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Posted by: Chrono.6928

Chrono.6928

Title says it all. The more eye rolls the better. I’ll get it started.

2 norn walk into a bar, the asuran walks under it.

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Posted by: Lahmia.2193

Lahmia.2193

I’m thinking of starting a Mining business in Arah.
I hear there’s good Orr there.

Surrender and serve me in life, or die and slave for me in death.

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Posted by: Crimson Clouds.4853

Crimson Clouds.4853

What’s a norn’s favourite weapon?

Nothing- they just use their bear hands!

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Posted by: Chrono.6928

Chrono.6928

^Both of those are actually pretty funny!

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Posted by: Noir.3204

Noir.3204

Anet Announcement made October 5th 2015 following amazing responses and reviews of their final Beta Weekend event before launch, “Due to Trahearne’s popularity throughout our Guild Wars 2 community, We are proud to announce that Justin Bieber will be voicing this character in our upcoming expansion!”

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Posted by: Undeadkemea.4865

Undeadkemea.4865

Anet Announcement made October 5th 2015 following amazing responses and reviews of their final Beta Weekend event before launch, “Due to Trahearne’s popularity throughout our Guild Wars 2 community, We are proud to announce that Justin Bieber will be voicing this character in our upcoming expansion!”

That’s horrible, shame on you xD

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Posted by: Crimson Clouds.4853

Crimson Clouds.4853

Another bear related one for added cringe:

What happens if you shave a baby kodan?

Nothing much, but it will be a little bear.

(edited by Crimson Clouds.4853)

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Posted by: Ariurotl.3718

Ariurotl.3718

- Why was an asura turned away at the restaurant?
- He forgot to bookah table.

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Posted by: Oreithyia.3064

Oreithyia.3064

Anet Announcement made October 5th 2015 following amazing responses and reviews of their final Beta Weekend event before launch, “Due to Trahearne’s popularity throughout our Guild Wars 2 community, We are proud to announce that Justin Bieber will be voicing this character in our upcoming expansion!”

That’s horrible, shame on you xD

so then… will Trahearne be Canadian? the maple leaf would fit a sylvari perfectly.

How many Asuran does it take to change change a lightbulb?
-none, they’re bright enough.

(I’m sorry. u_U")

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Posted by: mcwurth.2081

mcwurth.2081

soon

/15char

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Posted by: Blude.6812

Blude.6812

How much grind is there in GW2???

None.

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Posted by: Ezkiel.7059

Ezkiel.7059

Here is an extra cheesy one.

Why did Sylvari run away from restaurant without looking back?

They ware offering 15 versions of salad.

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Posted by: paintpixie.7398

paintpixie.7398

Some of these are actually pretty funny.

I’m sorry, I’m really not witty enough to come up with any of my own, though. : /

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Posted by: Tuomir.1830

Tuomir.1830

What happened to the Voice of Honor of the Waves?

She died for ursines.

Only fools and heroes charge in without a plan.

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Posted by: Xstein.2187

Xstein.2187

What happens when Sylvari go tanning to much?
They are burnt into charr!

What happens when Sylvari don’t tan enough?
Well, its safe to say that they are one pale tree.

Lägertha Lothbrök: PvE Mesmer
Schrödingers Clone: PvP Mesmer

(edited by Xstein.2187)

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Posted by: Saku Joe.2857

Saku Joe.2857

Balancing!

(sry that one is a bit salty)

Congratz Anet cunts, u finally made me uninstall your S H I T.

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Posted by: Chrono.6928

Chrono.6928

I personally like the npc’s in divinity reach talking to each other.

Man: then i said i wish you were be more like lyssa
Woman: sacrilege and tasteful at the same time, nice.

Yay blasphemous 3-some jokes ^^

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Posted by: Labjax.2465

Labjax.2465

What error message did Trahearne get when he tried to lead the pact against Mordremoth using the power of the internet? “Mordremoth’s Vines are blocking the way.”

