Crystal Desert Hates Zommoros

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Posted by: azureai.9764

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NEWS FLASH: Angry mob attacks the imprisoned djinn, Zommoros, in Lion’s Arch, and set Mystic Forge ablaze. Antagonizers claim Zommoros part of ponzi scheme to deny investors precursors and demand their money back. Miyani missing and presumed crispy.

More news as it arrives.

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Posted by: Syktek.7912

Syktek.7912

Nice repost, is this reddit now?

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Posted by: SkylightMoon.1980

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omg i wastotally gonna post about this!!! i was there!!!

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Posted by: Navzar.2938

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Lol nice job with the Molotov coc|ktails XD (stupid filter:p)

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Posted by: gimmethegepgun.1284

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Didn’t someone do this months ago?

Regardless, kudos.

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Posted by: Firegoth.6427

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Sweet jesus, gave me a good laugh!

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Posted by: emikochan.8504

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It only worked in EVE, LA isn’t Jita :p

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Posted by: Dante.1508

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Sadly Zommoros didn’t burn in hell like it needs to great job OP keep up the good work..

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Posted by: ArchonWing.9480

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This should become a real event.

I’m sure a lot of people will participate.

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for there you have been and there you will long to return.

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Posted by: darkace.8925

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Joke’s on you guys, Zommoros is immune to burning.

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Posted by: azureai.9764

azureai.9764

Joke’s on you guys, Zommoros is immune to burning.

I doubt Miyani is…

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Posted by: Randulf.7614

Randulf.7614

If you go after trahearne or logan next…let me know!

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Posted by: Vol.5241

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Y’all should redirect your hate to the BLTC and their otherwordly fees.

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Posted by: Atlas.9704

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Joke’s on you guys, Zommoros is immune to burning.

I doubt Miyani is…

She’s just a pawn in the scheme.
She’s also possibly the last Paragon ever.
She’s also kinda cute.
Here I’ll take her in custody for interrogation as to what she knows.
Kill the genie, I don’t care.

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