Guild Wars 2

Kill 5 Mobs with Randomly Found Objects.

Eat 5 Pieces of Food.

Drink 5 Alcoholic Beverages.

Read 5 Books in World.

Run Away from 10 Skritt.

Die once.

Freeze 10 innocent animals.

Fall to your Death.

What have you done at least once that you will never see in a daily rotation?

Open 5 chests.
Kill a dragon. (Dragon events)
Kill a world boss. (Fire Elemental, Shadow Behemoth, etc.)
Complete a meta event chain.
Rally 5 times.
Complete a dungeon.

Out run a Centaur.

Salvage 15 things.

Kill 20 critters.
Hear a Skrit say “Shiny!” 20 times
Do 5 events with a guild member
Salvage 20 items
Open 50 loot bags (any type)
Listen to random conversations all over the world (like the fried circuit robot one in the Grove near the LA portal xD)

etc. etc.

Win a round of keg brawl

1) Kill 50 NPC children.
2) Kill Zhaitan (using an alt if needs be) with a well-placed headbutt to the groin.
3) Zommoros is a huge fan of traditional music. Acquire a Wintersday Endless Choir Bell and play for him 348,283,975 separate notes.
4) Visit every map in Tyria at least once and shout, via map chat, the phrase ‘I like Norn bottoms’.
5) Get perma-banned from the game.

Make 50 awkward sexual advances to npcs

Complete Victory or Death.

“Luckiest person on tyria”
- finish a dungeon, except fractals, with a PUG.

“Laundry day”
- kill a monster 5 times while in downed state

“Escapologist”
- Remove any stun 5 times

“Rusted golem”
- Get bottlenecked by your PC

“Speechcraft”
- Answer either in a aggressive, proud or charismatic way

Dance in 4 towns or cities
Sit on 10 mountain tops
outrun 4 minotaurs

Pick an exotic drop

Now that will be one daily that just wont happen.

kill an orrian gorilla while naked
kill lupicus
Complete 5 diving challenges
Gather 5 vanilla beans
Find a precurser

i still love that angry player saying what next,

kick 10 drangons in the voonerables.

Take a half hour nap inside the lord’s room of Stonemist under enemy control.

5 Forum Infractions in 1 day.

Collect 25 Porous Bones

I agree, even if this thread is written in jest, why couldn’t some of these items be dailies or part of the proposed weeklies so many have asked for? Why does it all have to be the crazy things we almost never do (some of us actually play this game without dodging in pve is that so weird?)

“Kill 5 Mobs with Randomly Found Objects.
Eat 5 Pieces of Food.
Drink 5 Alcoholic Beverages.
Read 5 Books in World.
Run Away from 10 Skritt.
Die once.
Freeze 10 innocent animals.
Fall to your Death.”

“Open 5 chests.
Kill a dragon. (Dragon events)
Kill a world boss. (Fire Elemental, Shadow Behemoth, etc.)
Complete a meta event chain.
Rally 5 times.”

“Do 5 events with a guild member
Salvage 20 items
Open 50 loot bags (any type)”

“Get banned for inappropriate language”

Well kitten, that’s counter productive for laurels.

- Get weapon precursor from mystic forge: “You got served!”

- Fall to death with over 100M damage: “Not even a scratch.”

- Get killed by a risen chicken: “Humiliating defeat!.”

- Kill a friendly NPC: “1800-MR-GLITCH”

- Have no money in your account: “Pay poor tax of 100%.”

Catch the frozen keg in wayfarer foothills.

Hug ten Charr.

Feel six feet tall

buy 800 gems.
spend 1600 gems.

pee into the wind blasts in windy cave while holding Bolt.

Solo a dungeon path for the Forever Alone achievement.
Earn the Vegan achievement for not killing a single meat product in a month.
Get a lodestone.
Steal 10 banners.
Actually command others with your commander title on.

• use a skill
• use heal
• use an emote
• change to your town clothes
• walk for 10 seconds
• say something in chat within 10 seconds of another person saying something.
  ^_^

Gynecologist
: Inspect 5 suspicious bushes

Tycoon:
have 50,000 crystals

Jenkins:
die 20 times in a dungeon or fractal

This game is dead:
use map chat in map (non-story) with no other players

You are screwed:
Loot 1 exotic. Buying/trading wont count.