What do you call a ley line that isn’t working? A deleyed line.

How many Charr does it take to screw in a light bulb? Six. Five to shout at the lightbulb to get in there and one to smash it with a hammer. Oops, guess that should be “screw up a light bulb.”

What did the Sylvari wife say to her husband when he asked about moving to a different area? “I’m trying to lay down roots here.”

Did you hear about what the Charr did to that human territory? Ascalon next time you’re mowing one.

Trahearne walks into a bar. No one cares.

What do you call it when a Charr spends too much time out in the heat, investigating someone? Charrbroiled Steakout.

Or words to that effect.

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Posted by: Chrono.6928

Chrono.6928

What do you call a charr with half a brain? Gifted!

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Posted by: Ephemiel.5694

Ephemiel.5694

Druids.

Laugh please.

“Would you kindly?”

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Posted by: newbihack.7180

newbihack.7180

Shake it off! For Great Justice

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Posted by: Dayra.7405

Dayra.7405

Why do Charr like Asura GS Warrior?

Nice crispy snack with tooth cleaner included.

Ceterum censeo SFR esse delendam!

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Posted by: Scoundrel.2139

Scoundrel.2139

Are you sure those calculations are correct?

Asura’s I can be…

Veni, Vidi, Victa.
Quidquid Latine Dictum Sit, Altum Videtur

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Posted by: Avectius.3271

Avectius.3271

Alright, I got one.

Here’s a list of games that are better than Guild Wars 2:

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Posted by: notebene.3190

notebene.3190

I heard one the other day that made me laugh.

How does Trahearne change a light bulb?

“Commander, a word.”

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Posted by: Tman.6349

Tman.6349

A Norn stumbles into a doctor’s office.
“What seems to be Ale-ing you?”

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Posted by: suffish.4150

suffish.4150

2 people walk into a restaurant. To their surprise it is totally empty. After a while Rytlock Brimstone comes to take their order, they tell him what they want and he goes away. A long time passes and nothing has been given to them so they ask Rytlock why they haven’t got their food yet, to which he replies “We serve no one!” (If you watched the HoT launch trailer you’ll get it).

It’s awful I know but it’s the best I could do!

PvP- Stronlo Beastmaster (Ranger)
PvE- Grolex (Warrior)
PvP rank: 20 Rating: 1864 (season 7)

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Posted by: paintpixie.7398

paintpixie.7398

Since it hasn’t been added yet, I know I saw that somebody here on the forums had this as their signature, and I thought it was pretty funny.

What’s Queen Jennah’s favorite movie?
Logan’s Run

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Posted by: Ariurotl.3718

Ariurotl.3718

Why did Mordremoth and Zhaitan’s acting careers fail?
Mordremoth was wooden and Zhaitan corpsed a lot.

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Posted by: CadeRG.4508

CadeRG.4508

I don’t want to play that race, Norn will I ever want to!

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Posted by: CorrynnStarr.7942

CorrynnStarr.7942

Here is a funny one…

Attachments:

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Posted by: Henke.6379

Henke.6379

It’s raining Charrs and Dogs!

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Posted by: Neural.1824

Neural.1824

Since it hasn’t been added yet, I know I saw that somebody here on the forums had this as their signature, and I thought it was pretty funny.

What’s Queen Jennah’s favorite movie?
Logan’s Run

:)

5 Norns walk into a bar, and the bartender says “Well, we’re in the black for the year.”

Where are my gem sales? I want gem sales! Nerf EVERYTHING!

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Posted by: Azure The Heartless.3261

Azure The Heartless.3261

Why do the mordrem husks avoid the Orrian Sea?

They never bring their swimming trunks.

badummtss

Resident Disgruntled, Coffee-drinking Charr.
Zarin Mistcloak(THF) Valkyrie Mistblade(WAR) Kossori Mistwalker(REV) Durendal Mistward(GRD)
I used to think (build op, pls nerf) like you, but then I took a nerf to the knee.

