Guild Wars 2

In one on one fights, I have seen deer kill everything from bears to Risen. They are clearly a threat to Tyria and might even be Dragon minions – for that is the only way they can solo other corrupted creatures so easily.

I for one will not bow down to our hooven overlords.

I agree. What if these deer were to change over to undead minions, I mean, imagine how disastrous that would be.

I can 100% support this statement as I’ve witnessed a deer take down 2 wolves.

EmoxiHaX.1726:

I can 100% support this statement as I’ve witnessed a deer take down 2 wolves.

I saw something like that happen too! :O

Salmon are pretty kitten as well. I have seen a single salmon take down a shark on multiple occasions. And the final health wasnt’t even close. The shark is dead while the salmon still has half it’s HP left.

When there those events to kill the undead sharks, I think we should just set salmon on it. It wouldn’t stand a chance.

They have ascended hooves.

VOLKON.1290:

They have ascended hooves.

LOL!
And they didn’t even have to do fractals

Half Tooth.1867:

VOLKON.1290:

They have ascended hooves.

LOL!
And they didn’t even have to do fractals

They did it.. solo…. o:

Half Tooth.1867:

VOLKON.1290:

They have ascended hooves.

LOL!
And they didn’t even have to do fractals

Something just isn’t right.

Whenever I feel I have something to prove, or just when I want to test out a new build against a few mobs I go take on the stags, moose and deer – they are a true test of skill.

In the beginning, all deer were hostile and the killing fields ran red with the blood of alpha testers. Or so I like to imagine.

One of my favorite little things with this game is that the cannon fodder attacks each other. To many other games have wolves and meat side by side and they never fight.

Fortuna.7259:

In the beginning, all deer were hostile and the killing fields ran red with the blood of alpha testers. Or so I like to imagine.

And the testers cried out “Oh deer!”

Then the salmon came along and the two races fought fiercely aginst one another, until both sides realised they were so evenly matched that no good would come of their continued battle.
They agreed that the deer would own the land and the salmon would own the water, amd whoever dares to question that will perish.

I vote for nuking Orr with a deer bomb

The last dragon may be a forest dragon. Deer frolick in forests…
Doomed!!

Randulf.7614:

The last dragon may be a forest dragon. Deer frolick in forests…
Doomed!!

It is true. Trahearne has studied these hooved monstrosities all his life.

Aylpse.6280:

Randulf.7614:

The last dragon may be a forest dragon. Deer frolick in forests…
Doomed!!

It is true. Trahearne has studied these hooved monstrosities all his life.

Yes, but Trahearne has studied everything all his life – even ballet.

Sure, you can outrun a centaur… but you will never outrun a deer. And if you do, you would be so traumatized to tell about it.

This is why you don’t see any Risen Deer.

VOLKON.1290:

They have ascended hooves.

yup i hope you have all been salvaging your deer hooves for ectos

at last a funny thread

Shushhhhhh!!!!! Now they will nerf deer!

MrNobody.4357:

I vote for nuking Orr with a deer bomb

It’s the only way to be sure.

I want a deer to protect my Ranger from those dastardly bunnies in the Norn starting area. Deer vs. Bunnies . . . I wonder which would triumph? xD

Watch out for those jellyfish aswell, I saw one kill a champ reef shark in southsun cove. No joke!

wish i could tame a deer for my ranger XD

Deer can fight dirty too, I went on a bio break and returned to find my character with half hp being attacked by a minotaur… but three deer had somehow decided to help save me and were relentlessly attacking it until it was dead.

I was so thankful I left them alone to get my daily unique kills elsewhere. XD

4 mobs raging at me -Fights

2 deers running angerly to me -Runs

XD

Working as intended. Be glad it isnt rutting season.

I don’t know how many of you were in the Beta tests, but I remember the first time I ever went into WvW. First thing to murder me wasn’t another player’s weapon, but the hooves of some deer cracking my skull. They’ve been waiting and biding their time to take back the WvW maps ever since.

please do not nerf deer…they are tyria’s saviors!!!

my lv 80 went toe to hoof with a deer … i lost. maybe in the next expansion, we can assemble a deer army to retake elona from Joko…i am sure they will survive the sulfur wastes.

maybe the next dragon is a Deer, in disguise? in that case, we’d never win.

I deer ran over my grand mother.

I feel like quitting the game because of deer.

a deer dungeon would be a great addition to the game, for some variety in the content.

Anet should make a mini dungeon for wintersday called “Winter SLAY Ride” with vicious deer as the primary foe!

:)

I think deer have been posting on the thief forum to distract from the fact that they are overpowered.

Deers are Overlord childs.

Nooooooo the deer should be celebrated for the ferocity and their bravery at defending the weak from predators

I’m pretty okay with these hooven overlords myself.

Maybe it’s time to stock up on stag potions, though.

I herd there’s a secret deer level in the game.

Number of wildlife are tougher than real enemies. I have no idea why this would ever be.

I’d love to see a deer zerg rush over Orr.

A veteran and champion risen discussing plants to invade the next waypoint in Cursed Shore.

Risen Veteran: "Whats that sound coming from Malchor’s Leap?’
Risen Champion: “Not sure. Sounds like a Zhaitan’s marching band. Maybe they defeated the enemies there and coming back all happy.”
Risen Veteran: “It’s not. Is that… deer?”
Risen Champion:“Oh kitten. Not this again.”
Risen Veteran:“What you mean, not again?”
Risen Champion: “Last time this happend, all we ate was deer for a year.”

deer zerg vs exploding risen chickens? :O

So we have found out where Chuck Norris keeps his deer that he hunts. Truly only these deer could satisfy his appetite for the hunt.

Duke Blackrose.4981:

I for one will not bow down to “our” hooven overlords.

But you acknowledge them as your lords? :O Ah! You are a spy! You try to do reverse psychology on the mass to acknowledge your hooven lord! Ebil! Ebil!

Can’t wait for the Chef’s to unleash Venison burgers upon us, those things’ll bite back

[Group event] Kill the Champion risen salmonodon

nastyjman.8207:

Sure, you can outrun a centaur… but you will never outrun a deer. And if you do, you would be so traumatized to tell about it.

I don’t have to outrun the deer – I just have to outrun whoever else is in my party.

I saw a deer take on the fire elemental in metrica province…. and win.