Guild Wars 2

Yep, CommanderXLivia. I felt some chemistry in their dialog and ship ‘em. I don’t care if she’s over 200 years old. Even if it’s one sided, I think my taller-than-average Asura has an infatuation with her the moment they exchanged dialog!

Livia: …Don’t start without me!
Dexx: Too late. I’m already inside. ;P

Go read the gw1 wiki talk page for Livia ;-)

This section still evokes a laugh from me,
https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Talk:Livia#Livia.2C_show_me_your_scars

So then its settled.

And Lazarus was making some lewd comments about Livia and her hair. It got my blood boiling >:(

Ew no. I loathed Livia from the moment I met her (in GW2). I could never ship someone so uselessly sarcastic.

Unless it’s two uselessly sarcastic people. Livnach? Canivia?
They would snipe and snide at each other until the inevitable tension breaks into a hot sweaty/dewy roll on the grass that would put Kasjory’s lovey chitchat to shame.