Evon Gnashblade - Philanthropist of LA

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Posted by: Smooth Penguin.5294

Smooth Penguin.5294

Being the great hero that he is, Evon’s now giving back even more! Coming soon, he’ll be taking care of all of the player’s damaged armor. That’s right, no more armor repair costs! This is just one more way for Evon to say “thanks” to all those who supported him in last year’s election.

Note – This act of kindness is permanent, unlike Kiel’s temporary WP cost reduction.

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Posted by: CureForLiving.5360

CureForLiving.5360

You can always count of Evon!

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Posted by: Mikuchan.7261

Mikuchan.7261

Evon Gnashblade, the Hero of Tyria!

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Posted by: Traveller.7496

Traveller.7496

Shame on those who speak ill of our benefactor Evon!

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Posted by: Romo.3709

Romo.3709

Recount!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by: Levetty.1279

Levetty.1279

Nope sorry, would rather have the minor cost of repairs while actually getting rewarded for events and killing champs.

Kiel still saved us from the battle against Abandon having Scarlet retconned into it though.

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Posted by: Penguin.5197

Penguin.5197

While we are still waiting Kiel to do anything useful, Evon is out there making a true difference – council seat not needed.

Its no wonder he has the support of penguins everywhere!

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Posted by: MithranArkanere.8957

MithranArkanere.8957

You do realize he’s earned more than enough with their trading post shenanigans, don’t you?

Every time you have to pay again if you want the same skin applied twice.
Every time you have to pay again if you want to have the same gathering tool, town clothes, toys or any other account-wide item in more than one character without endlessly juggling the stuff in the bank.
Every time you have to pay again to to go back to a hairstyle you got before with a makeover or hairstyle kit.
Every time you have to pay again if a character that had all bag slots unlocked gets deleted (the reason for deletion is irrelevant), because the extra slots are saved to the character and not the character slot or the account, so they are lost when the character is deleted instead being recovered on character deletion or stored in the slot itself…

The guy has a 4D printer and makes the stuff for almost nothing out of nail clippings and glittering dust that is paid with less than 0.0001% of the profit from taxes in the trading post, then tells you it’s made by artisans or some nonsense like that.

He may say whatever he wants, but I know the smell of infinitely generated items.

Whatever he gives back, it won’t be close to an infinitesimal fraction of what he’s have been scamming you like fools.

He’s sitting in a pile of money, and looking forward to plants to make even more money, he’s just investing it in turning you against the council, and specially Kiel. And you are falling for it.

SUGGEST-A-TRON says:
PAY—ONCE—UNLOCKS—ARE—ALWAYS—BETTER.
No exceptions!

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Posted by: Doggie.3184

Doggie.3184

Evon is a big soft, warm, fluffy ball of awesome.

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Posted by: Manuhell.2759

Manuhell.2759

He can’t do worse than Kiel, anyway.

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Posted by: Smooth Penguin.5294

Smooth Penguin.5294

Evon’s name will gone down in history as the greatest charr LA ever saw. My permanent Evon Supporter tag is proof of this.

In GW2, Trading Post plays you!

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Posted by: Ben K.6238

Ben K.6238

Can you say naked until the 14th?

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Posted by: sinzer.4018

sinzer.4018

Evon’s name will gone down in history as the greatest charr LA ever saw. My permanent Evon Supporter tag is proof of this.

This overrated trader? He is no true Charr.

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Posted by: Light.7493

Light.7493

He ran in LA

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Posted by: Rainbow Sprint.3215

Rainbow Sprint.3215

Can you say naked until the 14th?

Just don’t die. Unless I decide to do a dungeon with pugs, I would doubt my armor will break before the 14th.

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Posted by: daimasei.4091

daimasei.4091

You can always count of Evon! And Kiel’s sword pointing at his balls… if he have any.

