Guild Wars 2

I’m bored so…..

Hammer smash to you face leave your jaw outta place
Lotus Strike, Back Stabbin’, Stealthin’ without a trace

I’m like a Charr, savage and fiending for some meat
Thief droppin’ nubs, watch ‘em fall like a toilet seat

Got an Ele burning you like Nero did Rome
Got you stiff as a log in a funeral home

Cuz it’s “F” to finish you
You been playing 9 months (scrub) why you actin’ new

Guard spinnin’ with that greatsword lookin’ like a figure skater
I love killin’ nubs, and sayin’ see ya later

Rangers kill you baddes dead, ya’ reaction time is slow
Sylvari is wrong, “All things ain’t gotta right to grow”

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[chorus x2]
Killin’ people in PvP, it relieves some stress
Failing IRL, but I do my best

Gonna play GW till the lights go out
No payin’ bills, rather have gems, that’s no doubt

Was in college had kids, and a house
Thanx Guild Wars now I lost my spouse

That’s okay, play till the day I die
I gotta admit, it beats getting high

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My Asura don’t need to be six feet tall, he cut you from the bottom up
Offended? Here’s my care cup. Is it empty? Yup!

See me in PvP, dogg, run the other way
Cuz I be predator and you be the prey

It’s like I got diplomatic immunity, killin’ scrubs with impunity
I mangle all Tyria’s races, equal opportunity

Master this game, Anet gonna fly me out to Bellevue
Gimme VIP treatment, and say “You a beast man, look at you”

Hop on a rig and show ‘em some kills
Make ‘em balance classes around my skills

[chorus x2]

Sylvari Song

we are the best
your friendly neighborhood
Salad heads
We perspire
Vitamins and minerals
We are sprouting fast
No need for aderall

We exist to convert
CO2 to oxygen
So don’t worry my friend
While we kick you in the butt
And send you to the spawn
Have no worries
We’re still a fixture in your lawn.

I lol’d at

It’s like I got diplomatic immunity, killin’ scrubs with impunity
I mangle all Tyria’s races, equal opportunity

alcopaul.2156:

Sylvari Song

we are the best
your friendly neighborhood
Salad heads
We perspire
Vitamins and minerals
We are sprouting fast
No need for aderall

We exist to convert
CO2 to oxygen
So don’t worry my friend
While we kick you in the butt
And send you to the spawn
Have no worries
We’re still a fixture in your lawn.

Haha, I like that. +1

Did you see the thread the other day, the resurrected one about “racism” in Tyria? It mentioned slurs like “Salad Head.” The OP was serious too…. Funny thread…. very funny.

I love the GW community. Best MMO community ever (no sarcasm). <3

alcopaul.2156:

Sylvari Song

we are the best
your friendly neighborhood
Salad heads
We perspire
Vitamins and minerals
We are sprouting fast
No need for aderall

We exist to convert
CO2 to oxygen
So don’t worry my friend
While we kick you in the butt
And send you to the spawn
Have no worries
We’re still a fixture in your lawn.

lol nice come back +1