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Posted by: Cowrex.9564

Cowrex.9564

It would be pretty weird if we are able to get meat from centuars, humans, quaggans and the like and be able to cook them. Anyone up for a centaur burger? I heard it tastes like horses but with a punch

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Posted by: Girlsgonewow.1032

Girlsgonewow.1032

I don’t want to be a cannibal..

“Come, my friends.
’Tis is not too late to seek a newer world.”
-“Ulysses”, by Alred, Lord Tennyson

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Posted by: digiowl.9620

digiowl.9620

Play a charr then

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Posted by: Slyder.9215

Slyder.9215

With a Sylvari Salad with Quaggan Oil Dressing.

Maybe with a side of Asura Finger Fries and Charr Meat Skewers.

Yum

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Posted by: Neb.4170

Neb.4170

You now realize Guild Wars has centaurs but has no horses.

Strange eh?

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Posted by: Slyder.9215

Slyder.9215

I wonder if Tengu Eggs taste nice. (Do they even lay eggs?)

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Posted by: Cowrex.9564

Cowrex.9564

What if the horses went extinct because the centaurs are the horses? Humans + Horses= Centaurs

…dang…what were the humans thinking…

P.S. The burger taste better with Charr blood and Norn juice.

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Posted by: darghe.3072

darghe.3072

Please dont enlighten me what Norn Juice is..

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Posted by: Gallrvaghn.4921

Gallrvaghn.4921

You now realize Guild Wars has centaurs but has no horses.

Strange eh?

All the black cows ate the horses

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later. It doesn’t care that I’m there.”

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Posted by: Scourge.4317

Scourge.4317

The centaur saw the horses as competition and wiped them out. True story.

IV.All things have a right to grow….accept horses.
V. Never leave a wrong to ripen into evil or sorrow. Obviously speaking of horses.

VII. From the smallest blade of grass to the largest mountain, where life goes—so, too, should you. Unless you’re a horse.

Unedited version of the Ventari Tablet. Read it in the Tyrian Tabloid.

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Posted by: Chessrook.8643

Chessrook.8643

You’re not the first to suggest the tastes of other races. https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/lore/Tastiest-Race/first#post1190123

Fun fact: Some NPC in the game makes a comment about something “Tasting like harpy”…