Guild Wars 2

Is this the best patchnote of all time?

• Fixed an erroneous message that occurred while gliding that claimed miniatures were being hidden due to server population.

I don’t get it =P

I’m glad they fixed it; it was showing up every time I used a glider.

No. It’d have to be:

The Arcane Council admits the Asura are inferior to the Charr.

Sadly, it hasn’t happened yet. They’re still in denial.

~EW

The best note is that miniatures will no longer be deactivated. Auto-miniature was an awesome addition, and that bug introduced where it would shut off sucked. Glad they finally nailed it down and got it ironed out. Now I can enjoy my minis without having to remember to re-enable them when they bug out.

Nah, the best patch note is still:

Bongo the One-Eyed now has the appropriate number of eyes

It’d take something monumental to eclipse that.

Ariurotl.3718:

Nah, the best patch note is still:

Bongo the One-Eyed now has the appropriate number of eyes

It’d take something monumental to eclipse that.

Good call! That was my second favourite.

Fixed a server crash

EphemeralWallaby.7643:

No. It’d have to be:

The Arcane Council admits the Asura are inferior to the Charr.

Sadly, it hasn’t happened yet. They’re still in denial.

~EW

~is aghast~.

How…how could you?

These are some good ones, but the best would be:

Chronomancer

• Fixed an exploit that allowed chronomancers to go back in time and kill their opponents in PvP before the match began.

Tarasicodissa.7084:

These are some good ones, but the best would be:

Chronomancer

• Fixed an exploit that allowed chronomancers to go back in time and kill their opponents in PvP before the match began.

I forgot about the April Fool’s “update,” thanx for recalling that! That was such a fun read:

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/info/updates/Game-Update-Notes-April-1-2016-Part-2/first#post6076086

~EW

I’m inordinately fond of the patch note that says

Fixed a server crash

It says so much while saying so little

It’s… It’s (and now I feel a song coming on)

♪ It’s poetry in motion
Mm, but ANet blinded me with science!
“ANet blinded me with science!” ♪

♪ I can hear machinery
“Blinding me with science, science!” ♪
“Science!”

♪ The spheres’re in commotion
The elements in harmony. ♪

Just a flesh wound.3589:

I’m inordinately fond of the patch note that says

Fixed a server crash

It says so much while saying so little

It’s… It’s (and now I feel a song coming on)

♪ It’s poetry in motion
Mm, but ANet blinded me with science!
“ANet blinded me with science!” ♪

♪ I can hear machinery
“Blinding me with science, science!” ♪
“Science!”

♪ The spheres’re in commotion
The elements in harmony. ♪

That’s some real Weird Science there Fleshy.

Endless Soul.5178:

Just a flesh wound.3589:

I’m inordinately fond of the patch note that says

Fixed a server crash

It says so much while saying so little

It’s… It’s (and now I feel a song coming on)

♪ It’s poetry in motion
Mm, but ANet blinded me with science!
“ANet blinded me with science!” ♪

♪ I can hear machinery
“Blinding me with science, science!” ♪
“Science!”

♪ The spheres’re in commotion
The elements in harmony. ♪

That’s some real Weird Science there Fleshy.

Sometimes I think weird science is what ANet uses in its decisions.

Those are hilarious where are the patch notes at?

EphemeralWallaby.7643:

No. It’d have to be:

The Arcane Council admits the Asura are inferior to the Charr.

Sadly, it hasn’t happened yet. They’re still in denial.

~EW

Hahaha, and you think the Arcane Council opinion could have ANY wheight? XD ! Hilarious.

Another funny and self-ironic note coming with the April fools update was:

Berserker

• Fixed a bug that allowed warriors to get kills in Ranked PvP.

Probably the WvW updates:

North Keep: One of the village residents will now flee if their home is destroyed.
Added a new hay bale to the southeast side of the Desert borderlands.

OK, I was looking at the april fools patch notes again, I saw one that looked like it would be VERY unique if it was actually used, and it would change the necromancer forever.

Necromancer
-Death shroud can now only be activated from the downed state.