Belcher’s Bluff; too frustrating to be fun

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Posted by: Arkham Creed.7358

Arkham Creed.7358

Three days. I’ve being trying to beat that kitten norn for three effing days. I’ve tried every strategy I could find, I’ve tried wasting all my gold on healing power gear to buff the heal I get from water, and I’ve tried just waiting for the random luck RNG BS that this whole mini-game is built around to win. Nothing. Oh I’ve been close, but when he gets down to about 10% health he catches my every bluff, blocks my every heal, and spams his signature, making it literally impossible to win.

Who came up with this crap? And this is after he’s been nerfed?

I’m told that regeneration boosters will help, but I really don’t want to think that Arena Net has gone pay-to-win. I mean after all, those boosters are pretty much only available through the cash shop by way of Black Lion keys. I guess you could, in theory, get them from dailies, or get the keys from dailies, but then I’ve been doing my daily since they added rewards for them and gotten exactly zero regeneration boosters or keys, so I kind of doubt the truthfulness of that.

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Posted by: Cloudwalkernz.1328

Cloudwalkernz.1328

Food and regeneration boaster don’t work anymore (at least 15 mins ago when I tried). It seems that is only thing Anet decided to fix.

I agree with the op regarding to Belcher. I don’t mind difficult but I hate games that are totally depended on luck to win. It make me rage so bad that I have to stop or I may break another keyboard.

For people who say there is a pattern. they are seeing pattern on things that is random. Much like seeing the face of Jesus on the pizza you just ordered. I read most of the guides on the net and none seems to work. The only thing seems to work will be pure luck and persistence. Skills seems to have nothing to do with it.

Belcher is obvious designed for people with no skills and a lot of time on their hands.

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Posted by: aeneq.1760

aeneq.1760

RNGing belcher bluff will not work. There are strategies listed online for all of these…

Adnul is quite hard to defeat due to his special move which prevent you from using Bluff for three rounds. Additionally, Adnul love to use his Belch on your heals. It may take you quite a few attempts to defeat him.

  • The signature move best used against him is Boast from Caiwyn. Use this skill when you are at very low health and forced to drink due to Adnul’s buff.
  • Watch for his buff and try to get in Bluffs between his buffs to prevent taking damage from drinking.

I did him in my 7th try I believe, basically bluff like crazy when you can, dont use your other abilities and save those for when you cant bluff and then as specified when you have to drink and are on low health use the Boast skill first.

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Posted by: Arkham Creed.7358

Arkham Creed.7358

RNGing belcher bluff will not work. There are strategies listed online for all of these…

Adnul is quite hard to defeat due to his special move which prevent you from using Bluff for three rounds. Additionally, Adnul love to use his Belch on your heals. It may take you quite a few attempts to defeat him.

  • The signature move best used against him is Boast from Caiwyn. Use this skill when you are at very low health and forced to drink due to Adnul’s buff.
  • Watch for his buff and try to get in Bluffs between his buffs to prevent taking damage from drinking.

I did him in my 7th try I believe, basically bluff like crazy when you can, dont use your other abilities and save those for when you cant bluff and then as specified when you have to drink and are on low health use the Boast skill first.

And what do you do if he doesn’t stop using is buff? At all? Those “strategies” are all reactionary and totally dependent on the NPC “deciding” to let them work. Sometimes the norn will use his buff every now and again, sometimes he uses it nearly every time. Sometimes he waits until he is at about half health to use it, sometimes he starts right away. There is no pattern, there is no strategy. There is only a tactic that occasionally works because the RNG is in your favor.

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Posted by: Cloudwalkernz.1328

Cloudwalkernz.1328

RNGing belcher bluff will not work. There are strategies listed online for all of these…

Adnul is quite hard to defeat due to his special move which prevent you from using Bluff for three rounds. Additionally, Adnul love to use his Belch on your heals. It may take you quite a few attempts to defeat him.

  • The signature move best used against him is Boast from Caiwyn. Use this skill when you are at very low health and forced to drink due to Adnul’s buff.
  • Watch for his buff and try to get in Bluffs between his buffs to prevent taking damage from drinking.

I did him in my 7th try I believe, basically bluff like crazy when you can, dont use your other abilities and save those for when you cant bluff and then as specified when you have to drink and are on low health use the Boast skill first.

If you going to quote a strategy from Dulfy.net, you should list the source. http://dulfy.net/2013/07/08/gw2-belchers-bluff-activity-guide/#more-46277

I guess luck /RNG is on your side. I been doing it for like 3hrs and no luck.

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Posted by: Randulf.7614

Randulf.7614

I got there after a straight hour of trying. Some naughty words were expleted on the road to success mind!

There is some strategy as stated above, but it is tempered by also needing luck sadly.

Bluff when as much as you can get away with, keep your reduced damage buff handy and time your belches so you don’t get caught with only “drink” off cooldown. Sounds easy..it of course isn’t and you need to hope you get him using the right skills against you when you need it.