Why fix the Necromancer for free when we can charge $$$ for the Revenant
-ArenaNet

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Posted by: Smooth Penguin.5294

Smooth Penguin.5294

He ran in LA

A true hero knows when to fight, and when to run. And thanks to Kiel ditching LA with Magnus, we had to do all the fighting for her (again).

In GW2, Trading Post plays you!

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Posted by: Blanger.3162

Blanger.3162

You do realize he’s earned more than enough with their trading post shenanigans, don’t you?

Every time you have to pay again if you want the same skin applied twice.
Every time you have to pay again if you want to have the same gathering tool, town clothes, toys or any other account-wide item in more than one character without endlessly juggling the stuff in the bank.
Every time you have to pay again to to go back to a hairstyle you got before with a makeover or hairstyle kit.
Every time you have to pay again if a character that had all bag slots unlocked gets deleted (the reason for deletion is irrelevant), because the extra slots are saved to the character and not the character slot or the account, so they are lost when the character is deleted instead being recovered on character deletion or stored in the slot itself…

The guy has a 4D printer and makes the stuff for almost nothing out of nail clippings and glittering dust that is paid with less than 0.0001% of the profit from taxes in the trading post, then tells you it’s made by artisans or some nonsense like that.

He may say whatever he wants, but I know the smell of infinitely generated items.

Whatever he gives back, it won’t be close to an infinitesimal fraction of what he’s have been scamming you like fools.

He’s sitting in a pile of money, and looking forward to plants to make even more money, he’s just investing it in turning you against the council, and specially Kiel. And you are falling for it.

Wait…What? so your saying Evon is the one that’s skimming our TP profits not Anet, I knew I didn’t like that Charr he’s got shifty eyes!

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Posted by: Smooth Penguin.5294

Smooth Penguin.5294

If Evon didn’t make any profit, you wouldn’t see great new items in the Gem Store. You think Frost Wasp tools and Golem Pummeler finishers make themselves?

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Posted by: Glenstorm.4059

Glenstorm.4059

I didn’t play during the Cutthroat Politics release (much.)

But if I’d voted, I’d have voted for Evon.

Especially because we’d have gotten that Abaddon fractal

Fear the might of SHATTERSTONE.

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Posted by: MithranArkanere.8957

MithranArkanere.8957

If Evon didn’t make any profit, you wouldn’t see great new items in the Gem Store. You think Frost Wasp tools and Golem Pummeler finishers make themselves?

Oh, com on. He just needs one, then he replicates them endlessly with some device he has.

Then tells you it’s handcrafted by artisans or some nonsense like that.

You could pay once for something like a flute, and get infinite ones just by paying some coin if he wanted.

SUGGEST-A-TRON says:
PAY—ONCE—UNLOCKS—ARE—ALWAYS—BETTER.
No exceptions!

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Posted by: NoxInfernus.2361

NoxInfernus.2361

He ran in LA

A true hero knows when to fight, and when to run. And thanks to Kiel ditching LA with Magnus, we had to do all the fighting for her (again).

I guess you weren’t fighting the Red Assault watchwork knight then, because Kiel was right there fighting with us.
Fact checking can be your friend.

Edited after fact checking to give full name.

(edited by NoxInfernus.2361)

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Posted by: Astral Projections.7320

Astral Projections.7320

This is the second thread you’ve made about Evon. Why are you so obsessed with him? Surely it’s not true love that makes you keep posting about him? O.o

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Posted by: Lucyfer.9517

Lucyfer.9517

This is actually first time ever he does anything positive. And i bet he has some hidden agenda.

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Posted by: Xenlai.8694

Xenlai.8694

The only reason he is giving us free armor repairs is because Kiel forced him to lol. He is so weak, unfit to be anything other than a trader . . and a coward

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Posted by: Morsus.5106

Morsus.5106

While Evon was supplying the Vigil and (now) repairing our armor for free, Kiel was just chillin’ with Magnus while LA was raised to the ground. Yeah, go Kiel…

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Posted by: Morsus.5106

Morsus.5106

The only reason he is giving us free armor repairs is because Kiel forced him to lol. He is so weak, unfit to be anything other than a trader . . and a coward

‘Because Kiel forced him to" Yup, because she won’t do it herself. She’s gotten power and now refuses to do kitten while Evon does all the work. Giving the Lionguard every weapon he owned and now paying all the repairmen so that players still learning the game won’t have to. What has Kiel done again? Ruined the reactor with Scarlet and given you a temporary discount on waypoints.