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Posted by: Rauderi.8706

Rauderi.8706

Ah, so glad to see some humor around here!

When push comes to shove, you can always count on a Ranger.

#PointBlankShot

Many alts; handle it!
“I’m finding companies should sell access to forums,
it seems many like them better than the games they comment on.” -Horrorscope.7632

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Posted by: Crimson Clouds.4853

Crimson Clouds.4853

Why shouldn’t you squash sparkflies during a date?

You’ll spoil it by killing the ambients.

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Posted by: Carlin Sanders.3587

Carlin Sanders.3587

not necessarily a joke related to the game per se but it made me laugh anyway when my friend said it.

“Just ignore some of those forum posts. a lot of people there are more jaded than the luxon sea.”

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Posted by: Crimson Clouds.4853

Crimson Clouds.4853

not necessarily a joke related to the game per se but it made me laugh anyway when my friend said it.

“Just ignore some of those forum posts. a lot of people there are more jaded than the luxon sea.”

Heehee, this one made me chuckle.

Ok, more terrible cringe-inducing jokes from me:

Why is shopping so expensive in Eastern Ascalon?

Because everything there is branded.


How do you make a s’more in Tyria?

Braham Crackers and Marsh Murellows


What kind of elder dragon would you stick on your fridge?

A Jormagnet


How do you keep smuggling a charr a secret?

Don’t let the cat out of the bag.

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Posted by: DarkWasp.7291

DarkWasp.7291

Terrible one coming up.

A Mesmer meets up with his Chronomancer friend:

Mesmer: I heard you new guys can think reeeaaaaally fast because of this thing called “alacrity,” how do you do it?

Chronomancer: Well………………

^ Uses Guild Wars 2 character screenshots for desktop wallpapers.

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Posted by: Crimson Clouds.4853

Crimson Clouds.4853

I saw a Sylvari in jail last night, said he had threatened to kill Queen Jennah.

Who would’ve thought a Sylvari would try to commit Tree-son.
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A rowdy drunk norn would rather be sitting in front of a bar instead of behind them.

But I guess trying to prevent a Norn from partying is a bit of a moot point.


Considering their newly discovered dragon-spawn status, for their own safety and ours, remaining sylvari in the vicinity need to make like a tree and leave.

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Posted by: bamba.6401

bamba.6401

What did the the Centaur that wanted to be a dog say?
Hoof Hoof.

Why dont people go to Southsun to kill undead?
There is no risen.

Sorry i had to xD

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Posted by: Bean Muncher.5197

Bean Muncher.5197

What did Trahearne say when he fell into the Great Collapse?

“This well won’t end.”

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Posted by: Nannabie.6943

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1: Knock Knock
2: Who’s there?
1: An Asura
2: An Asura who?
1: An Asura, I cant reach the doorbell

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Posted by: Nannabie.6943

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There was a male Human and his friend, and the friends brothers wife, a female Charr and her mother-in-law, a neighbor to the mother-in-law and an Asura female and her close male friend, a male Norn and a sister to his friend’s best friend and a female Sylvari, they all wanted to go on a raid, but it did’t work out so they all went home.

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Posted by: CadeRG.4508

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What did the Risen say when the man asked for directions to Lion’s Arch?

There, over there!

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Posted by: khani.4786

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What did Braham say when he heard his mom’s ship got shot down?

Eir today…Garm tomorrow.

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Posted by: oshilator.4681

oshilator.4681

If an asura fails at something, could you say they “came up short”?

Headdesk

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

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How many Charr does it take to light a bar-b-que pit?

I don’t know, but there are a lot of Charr out there with the last name of Burntfur.

Be careful what you ask for
ANet may give it to you.

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Posted by: Crimson Clouds.4853

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How does Trahearne like his steaks?

… Well done

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