Beggars in Guildwars 2
I loooove messing with beggars. I usually reply with either something wildly inappropriate, or something so uncomfortable they leave the map. Last guy that begged me for money was in LA and I broke out with the silence of the lambs line about “the lotion on it’s skin” except I linked him a stack of butter and told him to put it on, it was hilarious. Had people in map chat falling out of their chairs, because at first he thought I was serious and was about to do it for some gold ^.^
~Surrender fiend and you will get an easy death
~I could promise you the same…but it would be a lie…
I keep sending them 2 copper and then play dumb when they tell me I’m doing it wrong. They can get quite rude for someone getting FREE COPPER!
You can also send them 2 gold ores for similarly amusing results.
I haven’t had anyone beg me for gold…yet.
I don’t spend a whole lot of time in LA though, unless I’m crafting.