Guild Wars 2

A joke : a person Piken server , another Desolation and other Baruch are met. Piken player says: we kill Tequal before 5:00 . Baruch player responds : bah , that’s nothing . Then Desolation says: We killed before 6:00 Tequal player Baruch responds again: bah, that’s nothing. At that time the server Piken and Desolation look and asked about Baruch , he responds to them: we have now got Baruch men we sent to you and you have no eggs to successfully complete the event.

Thanks for your reading and I hope you liked and most original jokes.

PS: Before any review and other things, I would say I’ve been looking and have not found a more appropriate place to put this forum post . Also say that I have no intention to cause some strife and the joke does not intend to leave anyone “evil” and no offense intended . Just spend a joyful time of the most international as possible. And not violate any rules ( which I doubt after reading them carefully ) would like to apologize in advance and sorry for my bad English .

I don’t get it.

Meh even after you figure out the ‘joke’ it isnt that funny.

Also it is: A person from Piken, Desolation, and Baruch(Dont recognize that name for a server but whatever) meet up. The player from Desolation says “We killed Tequatl in under 6 minutes.” The player from Baruch says “That’s nothing.” The player from Piken says “We killed Tequatl in under 5 minutes.” Again the player from Baruch says “That’s nothing.” So then the player from Baruch says “With all the players went sent over there we didn’t have enough to do the event ourselves.”

Or maybe he just really wanted wanted some eggs and he accidentally typed it.

Rainbow Sprint.3215:

Meh even after you figure out the ‘joke’ it isnt that funny.

Also it is: A person from Piken, Desolation, and Baruch(Dont recognize that name for a server but whatever) meet up. The player from Desolation says “We killed Tequatl in under 6 minutes.” The player from Baruch says “That’s nothing.” The player from Piken says “We killed Tequatl in under 5 minutes.” Again the player from Baruch says “That’s nothing.” So then the player from Baruch says “With all the players went sent over there we didn’t have enough to do the event ourselves.”

Or maybe he just really wanted wanted some eggs and he accidentally typed it.

Thank you for the translation.

The joke is also faulty. Piken hasn’t killed Tequatl in ages

Rainbow Sprint.3215:

Baruch(Dont recognize that name for a server but whatever)

That would be Baruch Bay – spanish language EU server.
Which would explain the need for translation.

What this thread needs is a good Elder Dragons joke.

So Tequatl, Jormag, Primordus and Kralkatorrik are sitting in a bar. Tequatl says, “I’m getting so sick and tired of people calling me Tequila. My name really isn’t that complex. What do you think Jorlag?”

To which Jormag replied angrily: “My name is ‘Jormag’, not Jorlag. At least pronounce it right. Do you want another drink by the way, Primordius?”. “It’s Primordus! Not Primordius! Sheesh, even Kraalkatorrent knows that”. “Kralkatorrik!” -He swiftly corrects.

Then Mordremoth walks into the bar. Everyone sighs and leaves.

Lol. That was actually funny

I personally call tequatl tiki, as I pronounce the first syllable in tequatl the same as the first syllable in tiki.

Rainbow Sprint.3215:

I personally call tequatl tiki, as I pronounce the first syllable in tequatl the same as the first syllable in tiki.

Let’s not start that discussion again. The name is pronounced in game by NPCs and it’s teh-KWAH-tel

Sigh. It’s TEAKETTLE! Sheesh.

This will be what you will be fighting after the next patch. An elder teakettle. Capable of nasty steam burns if you are in its AOE field. Chest reward, a mug of delicious tea.

I went to McDonalds with a two headed monster from Tyria. I decided to have mine to take away, but he Ettin.

So the Living Story writing team is sitting at a bar one night. One of the writers complains:
“No one seems to like the writing.”
“-They hated Scarlet” -another writers adds.
“-Some people got upset about the kiss scene” , a third writer says.
“-But worst of all, someone commented that it was all a disjointed mess.”
-They all sighed in agreement-

Then Mordremoth bursts into the bar and eats them all!
To which the barkeeper responds: “…Well that plot point came out of nowhere…”

Tom Gore.4035:

The joke is also faulty. Piken hasn’t killed Tequatl in ages

Well, PSDH did take it to 2-3% a couple of times after the bugged megalaser patch, so it would’ve been a win if not for that fakealaser

Mad Queen Malafide.7512:

So the Living Story writing team is sitting at a bar one night. One of the writers complains:
“No one seems to like the writing.”
“-They hated Scarlet” -another writers adds.
“-Some people got upset about the kiss scene” , a third writer says.
“-But worst of all, someone commented that it was all a disjointed mess.”
-They all sighed in agreement-

Then Mordremoth bursts into the bar and eats them all!
To which the barkeeper responds: “…Well that plot point came out of nowhere…”

lol, funny. One Internet smile awarded to you. ^^