Enough about Bear Wrangling!
Follow the virtues of your heart
Simple answer: change the text to “Unless you take up World v World, this should last you a while!”.
Then it becomes 100% accurate.
Hmm, I’d say, it will last until Arenanet decide you should suffer.
My favorite is when I repair armor, and the first thing I get attacked by out in the world… is a bear.
I’m not very good at keeping my promises to the repair NPC.