Guild Wars 2

There are so, so many things I could complain about with the new update. The new trading post ui is cramped and annoying, I don’t like that when I go to my “hero” window it doesn’t default to what is now the “equipment” tab like it used to (please lord change this; it’s not entirely from the newest update, there were “dye” and “wardrobe” tabs added previously and the old way was better). So many other things that make me feel like walking away…

But there are lots of complaint threads, so instead I will say THANKS! Why? For the changes to the quest in Queensdale where you now have to dance for the cows rather than feed them. I discovered this and was inexplicably filled with joy. Now that I know anet is willing to make changes to old quests, and has no problem making them silly or nonsensical (there have always been a few of those), I would like to request that all renown hearts that involve feeding, watering, or otherwise caring for anything, be changed so they are dance-centered. I don’t care if we’re dancing to revive wilted corn. New players will love it. People will eat it up like cows ate hay in days of old, before dance moves alone could sustain them.

Honestly, I would settle for one quest where we dance and/or sing for baby quaggans.

Along with that, I would also like to formally request a “Dancing With the Cows” mini game. The name is self explanatory. Go. Make this happen and all will be forgiven.

Off to make a new alt named “Dances With Cows”

That would be interesting to see as well as a field of alts all named:

She who milks, the Dairy Dancer, DanceCowster, Utterlysublime…