Guild Wars 2

Some more fun with the various classes in Guild Wars 2.

What sort of catch phrase would you give to the GW2 classes?

Here’s mine:

Warrior: Roll One – Everyone else does!
Guardian: Because killing something isn’t nearly as satisfying as never dying!
Necromancer: We stay true to our profession. Even through getting nerfed to death, we keep coming back!
Thief: Because playing hide and seek is awesome!
Mesmer: Suffering from split-personality disorder since 2012!
Engineer: Join us or we’ll blow everything to smitherines!
Elementalists: Fire – Do we need to say anything else?
Ranger: Ummm… we have pets and go ‘Pew Pew!’

Warrior: I can do everything!
Elementalist: Make me swap attunements one more time..

Necromancer: Awful in PvE, broken everywhere else

Ranger: “C’mon nerf me again”.

Elementalists: I’m alive !! … wait no, not anymore.

Warrior: KKKKILLLLLLRRRRROOOOOOYYYYY SSSSSSTTTTTTOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEKKKKKIIINNNNNNNNNNN!!
Guardian: BY ODGEN’S HAMMER, WHAT SAVINGS!
Ranger: Say hello to my little friend!
Elementalist: Collateral damage is my specialty.
Mesmer: Looketh over there. HAH! Madest thou look.
Necromancer: My day begins when yours ends!
Thief: I see you, do you see me?
Engineer: Somebody call for an exterminator?

Ranger: Because I don’t give a kitten about meta, I just play what I like.
Warrior: Because why have imagination.

Inimicus.7162:

Warrior: KKKKILLLLLLRRRRROOOOOOYYYYY SSSSSSTTTTTTOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEKKKKKIIINNNNNNNNNNN!!
Guardian: BY ODGEN’S HAMMER, WHAT SAVINGS!
Ranger: Say hello to my little friend!
Elementalist: Collateral damage is my specialty.
Mesmer: Looketh over there. HAH! Madest thou look.
Necromancer: My day begins when yours ends!
Thief: I see you, do you see me?
Engineer: Somebody call for an exterminator?

LMAO
You made my Mesmer sound like Buzzkillington from Family Guy

Mesmer: I’m over here! Or am I over HERE? Ouch! You called target, didn’t you?

MOAR

Engineer: KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Thief: What makes you think I’m the ninja looter?
Necromancer: She’s not quite dead…
Mesmer: There is no spoon. Just kidding, my pants are the only illusion here!
Elementalist: BUT ALL MY ATTUNEMENTS ARE ON COOLDOWN!!!
Ranger: My own little bunney rabbit! Just what I always wanted! I will love him and squeeze him, and call him George!
Guardian: WHY is it that these IDIOTS expect ME to protect them?!
Warrior: I R TEH 1337 G4nK3R

Ranger: What did the fox say!?

Randulf.7614:

Ranger: What did the fox say!?

LOL, good one!!

Engineer: Well, maybe if we built a giant wooden Aardvark…
Guardian: Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade!
Warrior: ONE! TWO! FIVE!
Guardian: Three sir!
Warrior: THREE!
Elementalist: There are some who call me…Tim?
Warrior: She turned me into a moa! -after an awkward silence- I got better.
Guardian: NI!
Mesmer: Brave Sir Robbin ran away! Bravely ran away away! When danger reared…
Ranger: Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
Engineer: Who would cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions, three. Er’ the other side, he see.

Mesmer: YOUR THE CLONE. NO YOUR THE CLONE. NO YOUR THE CLONE..
Engineer: GRAB SOME TORCHLIGHT I BLEW A FUSE!
Ranger: B-B-B-Bird bird bird! Bird is the word!
Ranger: I gather it for medicinal reasons officer, I swear!
Thief: :is perma-stealthed, looking at you through your window:
Thief: You’re the apple of my eye!
Thief: OOOHHHH SHINEY
Warrior: WHEN I SAY WHOA! IIIII MEAN WHOA.
Guardian: GET TO DA CHOPPA
Elementalist: KUH-BLAM
Mesmer: Nuck-nuck-nuck!
Ranger: I am Aragorn, son…oh, that was the other ranger’s line.
Thief: I get knocked down, but I get up again! And you’re never gonna keep me down!

thief: cant touch this!
warrior: you shall not pass,run away, move or survive!
mesmer: catch me if u can!nope thats not me but nice try!

Thief: You must be a thief. Because you just stole my heart.
Thief: If I can’t see you. You can’t see me.

Engineer: I lost a bomb… Do you have it?

Warrior: RAWR CHARR SMASH!