Please Anet add some new thing in dailies no repeat any other category in our achievement panel.
So im waiting same thing like zaishen bounty in gw1, or something i need to EXPLORE.
im bored for F to revive ally, i did 1000 times remember? or any repeat thing

no english thanks

Sell charged lodestones on the trade house at 1c over vendor price. 0/20.

FateOmega.9601:

Catch the frozen keg in wayfarer foothills.

argh. with every single alt I try it again, thinking it can’t be that bad, my memory just makes it out to be worse than it is – it really isn’t. my last 2 alts doing wayfarer couldn’t catch a single keg. though I think my ele (main) was once able to catch a keg, which got summoned by another player while I was just standing around sorting my inventory.

• try to finish the exact same thief / ele / mesmer for the second time in wvw
• gather 10 ruined log/fiber/ore
• try to activate your heal skill 6 times in 2 seconds during lag
• dodge right into a bosses 1-hit-down attack (hello rapsovich with your strange timing!)
• kill 7 differently colored moas
• complete a dungeon run with no party members over 100% magic find (god, I hate leeches)
• walk from brisban wildlands to ebonhawke without speed or asura gates
• equip the oooOOOooo spear (it actually exists, spelling might be slightly different ;-)
• res a dead npc instead of a downed ally
• run past and ignore a reflecting shard while constantly pressing f during the jade maw battle
• catch and defeat a skritt thief without getting transformed into.. something (siamoth, jackalope, racoon, chicken)

Stand in Southsun shore & say: “Excuse me, do you have a minute” 50 times.
Stand in LA & say “Citizens” 150 times.
Loot an Exotic in WvWs.

I like the idea of completing dive challenges for a daily or a monthly.

- Boot a player wearing Magic Find from a PUG.
- Use 5 unique curse words in Lion’s Arch Map Chat
- Buy Ogden’s Hammer
- Salvage a Legendary weapon
- Run across all three zones of Orr while unarmed and naked
- Delete a Level 80 character from your account
- Report 10 players as bots, whether they really are or not
- Create a thread in the official forums about daily achievements
- Remove 100g from your Guild Vault and leave the guild
- Replace all in-game music with Skyrim OST
- Purchase 18 Minis from the Gem Store
- /yell “FOR THE HORDE!!!” 10 times during dynamic events in Queensdale
- Discover an exploit and generate 500,000 Globs of Ectoplasm
- Gank 20 n00bz
- Use a Fear effect on Logan Thackeray

We are in sooooo much trouble if Anet picks up some of these hints but oh so funny!

*kill 50 moas in WvW

*watch 10 vistas without skipping

*kill 5 veterans without dodging during the fight

*accomplish Arah story again

Dodge over a cliff in Southsun and die 15 times.

Attempt a jumping puzzle and get stuck in the geometry 10 times.

- Log in and out of GW2 game 100 times: “Peek-a-boo, I see you.”

- Solo a dragon event: “The lonely hero.”

- Kill an ANet representative in WvW: “The noobmeister.”

- Die 20 times in PvE: “I am RISEN!”

- Finish a dungeon without taking damage: “The proelitemaster.”

Harm, but not kill, a “white” rabbit.

Make your fractals run take longer than your allies could have done it solo.

• Kill a Veteran while wearing no armour 0/5 – “I AM BEOWULF!”
• Get Stacks of Bleeding applied to you 0/50 – “It’s Just A Flesh Wound”
• Kill Golems 0/20 – “They Are The Golems You Are Looking For”
• Accidentally dodge off of a cliff during combat 0/1 – “Totally Meant To Do That…”
• Deal 500 damage through Confusion – “Stop Hitting Yourself!”
• Stun Enemies 0 / 10 – “Must Be My Good Looks”
• Kill Oakhearts 0 / 5 – “TIIMMBBERRRRRR!”

A quest!
Kill ten rats

Ghosting the Machine
Gain a single skill point/level worth of XP without taking damage

Little Stories
Complete five event chains from beginning to end.

We Meet Again!
Find a fedora wearing ex-explorer (any location counts)

Not Good With Hints
Gather 20 ruined ore chunks

Metagaming
Use the /wiki command five times.

Moral Support
/cheer at ten allies

Do a Barrel Roll
Reflect five attacks while dodging.

Tough Love
/laugh at five downed allies.