Very annoying, was glad when it was done!!!! Kudos for sticking it out for 3 days…I’d have caved or broken my keyboard!

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Posted by: Lighthammer.3280

Lighthammer.3280

you can use box of fun, pop it near you, set it to transform, start a brawl, transform to a pig or whatever and watch him suicide.

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Posted by: Amstel Steel.2058

Amstel Steel.2058

Tip #1: Keep forfeiting the match until both of you belch at the start.
Tip #2: Bluff less than 2 seconds before you need to drink.
Tip #3: Belch before healing halfway through.
Tip #4: Boast is used no less than ~2k hp if you can heal. ~2.8k if heal is on cd.


422223122234223211431142322Boast13411341 Look for the patterns and adjust to rng.

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Posted by: Viking Jorun.5413

Viking Jorun.5413

I used “For Science!” And ended the fight after 5 days of trying with 6k HP. Felt so good.

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Posted by: aeneq.1760

aeneq.1760


If you going to quote a strategy from Dulfy.net, you should list the source. http://dulfy.net/2013/07/08/gw2-belchers-bluff-activity-guide/#more-46277

I guess luck /RNG is on your side. I been doing it for like 3hrs and no luck.

Never claimed it was my strategy tho, and yes I maybe should have mentioned Dulfy but on the other hand that is the major online source for GW2 so one could almost say that was inferred.

Also I have seen similar content in other strategies not from Dulfy, now if Dulfy was the original source or not I have no idea.

But that said yes maybe I should have pointed to the Dulfy belching achievement guide as a reference.

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Posted by: Vayne.8563

Vayne.8563

I beat him, using my own strategy, which is pretty much just common sense any way and not particularly different from Dulfy’s.

Bluff whenever you can.
Heal when you can if you need to.
If your heal and your belch are both available and you don’t need to heal, use the belch first. If you do need to heal, always use the heal before the belch, and follow immediately with the belch (since you’ll only have to bluff twice then to get your heal).
Needless to say never drink.
I don’t use my elite until I’m under 6000 points.

It took me ages, doing the same strategy over and over again to win. I almost won several times and got him down to just about zero once, but it still took me hours.

It is based on luck, as well as knowing that to do. But once you do the strategy you need luck to beat him.

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Posted by: Arkham Creed.7358

Arkham Creed.7358

Thankfully I don’t need to beat him. I got my sixteen achievements for the meta and the new mining node without that one. So that norn can kiss my….never mind.

Regardless, I still think something needs to be done about this mini-game. It is planned to be a new fixture in the world, and frankly that just won’t do considering how buggy and unbalanced it is.

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Posted by: JohnSar.2837

JohnSar.2837

I adored the OP’s opinion: “I can’t win so it’s not fun”. My guildies and I won the norn after a few tries each so I’ll make a thread “Belcher’s Bluff; too easy to be fun”.

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Posted by: Chopps.5047

Chopps.5047

Step one: roll ranger

Step two: level to 80 and get all the skill points to open Spirit of Nature

Step three: cast spirit of nature before the match starts

Is this cheating? I don’t think so. I am a ranger extraordinaire. Regeneration is in my blood. That spirit elite called itself because it knew I was in trouble. That Norn I faced? He rolled warrior. That was HIS mistake, not mine!

Tin Foil Hat Hearer »—> Ranger Extraordinaire »—> “Be like water…”

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Posted by: Yargesh.4965

Yargesh.4965

I did the bluff before with a food buff. After reading this I did it again. Not a huge difference now, the human was actually more of a problem than the norn. It is possible. If you are frustrated leave it and come back. You just can’t learn or enjoy when you are frustrated.

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Posted by: Algreg.3629

Algreg.3629

it is very frustrating, but the Belcher´s bluff achievements section gives you a big amount of points on the other hand. Seems like a fair trade. That dude really had me banging my head on my desk. Take a break, come back with a more relaxed mind. The other grandmasters were so easy to beat I only bothered to understand the strategy of this game (yes, there is quite some luck involved with Adnul, I admit that) when I ran into the norn brick wall. Give it some more tries here and there, stop when you are too frustrated. Eventually, you will beat him.

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Posted by: LanfearShadowflame.3189

LanfearShadowflame.3189

It took me….oh gosh….well over an hour…probably closer to 2, to beat that norn. I did use ‘boast’ between 3k and 4k hp (I think).

I watched Dulfy’s vid for him, and basically copied her keystrokes. If he leads with his belch, it works pretty well. If he leads with anything else….yeah, I lose every time, no matter what I try.

…Side note, I never thought to use food in any of my games, but I still managed to beat them all. =)

Don’t look at me like that. Whatever you’ve heard, it’s probably not true.

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Posted by: Enola B Twenty Nine.2631

Enola B Twenty Nine.2631

Indeed, even though I dislike jumping puzzles, give one over this annoying game. I have no clue of what is going on. I have read info, watched dulfy’s vid’s, but I just don’t get how it works. This mini game is the pits.