Do sloths lift?

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Posted by: Squee.7829

Squee.7829

Because this sloth back piece has some intimidating arms. It looks like it would spend its time doing pull ups behind my back. And normal sloths don’t have elbow spikes, leaving me to believe this is some specially trained battle-sloth. He should be sporting an eye-patch and a cigar and talk like Snake Plissken.

Leader and sole member of the “Bring Penguins to Tyria” movement.

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Posted by: Samnang.1879

Samnang.1879

I just looked at it… that is… disturbing.

Please nerf bag types instead of class skills!

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Posted by: Iris Ng.9845

Iris Ng.9845

You can always find it out in Salvation Pass. One thing for sure though, he does push up quite often

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Posted by: RoseofGilead.8907

RoseofGilead.8907

Sloths don’t have to lift; they spend their lives hanging from trees and stuff. That’s how they get so buff. That, and they’re manifestations of pure evil and have demon steroid blood pumping through their veins.

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Posted by: Jahroots.6791

Jahroots.6791

Clearly do. Very, very slowly.

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