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

Zaxares.5419

Hang on… HAS it actually been said somewhere that lore-wise, Evon is the one financing all future armor repairs?

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Posted by: Sirius.4510

Sirius.4510

Evon’s name will gone down in history as the greatest charr LA ever saw.

I would probably have to give that title to Sykox actually…

Just a random PuGgle.
Stormbluff Isle ( http://www.stormbluffisle.com )

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Posted by: IndigoSundown.5419

IndigoSundown.5419

While we are still waiting Kiel to do anything useful, Evon is out there making a true difference – council seat not needed.

Its no wonder he has the support of penguins everywhere!

Silly penguins, then. Charr are carnivores and predators, penguins are prey birds.

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Posted by: MithranArkanere.8957

MithranArkanere.8957

[[…]

Silly penguins, then. Charr are carnivores and predators, penguins are prey birds.

Charr are omnivores. They can eat pretty much anything humans can. They ma look mostly like cats, but don’t forget their ruminant bits, like their horns, goatees, ears, and some even eyes.

SUGGEST-A-TRON says:
PAY—ONCE—UNLOCKS—ARE—ALWAYS—BETTER.
No exceptions!

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Posted by: ShibVicious.9681

ShibVicious.9681

I guess you weren’t fighting the Red Assault watchwork knight then, because Kiel was right there fighting with us.

Yet when the city was being razed to the ground and we were doing all we could to save as many of the citizens of Lions Arch, she sat safe and sound aboard her airship only coming down to get out Magnus, a full 5 minutes before they gave the order to evacuate.
Meaning of course, that she had sod off and was probably sipping tea whilst we (those of us who were not close enough to an asura gate come the eventual call for evacuation) were left choking to death on toxic fumes.

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Posted by: MauricioCezar.2673

MauricioCezar.2673

I Find funny how someone in Anet just magically makes evon the owner of all repair things on the world

Yeah.. someone on this staff really love dat charr.

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Posted by: IndigoSundown.5419

IndigoSundown.5419

[[…]

Silly penguins, then. Charr are carnivores and predators, penguins are prey birds.

Charr are omnivores. They can eat pretty much anything humans can. They ma look mostly like cats, but don’t forget their ruminant bits, like their horns, goatees, ears, and some even eyes.

They may be omnivores, but so are bears, and I can’t see penguins cozying up to them!

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Posted by: Duke Darkwood.4237

Duke Darkwood.4237

While we are still waiting Kiel to do anything useful, Evon is out there making a true difference – council seat not needed.

Ellen Kiel was on the front lines, fighting for Lion’s Arch, and even revived downed players.

Even Gnashblade griped about the Lionguard drafting him, actually wished Kiel had died in the attack, AND doesn’t even acknowledge the efforts of players who fought Scarlet.

Were it Evon who won the election, Kiel would still fight for Lion’s Arch as a Lionguard officer, and Evon would still take his gold-laden dolyaks and run. (Even other Ash Legion charr have more spine than that.)

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Posted by: Smooth Penguin.5294

Smooth Penguin.5294

Hang on… HAS it actually been said somewhere that lore-wise, Evon is the one financing all future armor repairs?

John Smith confirmed it here: https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/say-goodbye-to-armor-repair-costs-and-hello-to-free-trait-resets/

actually wished Kiel had died in the attack,

We all hope for the day that Kiel keels over.

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Posted by: OmaiGodman.2098

OmaiGodman.2098

He ran in LA

A true hero knows when to fight, and when to run. And thanks to Kiel ditching LA with Magnus, we had to do all the fighting for her (again).

