Guild Wars 2

I will turn 50 this year, meaning I get my AARP card, Is there any discount on the BLTC for card carrying oldsters like myself?

Yes, I believe you get access to a special version of some legendaries. For one they cost half the gold, and you can turn them into a walking cane when you feel the need to take a break!

Jakkson.4076:

Yes, I believe you get access to a special version of some legendaries. For one they cost half the gold, and you can turn them into a walking cane when you feel the need to take a break!

God, I could use that stick.

Sligh.2789:

Jakkson.4076:

Yes, I believe you get access to a special version of some legendaries. For one they cost half the gold, and you can turn them into a walking cane when you feel the need to take a break!

God, I could use that stick.

Also useful to threaten any Risen that get on your lawn.

Sligh.2789:

I will turn 50 this year, meaning I get my AARP card, Is there any discount on the BLTC for card carrying oldsters like myself?

Who the heck are you calling “oldsters” at 50?

AARP cards have been going in the trash can for the last 7 years when they show up at my house.

-Not interested in legendary walker or ascended dentures.

Old gamers inspire me!

What is AARP? :o

GuzziHero.2467:

What is AARP? :o

American Association of Retired Persons, which is odd considering the retirement age is actually 67 on average /shrug

They want to start getting as much dues from you before you kick the bucket, so they start bugging you to join around 50.

We need our own UAG (Union of Ancient Gamers). Had to play at least one text or ASCII based game to join….

Brother Grimm.5176:

They want to start getting as much dues from you before you kick the bucket, so they start bugging you to join around 50.

We need our own UAG (Union of Ancient Gamers). Had to play at least one text or ASCII based game to join….

Does Pong count (the original home version)?

Brother Grimm.5176:

They want to start getting as much dues from you before you kick the bucket, so they start bugging you to join around 50.

We need our own UAG (Union of Ancient Gamers). Had to play at least one text or ASCII based game to join….

Oh my god, Pong was good, but Bedlam, and another in a Pyramid were great games. Nurse Ratchet was , well, she was always around the corner with a frontal labotamy.

And I want that kitten walking stick.

goldenwing.8473:

Sligh.2789:

I will turn 50 this year, meaning I get my AARP card, Is there any discount on the BLTC for card carrying oldsters like myself?

Who the heck are you calling “oldsters” at 50?

AARP cards have been going in the trash can for the last 7 years when they show up at my house.

-Not interested in legendary walker or ascended dentures.

>.< this is awesome

goldenwing.8473:

Sligh.2789:

I will turn 50 this year, meaning I get my AARP card, Is there any discount on the BLTC for card carrying oldsters like myself?

Who the heck are you calling “oldsters” at 50?

AARP cards have been going in the trash can for the last 7 years when they show up at my house.

-Not interested in legendary walker or ascended dentures.

Ascended dentures on autoattack. Sounds like a balancing problem that would bite ANet on the butt.

Lol ahhh text-based gaming…

Wait.
Time passes…

And who can forget the classic ‘Sorry, I don’t know how to **** off’

Trying to remember waaaayyyyyy back…when I turned 50.

I’m not that old… but I still have a working Barcode Battler :p

Text or ASCII based? Would the Realm of Angmar, with my 300 baud modem count?

Tumult.2578:

Text or ASCII based? Would the Realm of Angmar, with my 300 baud modem count?

300 baud?!?

Omg, that was such an upgrade from 110!

There are so many funny posts on this thread, including Astral Projections and Elothar’s.

PS: “You are standing in front of a door.”

I recall racking up a 300$ phone bill one month on Compuserve playing games. My ex about killed me over that. Card carrying AARP member relishing those Senior discounts. LOL
haha – " you are standing in front of a door" -

Astral Projections.7320:

goldenwing.8473:

Sligh.2789:

I will turn 50 this year, meaning I get my AARP card, Is there any discount on the BLTC for card carrying oldsters like myself?

Who the heck are you calling “oldsters” at 50?

AARP cards have been going in the trash can for the last 7 years when they show up at my house.

-Not interested in legendary walker or ascended dentures.

Ascended dentures on autoattack. Sounds like a balancing problem that would bite ANet on the butt.

Dentures of the Ancient God:

250 Vicious Fangs
250 Ancient Wood Planks
50 Globs of Ectoplasm
250 Piles of Crystalline Dust

And after every 1000 aa’s, you need to polish them with another 25 piles of crystalline dust.

sscripko.5387:

Astral Projections.7320:

goldenwing.8473:

Sligh.2789:

I will turn 50 this year, meaning I get my AARP card, Is there any discount on the BLTC for card carrying oldsters like myself?

Who the heck are you calling “oldsters” at 50?

AARP cards have been going in the trash can for the last 7 years when they show up at my house.

-Not interested in legendary walker or ascended dentures.

Ascended dentures on autoattack. Sounds like a balancing problem that would bite ANet on the butt.

Dentures of the Ancient God:

250 Vicious Fangs
250 Ancient Wood Planks
50 Globs of Ectoplasm
250 Piles of Crystalline Dust

And after every 1000 aa’s, you need to polish them with another 25 piles of crystalline dust.

ROFL! You had to add the ancient wood planks….

sscripko.5387:

Astral Projections.7320:

goldenwing.8473:

Sligh.2789:

I will turn 50 this year, meaning I get my AARP card, Is there any discount on the BLTC for card carrying oldsters like myself?

Who the heck are you calling “oldsters” at 50?

AARP cards have been going in the trash can for the last 7 years when they show up at my house.

-Not interested in legendary walker or ascended dentures.

Ascended dentures on autoattack. Sounds like a balancing problem that would bite ANet on the butt.

Dentures of the Ancient God:

250 Vicious Fangs
250 Ancient Wood Planks
50 Globs of Ectoplasm
250 Piles of Crystalline Dust

And after every 1000 aa’s, you need to polish them with another 25 piles of crystalline dust.

Sounds like a Necro skill to me. When you’re waiting for the recharge, you can gum the enemy to death

I remember spending hours typing in code when there were no disks available. Ah, good times.

Oh man, typing in code on my old Commodore 64 those stupid games from Compute and Compute’s Gazette magazines. You always had one typo somewhere and could never find it. Finding it was better than the game you were trying to get running anyway.

Yeah I could go with an aged discount for gems. Where do I sign up? lol

You already get this

http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Gnarled_Walking_Staff