Guild Wars 2

ATTENTION

This thread in basically one big joke, Take nothing here with any form of seriousness, I am doing this for the laughs. I personally believe that real world politics do not belong in the game universe unless is jeopardizes the sanctuary of said world.

ATTENTION

If you desire to create constructive and creative content (Ex. Posters, Commercials, Bumper stickers etc…) I would love to see it. Being a Graphic Designer myself, I always love seeing what the community can come up with. So be creative. Have fun. And enjoy this “Makeshift Community Event/Joke”

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So, Its Election day in the United States. What does that mean for Tyria? Well, What if the inhabitants of this mystical land had a choice. One that they were forced to make.

What is that question? Simple really.

Of the 5 known Elder Dragons, Which would you vote for in an election?

Options being,

Zhaitan — Dragon of Death and Commands the undead Risen Army of Orr.
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Zhaitan

Primordus — Dragon of Fire and Commands the molten Destroyer Army.
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Primordus

Jormag — Dragon of Ice and Commands the frozen Icebrood Army.
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Jormag

Deep Sea Dragon “Bubbles” — (Sadly Little is known about this Dragon, But hey, Maybe that is your kind of leader)
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Deep_sea_dragon

Kralkatorrik — Dragon of Crystal/Stone (?) and Commands the crystalline Branded Army.
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Kralkatorrik

Dunkelzahn.

!http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll314/Plakhovna/Misc/Thiselection.jpg!

:)

Huh?……..

And Kralkatorrik, since he’s the biggest by far.

And yay a Shadowrun reference lol.

None of them ! I vote Destinies Edge

Kralkatorik.

His minions look kitten, his corrupted areas are sort of pretty in a hellscape kind of way and I hear hes got great ideas to stimulate the economy.

I dont like the cold so Jormag is out. Zhaitan’s kind of unreliable being dead dead now plus he really let Orr get run down. Primordus seems more interested in replacing the voting public of Tyria with animated lava contructs and Bubbles doesnt even seem to be contending at the moment.

Edited the OP to provide more info on the Candidates. Links to the wiki included.

Again, For the sake of this “Makeshift Community Event/Joke” please keep your selection to one of the 5, Official, Elder Dragons.

I Vote for Jormag!

I like skiing, an endless winter would be heaven : )

Then, Vote Jormag.

At least the Sons of Svanir know a woman´s proper place.

I’m changing my vote to Mordramoth!!! Cause I just found out his name lol.

As the VP of branding I urge you to vote Kralkatorrik.

-Brought to you by Kralkatorrik For President. (KFP)

Unfortunately I was unable to create the guild with normal spelling so Králkátórrík it is. GW2 said there was something inappropriate about the name…

Jacius Ceed.4290:

Unfortunately I was unable to create the guild with normal spelling so Králkátórrík it is. GW2 said there was something inappropriate about the name…

Well yeah, you were trying to name your guild after a big evil dragon that has killed thousands of people. Sounds terrible enough to me.

I have a solo guild for storage purposes only named Tybalt For President. Can’t I vote for him instead?

I vote for Kralkatorrik

Considering I took down Zhaitan in what may very well be the most anticlimatic bossfight ever that basically involved 5 of us pressing 1 over and over for 15 minutes, he does not get my vote. xD

This thread can´t die!

Therefore more Shadowrun wisdom:
Never trust an elf and never ever cut a deal with a dragon.

Who new you guys would get to choose between a black elf and a mormon dragon.

LMAO
I am hylarious.

Write in campaign for Cthulhu. Why choose the lesser evil?

As a Sylvari player I vote for Mordramoth. Vote green!!

I vote for Kralkatorrik. To quote Rikkiti:

“Shiny? Shiny!”

Vote for Zhaitan For President! A vote for Zhaitan is a vote for zombie equality!

FallenAdvent.5904:

Vote for Zhaitan For President! A vote for Zhaitan is a vote for zombie equality!

Racist

Icebrood Rights!

Jam.4521:

FallenAdvent.5904:

Vote for Zhaitan For President! A vote for Zhaitan is a vote for zombie equality!

Racist

Icebrood Rights!

Icebrood rights are special rights, not civil rights! Vote Primordius to protect our world’s traditional values!

Lolz, I love this thread, You guys are awesome. I never thought it would have more than a 5 post response. Keep it coming though. Some of these are fantastic lines.

Forget the elder dragons. I’m totally voting for the Mad King(probably 3rd party right here)! He lets us eat candy!

Shuguard, you do know that Mad King Candy is made from baby Quaggan right?

If you are going to do a write in then elect Zojja

Vasham.2408:

Jam.4521:

FallenAdvent.5904:

Vote for Zhaitan For President! A vote for Zhaitan is a vote for zombie equality!

Racist

Icebrood Rights!

Icebrood rights are special rights, not civil rights! Vote Primordius to protect our world’s traditional values!

Primordus? I’m not voting for that OAP

Vote for a brighter, whiter future, Vote Jormag!

Guess we can congratulate you guys for another term with the black elf (dragon tears ).
What could possibly go wrong.

“Bubbles”…way too many jokes there. :p

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