Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
– Unknown Fire Elementalist
I love cats. I grew up with them, and can hardly remember a time when I didn’t have cats. So when the game gave me the opportunity to add them to my Home Instance, I jumped at the chance.
As much as I love cats, I was shocked to discover that Tyrian cats do not return the feeling. I stepped into my Home Instance this evening only to have one of my cats “give me the bird”.
How disillusioning.
Now, now, Hamfast, you know that cats giving you birds is a sign of affection and warmth. It’s the only way they know to show they think you’re worth keeping alive — they feed you.
I think i’m doing this right. I mean, the first one is probably more your style…the second i dont know if many will get…
Pics or it didn’t happen I say!
The snowball chasing cats do return the love, though. You could play catch with those fellers all night long.
HamfastI love cats. I grew up with them, and can hardly remember a time when I didn’t have cats.
I’m sorry. I believe there must be someone somewhere that can offer therapy for that.
Signed,
Dog Lover
ArenaNet Communications Manager
HamfastI love cats. I grew up with them, and can hardly remember a time when I didn’t have cats.
I’m sorry. I believe there must be someone somewhere that can offer therapy for that.
Signed,
Dog Lover
Now you need to stop that right meow!
HamfastI love cats. I grew up with them, and can hardly remember a time when I didn’t have cats.
I’m sorry. I believe there must be someone somewhere that can offer therapy for that.
Signed,
Dog Lover
Now you need to stop that right meow!
Think you are barking up the wrong tree there.
Signed
Another Dog Lover
There’s a cat in Lion’s Arch that is going to get sprayed with a water bottle if it mouths off to me again while running between crafting stations and the trading post.
I miss the wvw crafting stations
HamfastI love cats. I grew up with them, and can hardly remember a time when I didn’t have cats.
I’m sorry. I believe there must be someone somewhere that can offer therapy for that.
Signed,
Dog Lover
Now you need to stop that right meow!
Think you are barking up the wrong tree there.
Signed
Another Dog Lover
Her comment was purrfectly justified. I think you should paws and consider the situation before you go out on a limb.
Now, now, Hamfast, you know that cats giving you birds is a sign of affection and warmth. It’s the only way they know to show they think you’re worth keeping alive — they feed you.
Actually, it means the cat things you suck at hunting, and is showing you how it’s done.
Judgemental animals, those felines.
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