Dear Tequatl...
Dear bite-sized morsel,
Gimme my spoons back. They’re part of a grand plot to bore a sub-aquatic tunnel to the Eye of the North and my Risen servants can’t dig without them.
Sincerely,
You’re delicious.
I wonder what your basis for comparison is…”
- Jareth, King of Goblins.
Teq is a stingy dragon. I did Triple Trouble and got the Ascended armor chest on my first run.
I’ve never gotten anything good from Teq either. Carved bone spoon every single time, I don’t need a carved bone spoon.
If you only want ascended stuff, better to farm Fractals. I’ve gotten like over 30 ascended weapons/armors from fractals alone.
Dear bite-sized morsel,
Gimme my spoons back. They’re part of a grand plot to bore a sub-aquatic tunnel to the Eye of the North and my Risen servants can’t dig without them.
Sincerely,
You’re delicious.
Bahaha. This is the correct response. I’m sorry I angered you, oh great Garbage Dragon of Spoons!