside himself. A really disturbing effect, but it’s not two figures on top of one another since there’s only one name tag. I think he’s from Siam originally.

This guy outside of LA. So creepy.

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An awkward moment with a Black Lion Chest, of all things. Use one key, and it gives me two back. o.O

I should have taken a screenshot of the time I got a ticket and a scrap.

I found a Land Shark

Well… heh heh, okay then.

Tachenon.5270:

Well… heh heh, okay then.

That grin. /shudder
…I need an adult.

Tachenon.5270:

Well… heh heh, okay then.

Hannibal Lectasura

I’ve seen things, man.

as you wish my friend….as you wish..

drytop season 1:
we find a dying Zepherite, Kasmeer leans down and says “I adore what you’re wearing, i must get a dress in that colour!”

Yeah right :|

/15dancingcharr