So when Gnashblade runs, it’s because he’s a hero and when Kiel “runs” it’s because she’s a coward (and not at all evacuating people or anything).

Your little “Gnashblade is a hero” thing was funny for a while but you’re stretching it a bit thin now to be honest.

Any plan that involves dead quaggans is, by design, foolproof. I’m an unmitigated genius!

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Posted by: Smooth Penguin.5294

Smooth Penguin.5294

He ran in LA

A true hero knows when to fight, and when to run. And thanks to Kiel ditching LA with Magnus, we had to do all the fighting for her (again).

So when Gnashblade runs, it’s because he’s a hero and when Kiel “runs” it’s because she’s a coward (and not at all evacuating people or anything).

Your little “Gnashblade is a hero” thing was funny for a while but you’re stretching it a bit thin now to be honest.

Evon knew that he was out numbered, and that it was important to save his weapons. If he didn’t, I wouldn’t have had a chance to pick up my Tormented Pistol skin, which comes in handy for fighting evil.

Kiel couldn’t defend LA from the initial invasion, and couldn’t do anything in the fight against Scarlet. WE heroes did all the work, and it’s thanks to Evon that we’re able to equip ourselves with the tools needed to win.

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Posted by: DeWolfe.2174

DeWolfe.2174

[quote=3837066;Smooth Penguin.5294:
John Smith confirmed it[/quote]

Pfft… he’s nothing but a paid lobbyist for Evon. Just look at all his post constantly promoting Evon. No true Tyrian should believe either of them anymore.

^rp’n

[AwM] of Jade Quarry.

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Posted by: DeWolfe.2174

DeWolfe.2174

thanks to Evon that we’re able to equip ourselves with the tools needed to win.

My Ascended gear didn’t come from the likes of that filth peddler!

[AwM] of Jade Quarry.

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Posted by: MithranArkanere.8957

MithranArkanere.8957

When Kiel runs, is to rally help to deal with the problem.

When Evon runs, is to go to the nearest exist and close the door behind him, leaving anyone left behind trapped and alone with the problem.

[…] and it’s thanks to Evon that we’re able to equip ourselves with the tools needed to win.

Actually, we’ll have a much better time finding the stuff if it wasn’t for him. He somehow manages to make sure you can’t get much by adventuring, that not many people will give you worthwhile bounties or decent rewards for your deeds, to make sure you HAVE to buy it off his trading post.

Have you ever gotten something like a stack of 10 silk scraps from an event? Or something like a vendor appearing after an event selling a limited stock of 3 onyx shards for some coins? Nope. The rewards are most of the time not enough to pay for the costs of getting there with a waypoint in the first place, and when there’s a vendor they always have the same fixed stuff, and with a few exceptions, the stuff is often worthless.

[…]

They may be omnivores, but so are bears, and I can’t see penguins cozying up to them!

That’s because you’ll never seem them together. All species of bear are found mostly in the northern hemisphere, while penguins are found mostly in the southern hemisphere.

As for Tyria, I’ve never seen a penguin there. I’ve never been south of Cantha, though. Maybe there’s some there.

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PAY—ONCE—UNLOCKS—ARE—ALWAYS—BETTER.
No exceptions!

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Posted by: Razor.9872

Razor.9872

Evon’s name will gone down in history as the greatest charr LA ever saw. My permanent Evon Supporter tag is proof of this.

This overrated trader? He is no true Charr.

Would you consider Yomm and “overrated trader” too? I doubt it…

NSPride <3

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

Zaxares.5419

Hang on… HAS it actually been said somewhere that lore-wise, Evon is the one financing all future armor repairs?

John Smith confirmed it here: https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/say-goodbye-to-armor-repair-costs-and-hello-to-free-trait-resets/

Thanks. I must have missed that post.

Now, of course, the question is whether Evon undertook this out of the generosity of his own heart, or whether he was “encouraged” to do so by Kiel. I know which option I’m believing.